Showing posts with label Jenni Byrne. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jenni Byrne. Show all posts

Friday, November 29, 2019

The Political Masochism Of The Sad Loser Andrew Scheer



Only Andrew Scheer knows why he is refusing to resign. Is he a glutton for punishment like his buddies at Opus Dei?

Does he believe that his Godzilla has commanded him alone to destroy Justin Trudeau?

Or is it the big house, the limo, and all those servants?

Who knows, but one thing is for sure, they're going to need a SWAT squad to evict him from Stornoway.

Monday, April 03, 2017

Kevin O'Leary and the Death of the Harper Party



Kevin O'Leary is said to be leading the Con leadership race by a comfortable margin. Even though he won't commit to remaining Con leader, unless Canadians give him a majority.

This is balls to the wall. I can’t do what I need to do in this country without a majority mandate. I can’t cast out the virus of Trudeau without a majority mandate. … You have to go into the mandate with people understanding what you’re going to do.”

As he told the Hill Times the other day, he doesn't have the time to even THINK about failing.

“I don’t have contingency plans on failure. That doesn’t work. That’s not how I run my business. I set a goal; I achieve it, the majority of the time. That’s why I’m successful. I don’t waste my energy planning on failure.”

Or it seems the time to attend Con leadership debates.

Tuesday, February 09, 2016

Conapocalypse: The Confessions of Jenni Byrne



She was called Stephen Harper's "enforcer", or just "The Beast." The one who took no prisoners.

She ran the last Con campaign, and drove it off a cliff.



Before she was tossed off the bus, and out of her master's inner circle. 

But now Jenni Byrne is back, and blaming everyone but herself.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Stephen Harper and the Great East-West Con War



These are the last images most Canadians have seen of Stephen Harper, after his humiliating defeat, at the hands of Justin, the Son of Trudeau.

His face even more waxy than usual, his eyes staring eerily into space reflecting his inner devastation, shaking hands with his shocked cult followers without even looking at them. 

No doubt boiling with barely repressed rage, at the thought that Canadians had dared  strip him of his precious powers after only TEN years in office !!#@!!!

Because no doubt by then all the voices in his head were screaming at each other. Or as it turns out at Jenni Byrne.

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Are We Finally Witnessing the Total Collapse of the Harper Regime?



Yesterday I told you that the mood in the Con War Room couldn't be grimmer, and that the mood on their bus couldn't be more toxic. And that many were blaming Jenni Byrne.

Well now Byrne has been kicked off the bus and sent back to Ottawa. 

One of Stephen Harper's closest advisers is being sent back to Ottawa after a series of missteps knocked the Conservative leader's re-election bid off message, CBC News has learned.

Sources tell CBC News she is bearing the brunt of Harper's anger over this week's decision to boot two candidates who made it through the party's screening process, which she was supposed to oversee.

And the blame game has begun.

Wednesday, September 09, 2015

The Wheels Really Are Falling Off the Con Campaign



As you know I've been having a bit of fun following the Con campaign bus as it roars down the road, from one tightly controlled photo op to another.

Or limps into third place.

And for a few weeks I've been hearing rumours that all is not well on the big blue machine. 

And that Jenni Byrne, the PMO pit bull and Con campaign boss, has been scaring the bejesus out of almost everybody onboard...

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Did the RCMP Release the Zehaf-Bibeau Tape for Political Reasons?



I'm not big on conspiracy theories, although I do believe that when living in Harperland paranoia can be a higher state of consciousness.

But here's one for you: 

Why did the RCMP choose yesterday to release the unseen video of the crazed gunman who stormed Parliament Hill? 

Wednesday, October 01, 2014

The Silence of Ezra Levant and the PMO Network



Well I see Ezra Levant is keeping a low profile, and remaining unusually silent.

After being spanked by his bosses at Sun News, with a soft fluffy feather. 

Even as critics call for Levant to make a personal apology for a monologue that included calling the late Pierre Trudeau a “slut,” the host of Sun News Network’s The Source declined to answer the Star’s questions when reached by email Tuesday morning, and again in person later in the afternoon as he was leaving the network’s downtown Toronto studios. 

“My comments are that I have no comment,” said Levant, when repeatedly asked if he will apologize to Trudeau.

And in a column today Michael Den Tandt claims the reason Levant got off so lightly is because there are two Sun News Networks.

Monday, November 18, 2013

The Robocall Scandal: Is the Con Story Falling Apart?



He is the only one charged in the Robo Con scandal. 

Michael Sona, the former Con staffer who claims he is being set-up to conceal a much larger conspiracy.

A couple of days ago we finally found out the names of six Conservative Party workers, who the PMO has brought forward to claim that Sona told them he did it.

A publication ban has been lifted on the names of six witnesses who allegedly said then Conservative Party staffer Michael Sona bragged to them about arranging a misleading robocall in Canada's 2011 federal election.

Today we found out that at the time some of those witnesses claim that Sona was bragging about his exploits, he was apparently sunning himself on a beach in the Caribbean. 

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Stephen Harper Declares War on his Enemies



I suppose we should have seen it coming. The strange look in his eyes when he fired that rifle.

The way he kicked off his Great Escape Tour by attacking the opposition like a rabid walrus. While holding up what looked like a handcuff. 

And now the Third Sign of the Con Apocalypse.

The unmistakable sign that Stephen Harper is preparing to go to WAR.