Monday, August 13, 2018

Andrew Scheer and the Return of Mad Max

In my last post I looked at how the Cons had been hit by a series of bozo eruptions, just a couple of weeks before they hold their big convention in Halifax.

And how a lot of people were wondering whether Andrew Scheer had lost control of his party. Or had corrupted it beyond recognition.

So these days it's little more than the Party of Hate, spewing toxic bigotry in every direction. 

And now to make matters even more desperate for the floundering Scheer, there has been another bozo eruption.

And it's a big one.

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Andrew Scheer And The Corruption Of The Cons

Ever since he became Con leader after a tainted leadership race, I have been warning that the creepy Andrew Scheer could corrupt this country beyond recognition.

And to a large extent he has done that, wounding our system of government with his Republican style attack ads.

Murdering decency, blowing his racist dogwhistle, and lying like a thief over and over again.

While our shabby Con media looked the other way.

But now at last that might be changing.

Friday, August 10, 2018

Is Donald Trump Encouraging The Saudis To Attack Canada?

It's now been four days since the clown prince of Saudi Arabia launched a deranged assault against Canada. 

Trying to damage our economy, our schools, and our hospitals.

But still the grubby Con Andrew Scheer is remaining silent and refusing to defend our country.

But while his motives are only too obvious, Michael Harris wonders whether there is an orange elephant in the room.

Is Doug Ford Already Going Over the Deep End?

As I'm sure you know, I never believed that Doug Ford was anywhere near qualified to be the Premier of Ontario.

And I always knew it was only a matter of time before his inner ape emerged..

But who knew he'd be riding the crazy train so soon?

Thursday, August 09, 2018

Why Is Andrew Scheer Still Failing To Condemn The Saudis?

It has now been three days since the clown prince of Saudi Arabia launched his deranged assault against Canada.

He's bad mouthing our country, trying to hurt our economy, his foreign minister is demanding a grovelling apology.

But still the hapless Andrew Scheer has not come to the defence of his country.

And all we've got so far from his treasonous Cons is this.

Wednesday, August 08, 2018

The Saudi Assault and the Silence of the Traitors

It's been almost two days since the perfumed prince of the barbarous kingdom of Saudi Arabia, launched an insane assault on Canada for having had the nerve to stand up for human rights.

But strangely enough Con leader Andrew Scheer has yet to stand up for Canada, or say a word about the Saudi offensive.

Or maybe not so strangely, since he's not exactly a human rights champion himself.

But it does raise the disturbing question, whose side is he on?

Tuesday, August 07, 2018

The Day Saudi Arabia Declared War on Canada

I was relaxing in the little park next to the marine police station, on the last day of a long sweltering weekend, when Callum came running up with the shocking news.

Mohammed bin Salman aka MBS, the perfumed crown prince of the barbaric Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, had declared war on Canada for not showing him enough respect.

And not only was he now trying to bully us into submission.

Saudi Arabia lashed out at Canada on Monday for criticizing the recent arrests of Saudi rights activists, and threatened to break off trade with other Western countries if they too spoke out about political repression in the kingdom.

Some of his agitated supporters appeared to be threatening a 911-style attack on MY neighbourhood !!!!!!

Monday, August 06, 2018

The Incredible Mediocrity of the Con Clown Andrew Scheer

For a long time Andrew Scheer has been able to hide in plain sight. Hide behind his creepy smile.

He rarely gives any interviews. He deleted his platform the day he became Con leader, and all we ever see him doing is attacking Justin Trudeau, day after day after day.  

So it's hard to take the real measure of the man.

We know he is a religious fanatic, an alt-right sympathizer, and that he is now trying to whip up racist feelings over the border issue, for crass political purposes.

But every now and then he reveals his inner mediocrity. 

And it's both terrifying, and hilarious...

Sunday, August 05, 2018

Doug Ford and the Nightmare In A Beer Garden

It's starting to resemble a nightmare in a beer garden, with Doug Ford already looking like one of the worst Premiers Ontario has ever known.

He has ended the fight against climate change, even as the province is hit by record temperatures. 

He has halved the size of Toronto's City Council without any consultation. He has slashed funding for the poor and the mentally ill.

He is cancelling badly needed school repairs, and threatening the lives of LGBT children as only a coward could. 

But the beast would like you to forget all that and focus instead on this.

Friday, August 03, 2018

Why Andrew Scheer and his Cons are Such Racists

I couldn't understand it. It seemed to make no sense to me. Why in the sweltering summer of the hate crime, were Andrew Scheer and his Cons fanning the flames of racism?

Why were they playing politics with the border issue, at a time when police all over the country were busy busting hate mongers.

Why was this happening In a country called Canada?

And then I saw a new Abacus poll, and it all became horribly clear.

Thursday, August 02, 2018

Donald Trump and the QAnon Conspiracy Cult

He's on his Great MAGA tour of America, holding one large rally after the other. He lives for those moments.

But even the screams of his fanatical followers can't mask the fact the Donald Trump is slowly cracking up.

His speeches and tweets are becoming even wilder, and even more deranged.

He knows that Robert Mueller is closing in on him

Wednesday, August 01, 2018

Doug Ford and the Con War on the Poor

I knew it wouldn't take long for Doug Ford to start breaking his promises. 

Just as long as it took for that Con clown to realize that thanks to scrapping the provinces cap and trade program, he had no money to pay for them.

Or understand that running a small label factory isn't the same as running Canada's biggest province.

But did he really have to break his first promise on the backs of the poor?

Monday, July 30, 2018

The Day Michelle Rempel Was Made To Look Like An Idiot. Again.

A few days ago I wrote a post accusing Michelle Rempel of whipping up hatred against asylum seekers for crass political purposes.

And of being totally out of control.

So I'm glad to see that even some of her colleagues now share that view.

Especially the hapless Con clown Erin O'Toole.

Sunday, July 29, 2018

Why All Decent Canadians Should Help Bring Down Doug Ford

I suppose we should be grateful that Doug Ford looks like what he is, a caricature of a Premier. 

A man so dumb and bestial it's hard to believe that he is the leader of Canada's most powerful province.

And of course nobody should be surprised that he would act like a dictator, and slash the size of Toronto's City Council.

Thursday, July 26, 2018

Michelle Rempel and the Racist Cons

Michelle Rempel likes to pose as the political equivalent of Little Miss Muffet. A tiny  shining light of decency in a world full of nasty scary spiders. 

Liberal spiders who are always attacking her, or discreetly suggesting she's a drunk. And Con spiders who won't recognize her "greatness" or make her their leader.

And while I don't expect that to change, since she does like to scream about EVERYTHING.

She can forget about the decency part.

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Scotland, Canada, and the Con Trumpling Invasion

If the weather in the Scottish highlands hadn't been so perfect, I might have written something in the last three weeks. Especially since somebody once said that if you want to write an insightful piece about Canada you have to leave it. 

So I thought I might try to explain how the Cons and other hate mongers had managed to corrupt this country so much, with the help of our shabby media and a small army of dirty old men.

But the weather was so balmy, the sea air was so fresh and clean, and I had such a great time sailing up and down the north east coast and meeting old friends in places like this one... 

Canada and its fetid problems seemed so far away, and so easy to forget.

Until I travelled down to Edinburgh to participate in this big anti-Trump rally protesting his presence in Scotland.

Tuesday, July 03, 2018

Time To Take A Break From What Our Country Has Become

I've been trying to get away from the heat, and the crowds on the waterfront where I live, by heading out to the quietest and coolest part of the lake.

But while that works relatively well, there is something else I can't get away from no matter how far I go, or how hard I try.

And that's the stench of the Canadian political scene.

Mr Harper Goes To Washington

We still don't know much about Stephen Harper's secret visit to the White House. Or what he might have talked about with Donald Trump's senior economic adviser Larry Kudlow.

For that picture of Harper leaving the West Wing with his business partner Ray Novak, is the only evidence some kind of meeting took place, and nobody is talking.

Repeated attempts to confirm the reports of any meeting between Harper and Trump officials were met with silence until after the meeting was completed, and Harper’s team has still not responded to requests for more details about the meeting.

But at least we know that Harper and his beloved Robin Novak, are still together. 

Sunday, July 01, 2018

What Will Stephen Harper Actually Do At The White House?

It's not hard to figure out why Stephen Harper wants to visit the White House. He's been waiting for an invitation for a very long time.

And goodness knows he needs the publicity, since no Canadian Prime Minister has been forgotten by so many, so quickly.

But since we don't know what exactly Harper is going to do in Washington, and we can't trust him as far as we can spit.

Harper's sudden return is like something out of some scary Twilight Zone episode.

Saturday, June 30, 2018

The Con Clown Stephen Harper and the Battle For Canada

It's the Canada day weekend, and it's going to be a hot one in more ways than.

It's going to feel like 45 degrees in the place where I live.

And July 1 is also the day when Canada fires back at the Trump regime. 

The federal government has released its final retaliatory tariff list and is offering up to $2 billion in financial aid to the steel, aluminum and manufacturing industries. 

In announcing which U.S. products would be slapped with either a 25 per cent or 10 per cent surtax, Foreign Affairs Minister Chrystia Freeland asserted that Canada "will not back down."

Not with guns but other things.

Friday, June 29, 2018

Michelle Rempel and the Fake News Threat

The years since her beloved sugar daddy Stephen Harper left her, have not been kind to Michelle Rempel.

Once she was a rising star, now not so much. 

Once the old men in the Con media used to fall over themselves trying to impress her. Now she has to work really hard to try to impress them. 

But this is both ridiculous and dangerous.

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Donald Trump and the Stephen Harper Missile

As we all know, relations between Justin Trudeau and the madman in the White House have been going from bad to worse.

With Donald Trump doing all he can to try to intimidate Trudeau, and force him and Canada to surrender to his insane demands.

And now it seems he has a new, and he hopes deadly weapon, to use against us.

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Has the Con Media Finally Realized The Bestiality of Andrew Scheer?

Ever since Andrew Scheer became Con leader, the shabby Con media in this country has been heaping praise on him.

Encouraging his hatred of Justin Trudeau, ignoring his many lies.

Licking him like a lollipop, in what has to be one of the most disgusting spectacles in modern Canadian history.

But now at last that might be changing.

Why Andrew Scheer Hates Justin Trudeau So Much

Like many Canadians I have long wondered why Andrew Scheer hates Justin Trudeau so much.

For hate him he does, with a passion that far exceeds what we might expect from an opposition leader in Canada, and borders on the maniacal. 

I have tried to find out whether there is anything in Scheer's past that could help explain his disturbing behaviour. But that wasn't easy, because no politician has tried to bury the past as much as he has.

But now at last I think I have found it.

Sunday, June 24, 2018

The Pride Parade and the Homophobic Cons

It's the day of the Pride Parade in Toronto, and in just about an hour or so, thousands of members of the rainbow army, and their straight allies, will march down Yonge Street, while about a million people cheer them on.

And it will be what it has always been, a community's celebration of survival in a world full of bigots. 

And a chance to send out a message of solidarity to the LGBT people all over that world who are still suffering and dying from the hate that kills.

But this year Pride Month in Canada has also made it only too clear which parties support the human rights of gay Canadians, and which one doesn't.

Justin and Pierre: Like Father Like Son

It's a striking scene, Justin Trudeau celebrating Quebec's FĂȘte nationale in his Montreal riding, being confronted by an angry protester.

And forced to defend his right to call the province his home, and stand his ground. 

“You came to speak English to us?” the man asked in French. “Isn’t your party next week?” The man then suggested Trudeau had come to “bother us at home,” to which Trudeau replied, “I am home.”

“There’s no place for intolerance here,” Trudeau said to the man, who was quickly pulled away by the prime minister’s security team.

Just like his father had to do fifty years ago.

Saturday, June 23, 2018

Donald Trump and the Return Of the Blood Libel

It had to be one of the most obscene sights I have ever seen. Donald Trump using the dead to smear illegal immigrants as criminals.

President Trump hit back on Friday at criticism over his administration’s hard-line stance on immigration, lamenting the “death and destruction caused by people that shouldn’t be here,” and accusing Democrats and the news media of not caring.

Despite all the evidence to the contrary. 

While statistics show that native-born Americans commit crimes at higher rates than immigrants, Mr. Trump has long pushed a narrative that suggests otherwise.

And just a few days after he accused them and their children of "infesting" the U.S., as only a Nazi could.

Friday, June 22, 2018

When Will Andrew Scheer Ever Stop Lying?

As you probably know, I began portraying Andrew Scheer as a compulsive liar long before the Cons made him their lying leader.

For who can forget this scandalous story? 

Conservative leadership candidate Andrew Scheer exaggerated a cute story of sleeping at his parents’ home while working in Ottawa, his office said Monday after The Huffington Post Canada raised questions about potential discrepancies in his expense claims.

Where he tried to make himself look cute, only to end up looking like a Con artist.

So I'm not surprised that after about a million other lies, he has finally hit rock bottom.

Thursday, June 21, 2018

Justin Trudeau and the End Of the Great War on Marijuana

I started receiving text messages from some of my friends in Scotland before I even got out of bed yesterday morning.

And they all basically wanted to know the same two things:

Was Canada really legalizing weed, and if so when could they come and visit me?

And it felt really good to say yes, it's true. It finally happened.

Justin Trudeau kept his promise.

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Andrew Scheer's Tainted Racist By-Election Victory

Andrew Scheer finally won a by-election last night by appealing to Quebec nationalists and playing footsie with former separatists. 

But don't expect him to brag about it too much. For it was a tainted victory.

And there is a reason he didn't mention this at the Con's victory party.

Scheer has said he'd give Quebec more power over culture and immigration and has promised to crack down on the influx of irregular refugee claimants, which has become a particular problem at Quebec's Lacolle border crossing.

For once again Scheer has been caught cuddling up to right-wing extremists.

Monday, June 18, 2018

Should Justin Trudeau Call An Early Election?

As you probably know Donald Trump's decision to declare war on Canada has sent Justin Trudeau's popularity skyrocketing.

According to the latest poll his approval rating hasn't been as high since he won the 2015 election.

But since the tariffs we have imposed on the United States don't come into effect until July the first, things could get ugly fast.

Bill Maher on Trump and Trudeau as Goofus and Gallant

Donald Trump's decision to attack Justin Trudeau and declare war on Canada is deeply disturbing and the act of a madman.

But one of the bright spots in this darkness is the way many Americans have rallied behind Trudeau and expressed their support for Canada. 

Friday, June 15, 2018

Justin Trudeau, Michael Harris, and the Trump Bump

For months Michael Harris has been looking for any excuse to attack Justin Trudeau, blaming him for just about everything.

From his failure to disarm Saudi Arabia to the state of the weather.

But not any longer.

Andrew Scheer and the Trinity Western Decision

If Andrew Scheer had a fantasy university it would almost certainly be a nightmare version of Trinity Western University.

For it has a so-called covenant that blatantly discriminates against LGBT students.

And he is a religious fanatic and ghastly homophobe who chooses to treat gay Canadians as if they didn't exist.

As did his Great Fallen Leader Stephen Harper who used to recruit many of his parliamentary interns from that hideous university.

Thursday, June 14, 2018

Why Is Andrew Scheer Trying to Kill Plans to Legalize Marijuana?

If everything had gone according to plan, marijuana would have been legalized in this country on July 1, Canada's birthday.

But now it looks as if we will have to wait until at least Labour Day. 

There is a slim but very real chance that it could take years before it is legalized.

And Justin Trudeau knows who is to blame.

Stephen Colbert Takes Aim At Trump's Hot Date With Kim Jong Un

Well by now we all know about Donald Trump's new bromance with the North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un.

And how he likes Kim more than he likes Justin Trudeau.

Which can only please the treasonous Trumpling Andrew Scheer.

And while many pundits have taken aim at Trump's depraved relationship with Kim Jong Un.

Nobody in my opinion has done a better job of demolishing that meeting than Stephen Colbert.

Inside One of Donald Trump's Prison For Children

It's called the Case Padre or Father House in English. 

It looks at first glance like a school or a recreation centre.

But it's actually a converted Walmart where the Trump regime sends immigrant kids forcibly separated from their parents.

What Is The Real Reason Donald Trump Went After Justin Trudeau?

It made no sense at the time, and it still doesn't. Why did Trump suddenly turn Justin Trudeau into a mortal enemy?

Why of all countries would he bash his G7 allies, and declare war on Canada?

Is he jealous of Justin? Is Putin demanding more for his dirty pictures of Trump?

Or is Trump hiding something?

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

How We Can Fight Back Against Trump's Tariff War

In one of my last posts I ran this photoshop creation I made, to represent what many millions of Canadians would probably love to see happen to Donald Trump.

Especially after the deranged bully threatened to escalate his insane trade war on Canada and Canadians. 

Escalating his attack on Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, U.S. President Donald Trump is now pledging to punish “the people of Canada” economically because of the post-G7 news conference in which Trudeau criticized Trump’s tariffs.

And it seems that the Montreal Gazette's Terry Mosher had the same idea.

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Andrew Scheer's Phony Trumpling Capitulation

In my last post I looked at how hard it was proving for Andrew Scheer to end his treasonous campaign of cheerleading for Donald Trump, and undermining his own country.

The idea of putting his country before his party and his foaming hatred for Justin Trudeau being just too hard to bear.

But eventually the pressure from outraged Canadians proved even harder to bear.

And yesterday he appeared to capitulate.

Monday, June 11, 2018

The Shaming of the Monstrous Con Trumpling Andrew Scheer

Ever since Andrew Scheer became Con leader he has been attacking Justin Trudeau like some kind of zombie from Hell, or Trump's America.

Day in day out with the support of the country's shabby Con media he has tried to debase him or portray him as a failure.

Or worse, tried to make Canadians believe that they should be ashamed of him.

For who can forget this ghastly campaign aimed at Justin and his family?

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Justin Trudeau, Donald Trump, and the Treason of Andrew Scheer

Nobody can deny that Justin Trudeau worked really hard to try to get Donald Trump to agree to a joint statement at the G7 Summit.

No Prime Minister has ever worked harder to try to convince a madman to see reason.

And for a while he thought he had succeeded.

And that the summit that so many Canadians worked so hard to organize was a success.

But it was clear that Trump was determined to act like a spoiled baby.

Saturday, June 09, 2018

Doug Ford and the Religious Fanatics

He came bounding into his first news conference as Premier-elect, looking as if he couldn't believe it himself.

He spent the next half hour waffling about some of the many wild promises he made during the campaign, claiming he needed to "look at the books" before he could say how he planned to pay for them.

And we all know what that means.

Friday, June 08, 2018

Doug Ford: When Bitter Reality Bites

It didn't take long for Doug Ford to show his total lack of class, and what kind of Premier he will be.

For only minutes after he was declared the winner, he burst onto the stage to soak up the sweaty cheers of his fanatical supporters, stick his orange face into the TV cameras.

And in the manner of some kind of Deep South Baptist preacher proclaim that the Cons had taken Ontario back. 

Thursday, June 07, 2018

The Ontario Election and the Campaign From Hell

It's voting day in Ontario, and I must admit I have no idea who is going to win this weird election.

The last polls are in, but while some have the NDP and the Cons running neck to neck.

Most are predicting a Ford majority.

And one thing is clear, only a large turnout can save us from the bestial Dougie.

Justin Trudeau and the Shameful Surrender of Andrew Scheer

It's been a few days since Donald Trump declared economic war on Canada, and imposed punishing tariffs on our steel and aluminum exports.

And for most of that time Andrew Scheer has shocked many Canadians by appearing to cheerlead against his own country.

Claiming that Justin Trudeau hadn't done enough to stop Trump from declaring war, so it was all his fault, and he had failed. Again.

Wednesday, June 06, 2018

Doug Ford and the Good Mr Bumble

He stands accused of withholding money from his brother's widow and children.

And of running the family business into the ground.

The same label factory he claims has given him the experience to run Canada's biggest economy.

And what Doug Ford had to say about that yesterday could only have satisfied the dumbest members of his so called Ford Nation.

Monday, June 04, 2018

Doug Ford's Most Horrible and Devastating Day

With only three days to go before the Ontario election, Doug Ford's Team Harper's handlers have been taking no chances.

Keeping him in a bubble most of the day, lest he say something really dumb, or soil himself.

But sadly for him, and the Harperites, today it just didn't work.

When the bubble or the balloon burst.

Justin Trudeau, the Elephant, and the Moose

Justin Trudeau hasn't wasted any time taking his case against Donald Trump's tariffs directly to the American people.

In an interview on the NBC News show Meet the Press he made the case that those tariffs not only make no sense, they're an insult to this country.

"The idea that we are somehow a national security threat to the United States is quite frankly insulting and unacceptable."

And also made it clear that Canada isn't about to roll over and play dead.