Friday, September 20, 2019

Justin Trudeau and the Con Media Assault On Our Democracy



I watched Justin Trudeau's town hall in Saskatoon last night, and I have never been more impressed with our prime minister.

Not just because of the brilliant way he handled the questions from the more than 600 people in the auditorium.

But also because he's still looking good, or still alive, after the grotesque onslaught from our grubby Con media.

Which included this outrageous suggestion that he should resign from the Con hack David Akin.

Thursday, September 19, 2019

Justin Trudeau and the Fake Aladdin Scandal



I must admit when I first saw the picture of Justin Trudeau dressed up as Aladdin I found it hilarious.

Oh sure, I knew some of the friendly snowflakes I know would soon be screeching at me: 

"Simon How DARE you find THAT funny #@!!!!"

To which I would coolly reply: "Please go away, go fight the real racists, or just get a life, before you drive me CRAAAAZY #@!!!!"

But sadly I was not able to remain cool for long. Not when I saw the way our shabby Con media was covering the story.

Wednesday, September 18, 2019

Bianca Andreescu And The Unspeakable Depravity Of The Cons



As you may know Bianca Andreescu is Canada's newest and brightest professional tennis star.

The first Canadian to win a Grand Slam singles title.

So the other day about 10,000 people in Mississauga held a "She The North" rally to celebrate their hometown hero

Meet Another Of Andrew Scheer's Ghastly Religious Fanatics



Heather Leung is the Con candidate in the B.C. riding of Burnaby-North Seymour, and a bit of a mystery woman.

One who hasn't granted the media an interview since she was nominated in May.

So most people wouldn't have known anything about her, if she hadn't made a terrible mistake.

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Will Maxime Bernier's Debate Dates Help Finish Off The Cons?



Well it's definitely not as good as the original Wizard of Oz. How could it be with Maxime Bernier playing the scarecrow?

And screaming all day long about how he wants a brain AND a debate.

But it does have a happy ending, sort of...

Andrew Scheer's Ugly Toilet Bowl Moment



I have to admit I'm stunned. I honestly thought that Andrew Scheer had hit rock bottom when he refused to apologize for comparing LGBT Canadians to dogs.

And exposed his naked homophobia.

But I was wrong. Somehow Scheer managed to sink even lower into the steaming bowl of excrement.

And now he's accusing Justin Trudeau of dating Faith Goldy !!!!!

Monday, September 16, 2019

The Day Andrew Scheer Revealed His Naked Homophobia



I can only imagine how desperate Andrew Scheer must have been to think he could  solve his big bigot problem, with a hastily arranged late night scrum in a plane heading for British Columbia.

But you can see the desperation in his eyes.

And not surprisingly the hasty scrum didn't work out well.

In fact it was an absolute disaster.

Sunday, September 15, 2019

Andrew Scheer and the Monstrous Bigot Party



Almost every day for more than two years Andrew Scheer has attacked Justin Trudeau in the vilest and most cowardly manner.

But now that the Liberals are exposing the bigotry and religious fanaticism of one Con candidate after the other, he's not happy, as you can see from the look on his face.

And from the way the Con campaign is going up in flames.

Saturday, September 14, 2019

Andrew Scheer and the Holy War On Universities



A few days ago flyers like that one began appearing on Canadian university campuses.

The Cons didn't want to talk about why they were attacking professors, like the far-right does all the time in Trump's America.

But eventually Andrew Scheer couldn't dodge questions from the media any longer, and this is what he told them.

Friday, September 13, 2019

Andrew Scheer's Ugly Bigot Debate Moment



As I said in my last post, I had trouble staying awake during the Maclean's Debate. It was that boring.

So while I was struck by the weird way way Andrew Scheer was behaving, and how he began every answer no matter the question with the words "Justin Trudeau."

I missed some ugly Scheer moments.

Like when he went after asylum seekers. Again 

The Maclean's Debate and the Leader Who Was Not There



It was without a doubt the worst and most amateurish debate I have ever watched, a tedious ordeal if ever there was one. 

The set was tacky, the Con fluffer Paul Wells couldn't moderate his way out of a paper bag.

And while Jagmeet Singh and Elizabeth May did have their moments, both failed to impress.

But were at least better than the ghastly Con Andrew Scheer.

Thursday, September 12, 2019

Andrew Scheer Collides With The Abortion Issue. Again.



Anyone who has studied Andrew Scheer, and his strongly held religious views, knows that if he had his way, there would be no abortion rights in Canada.

He is that kind of religious fanatic, more American than Canadian.

But he is very careful to keep his extremist views under wraps, until he has a majority government and enough anti-choice MPs to severely restrict the rights of women. 

So I was surprised to see that on his first full day of campaigning, he collided head-on with the abortion issue, when the Liberals released this shocking video.

Andrew Scheer and the Baloney Campaign



When I saw Justin and Sophie Trudeau arriving at Rideau Hall to see the Governor General for a moment I thought we might have a real Canadian election.

One that would reflect this country and its values.

But of course I was just dreaming, or tragically deluded.

For it wasn't long before the picture turned ugly.

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Two More Good Reasons Not To Vote For The Green Party



I'm starting to feel sorry for poor Elizabeth May. She is Canada's most popular leader, and this election was supposed to be her election.

The other day she told Vassy Kapelos that she had to save the whole world.

But who will save her Green Party?

When it has been battered by one scandal after the other, and there are now two more good reasons no progressives should vote for it. 

Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Jody Wilson-Raybould May Be A Saint But She's Not Cheap



I've always been amused at the way some people deify Jody Wilson-Raybould. How they worship her as a living god.

Or claim that only she knows The Truth.

Well here's some truth, but hold that halo.

The Maniac Donald Trump Fires The Maniac John Bolton



When John Bolton first reported for duty as Donald Trump's National Security Adviser, I must admit I thought we were doomed.

I thought that Bolton was a deranged hawk who would encourage the maniac Trump rather than restrain him.

And that together they would, intentionally or not, blow us all up.

But a funny thing happened during Bolton's stint in the Oval Office...

The Day Andrew Scheer Was Mercilessly Mocked



As you know Andrew Scheer is a serial liar, who likes to lie about everything.

And one of his biggest and most recurring lies is that he came from a humble background, unlike Justin Trudeau the man he hates so much.

And with just forty days to go before the election, and his desperation growing, he's banging that hollow drum again.

Andrew Scheer, Elizabeth May, and the Religious Right



In my last post I looked at the way Elizabeth May has been cozying up to Andrew Scheer and his grubby gang. And I wondered whether the Greens are, as some say, just Cons on bicycles. 

But now May has been interviewed by the CBC's Vassy Kapelos, and the situation has gone from bad to worse.

When she declared that she wouldn't even try to stop Green Party MPs from reopening the abortion debate.

And sounded like she was channelling Andrew Scheer.

Monday, September 09, 2019

Are Elizabeth May and Her Greens Just Cons On Bicycles?



I was recently reminded of what an NDP friend of mine used to be fond of saying: "The Greens are just Cons on bicycles."

At the time I didn't give it much thought, I just thought the whole idea was hilarious.

But I'm not laughing anymore. Now I wondering where Elizabeth May is taking her Green Party, and what she might do in the event of a minority government.

And in that regard I didn't find this video clip very reassuring.

Saturday, September 07, 2019

Andrew Scheer and the Debasement of Canada




As everybody must surely know, ever since Andrew Scheer became Con leader he has gone after Justin Trudeau day after day like a rabid hyena. Or whatever.

Spewing disgusting attack ads at him in a manner more American than Canadian.

So this couldn't be more outrageous.

Andrew Scheer, Hamish Marshall, and the Rebel Party



Ever since Andrew Scheer hired Hamish Marshall, he has never really had to explain why he would hire as his campaign manager a man who help found the hate mongering Rebel.

A man who worked with the ugly bigot Ezra Levant to harvest hate for dollars.

The MSM has never asked Scheer any hard questions about that, and when asked even the softest questions, he runs for cover. 

So most Canadians don't know much about the Scheer Rebel connection. 

But now that may be about to change.

Andrew Scheer and the Economic Monster



As we all know Andrew Scheer would prefer to spend all his time trying to smear Justin Trudeau with his own unique brand of political pornography.

But while that does get his base into a sticky state of ecstasy, every now and then he has to give his more moderate supporters another slightly more positive reason to vote for him.

So he appeals to their naked greed, with ads like this one.

Thursday, September 05, 2019

The Political Pornography of Andrew Scheer (Continued)



Like many religious fanatics Andrew Scheer never apologizes for anything.

He can be caught lying over and over again, or smearing his opponents like he has done since the day he entered politics, but the word sorry never escapes his lips.

So he has yet to apologize for this vile and fraudulent smear.

Tuesday, September 03, 2019

Are Justin Trudeau's Liberals Heading For Victory Again?



I spent much of the long weekend out on the lake, watching some small but really fast sailing boats take advantage of a very strong wind to skim across the lake.

While also watching the RAF's aerobatic team, the Red Arrows, roar across the sky above.

On their way to the CNE Air Show.

Maxime Bernier's Crazed Assault On Greta Thunberg



Over the years Mad Max Bernier has always liked to portray himself as a dashing hero setting out to destroy political correctness and the dairy lobby, not necessarily in that order.

And although he could be extremely irritating, he was mostly harmless.

But now that his People's Party is still staggering around in the desert barely registering in the polls he's growing desperate.

So now he's mutated into an even more deranged climate change denier, and going after 16-year-old Greta Thunberg.

Monday, September 02, 2019

The Political Pornography of Andrew Scheer And His Cons



As I'm sure you all know, whenever Andrew Scheer feels cornered and desperate, he crawls on all fours through the gutter, and exposes his inner depravity. 

Like he did back in 2004 in his first political contest, when he accused his opponent, the decent Lorne Nystrom, of being "soft on child pornography" for no sane reason.

The smear was as fraudulent as Scheer himself, but it did help win him a ticket to parliament.

So now that he's in danger of losing, and desperate, he's at it again.

Greta Thunberg and the Misogyny of the Climate Change Deniers



A few days ago I wrote a post about the young activist Greta Thunberg after she completed her amazing voyage across the Atlantic. 

Only to find myself having to delete one disgusting comment after the other.

And discover to my horror that climate change deniers and other grotesque Cons all over the world have been trying to bully that brave young woman.

Even going so far or so low to mock her Asperger's syndrome, as this dirty old Trumpling does here. 

Saturday, August 31, 2019

How Stephen Harper Came Back To Help The Liberals



I have to admit that when I first saw the video Stephen Harper made for Andrew Scheer I was stunned.

I couldn't believe that the Cons thought that Harper could help them.

When to someone like me who spent so many years fighting him and his ugly regime it seemed more like a horror story.

Has Anybody Seen The Fake Scandal?



Has anybody seen the fake scandal? You know, the scandal that was supposed to finish off Justin Trudeau and his Liberals.

The one Andrew Scheer has been desperately looking for to try to boost his sagging polls.

One moment it was huge. Or in the words of the Con media YUUUUUUUUGE.

The next moment it was missing.

Friday, August 30, 2019

Andrew Scheer's Cowardly Lying Newser



It had been over a week since the Liberals dug up a tape of Andrew Scheer comparing LGBT Canadians to dogs.

And about four days since his Cons were caught lying about abortion in Quebec.

But still the cowardly Scheer remained huddled with his advisers, and refusing to show his face.

Until at last he was forced to hold a newser, and what a disaster it was.

Thursday, August 29, 2019

Andrew Scheer And The Return Of Stephen Harper



We always knew that Stephen Harper never really went away. And that he was still lurking in the shadows whispering into Andrew Scheer's ears. And pulling his strings.

The two men were always were very careful to keep their close relationship under wraps. 

But now Scheer is desperate, he's been slipping in the polls.

So now Harper is coming out of shadowy closet.

Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Andrew Scheer's Fatal Abortion Confusion



In one of my last posts I revealed that Andrew Scheer has been quietly parachuting anti-choice candidates into ridings all over Canada.

And said that the Cons should now be known as the Religious Party of Canada. 

The party that says one thing in English Canada and something completely different in Quebec.

And now it seems that the Con Messiah is starting to lose his marbles.

The Amazing Voyage of Greta Thunberg



I greatly admire Greta Thunberg the Swedish teenager who has mobilized millions of young people to fight climate change.

And as you probably know I love sailing.

So needless to say I really love this story.

Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Andrew Scheer's Secret Anti-Abortion Crusade



A few days ago we got to watch that grotesque video of Andrew Scheer comparing LGBT Canadians to dogs.

And revealing his inner religious fanatic.

Well now more of that deeply disturbing fanaticism has been exposed.

And it's just as shocking.

Monday, August 26, 2019

Another Good Reason To Vote For Justin Trudeau



I have to say that Justin Trudeau really made Canada look good at the G7 Summit in France.

He seemed to stand out from the other leaders, as the fresh face of the future. 

Along with his friend Emmanuel Macron he helped keep Donald Trump under control.

While somehow also managing to restrain Melania.

Saturday, August 24, 2019

The Grotesque Misogyny Of The Con Clown Rex Murphy



It's been a long time since I read anything from Rex Murphy, and a long time since I've seen him, although he lives in my neighbourhood.

Which is a good thing since I despise that ghastly little oil pimp, and I'm always afraid I might bump into him. And say something I might regret later.

In fact for one magic moment this summer I thought he had retired. 

But no. He's still around and as disgusting as ever.

Thursday, August 22, 2019

The Day Andrew Scheer Revealed His Hatred For Gay People



I've tried hard to explain why I find Andrew Scheer's religious homophobia so deeply disturbing. I think it's important to do that because it explains so many things about Scheer, including his diseased hatred for Justin Trudeau.

But it's not easy to portray something that ugly.

Scheer knows how to hide his true feelings behind a creepy smile.

So I'm really glad that the Liberals dug up this video of Scheer during the same sex marriage debate.

Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Andrew Scheer and the Fake Scandal Flop



Ever since the Ethics Commissioner released his report, Andrew Scheer has been in a feverish frenzy. Trying once again to portray the tacky little SNC affair as Canada's biggest scandal EVER.

And demanding that the RCMP investigate and if necessary jail Justin Trudeau.

But while that deranged approach worked for him at the beginning of the year, and helped propel him and his Cons to the top of the polls. 

Now it's all going horribly wrong.

Monday, August 19, 2019

The Never-Ending Homophobia Of Andrew Scheer



When I last wrote about Andrew Scheer he was marching in an Acadian parade in New Brunswick.

And being made to look like a fool by Justin Trudeau.  

As well as a loser and a serial liar.

And although Scheer was missing from this parade in Montreal yesterday.

Sunday, August 18, 2019

The Day Justin Trudeau Made Andrew Scheer Look Like A Fool



Ever since the Cons made Andrew Scheer their leader, I have hated him for the same reasons I hate most of them. 

I hate his religious fanaticism, his misogyny, his racism, his homophobia, his climate change denial. 

But what I also hate about Scheer, is the ugly, cowardly, and very un-Canadian way he has attacked Justin Trudeau.

With a never-ending barrage of vile Republican-style attack ads, that have debased our entire political system.

And stunts like this one.

Thursday, August 15, 2019

Why The Fake Scandal Will Still Not Go Anywhere



In my last post I looked at how Justin Trudeau's poll numbers had finally recovered from the so-called fake scandal.

And I expressed the fond hope that I would never have to hear from the two Connies Jody Wilson-Raybould and Jane Philpott again. 

Then this happened. 

And to my horror the fake scandal was back !!!

Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Justin Trudeau's Amazing Political Comeback



Justin Trudeau had to draw on all of his inner strength to overcome the malignant influence of Jody Wilson-Raybould and her grotesque fake scandal.

As well as battle Andrew Scheer's Cons and his grubby stooge media, who tried to use the fake scandal to destroy him.

For months it looked like they might succeed, as Trudeau's polls headed south.

But with just 70 days to go before the election, the fake scandal is all but forgotten.

Postmedia: Now It's Officially A Con Propaganda Outlet



As you may know, I've never had much respect for Postmedia, and many of the grubby scribblers who work for it.

The Con stooges who don't have to ask their corporate bosses what they want. They just know: Higher profits, lower taxes, and no Justin Trudeau.

And are only too eager to please or pleasure them.

But if that was once just an understanding, now apparently it's even worse, and even more humiliating.

Friday, August 09, 2019

Why Does Andrew Scheer Remind Me Of Mr Bean?



It's a strange thing. Although I truly believe that Andrew Scheer is an ugly Con and a danger to this country and its values, he keeps reminding me of the comic character Mr Bean.

So instead of standing there shaking an outraged fist in his general direction, as all decent Canadians should.

I sometimes find myself almost falling out of my chair, or rolling on the carpet, dying of laughter. 

But what am I supposed to do when the Cons themselves seem intent on making Weak Andy look bad?

Climate Change and the Election Campaign



When you're out sailing on one of the Great Lakes as I have been doing recently, it's hard to imagine that the world is running out of water.

But that is the case for one quarter of humanity.

And this is equally ominous.

Tuesday, August 06, 2019

Andrew Scheer's Disastrous Long Weekend



As I'm sure you know by now, Andrew Scheer has been trying to soften his image.

By among other things promising to give the medicare system he wants to privatize, a shot in the arm. Or more likely one in the heart.

But sadly for Scheer his PR offensive went horribly wrong over the course of the long weekend.

When he was exposed first as a gun nut, and then as a bigot. Again.

Friday, August 02, 2019

Andrew Scheer's Desperate Medicare Scam



Andrew Scheer has managed to conceal what he really thinks about our medicare system, like he has managed to conceal so many other things.

His religious fanaticism, his grotesque misogyny, his vicious anti-gay views. 

But he has been overheard in private excitedly discussing what he would like to do to our healthcare system i.e. privatize it beyond recognition. 

So this couldn't be more hypocritical, or more shameless.

Wednesday, July 31, 2019

Andrew Scheer's Big Religious Bigotry Problem



It's the one question Andrew Scheer would rather run away from than answer.

For he knows that if Canadians ever learn the truth very few of them would vote for him.

But his dark secret will not go away. 

And Michael Coren is the latest to ask this burning question.

Elizabeth May Says The Greens Are Finished With Warren Kinsella



It was one of the worst political moves in modern Canadian history. Elizabeth May's decision to hire Warren Kinsella to run the Green Party's War Room, or as she prefers to call it the Zen Room.

And it must have cost the Greens tens of thousands of supporters all over the country.

But at least we can now say this:

May's fling with The Prince of Darkness may have been shocking.

Monday, July 29, 2019

Andrew Scheer and Maxime Bernier's Con Bigot Contest



It's not easy to get back to the sweltering heat of the city after spending two days sailing through the coolest part of Lake Ontario, far from the madding crowds, and our increasingly grubby political scene.

But if I have to get back into the political arena, and I do because my holiday is over and the election is now just twelve weeks away, this story will do just fine.