Friday, May 20, 2022

The Spectacular Collapse of the Con Monster Jason Kenney

I still remember how disappointed I was when Jason Kenney resigned his seat in the House of Commons, after stinking out the joint for years.

Only to be greeted like a conquering hero by the rednecks in Alberta, and create a new far right party even more disgusting than the Cons.

But luckily, he couldn't govern or control his Frankenstein party.

Or escape his sordid record...

Sunday, May 15, 2022

The Wonderful Humbling Of Pierre Poilievre

It's almost too good to be true. Like a Con version of the story of the Hare and the Tortoise. 

Pierre Poilievre gets off to a flying start, leaves the other leadership candidates in the dust, only to run into a brick wall. 

And have his campaign start to fall apart.

Thursday, May 12, 2022

The Con Debate and the Dismantling of Pierre Poilievre

I had vowed not to watch another Con leadership debate again, but when the time came I couldn't resist. And I'm glad I did watch it.

Because it was the worst and most mediocre debate I've ever witnessed, more like a low budget game show than anything else.

And their decision to use a sad trombone to punish candidates for breaking debate rules, seemed only too appropriate.

Tuesday, May 10, 2022

Vladimir Putin's Disgusting Day Of Victory

It would be hard to imagine a more grotesque spectacle. The malignant fascist dwarf Vladimir Putin presiding over Russia's annual Victory Day parade.

And lying like a thief.

Claiming that his mighty army invaded Ukraine because the Ukrainian "Nazis" and their NATO accomplices were planning to invade Russia.

As well as claiming that the Russians are winning

Friday, May 06, 2022

The Convoy Party's Disastrous Debate

I missed yesterday's Con leadership debate live on TV. I forgot it was on, and by the time I remembered it was over.

And for a while I was sorry.

But then I discovered that I could watch the whole debate on YouTube.

And then I was REALLY sorry.

Wednesday, May 04, 2022

How The Cons Fell Into The Abortion Trap

It's an American nightmare. A threat by the U.S. Supreme Court to deny women in that country the right to control their own bodies.

It's a nightmare for all Americans who don't believe that religion shouldn't be telling anyone what to do, about anything.

And in this country it's also a nightmare for the Cons.

Sunday, May 01, 2022

The Cons and the Rolling Blunder Invasion of Ottawa

They made it sound like Attila and his Con barbarians were about to invade Ottawa. Again.

This time riding monster bikes, instead of driving monster trucks. And with a new/nouveau slogan: "Freedom with Jesus."

But still determined to destroy vaccine mandates AND Justin Trudeau. 

Fortunately, The Rolling Thunder Blunder invasion turned out to be a far smaller threat than some had feared.

Friday, April 29, 2022

Why The Cons Are So Scared of the Emergencies Act Inquiry

It was one of the ugliest protests in modern Canadian history. The invasion and occupation of Ottawa by far right truckers bent on overthrowing the Liberal government.

They blocked the streets around Parliament Hill for almost a month, honking their horns day and night, terrorizing residents, and along with their blockade of the Ambassador Bridge and other border crossings, they cost this country BILLIONS.

And if Justin Trudeau hadn't invoked the Emergencies Act, the nightmare would have gone on forever.

But don't remind the Cons about that horror show, because while they enjoyed the sight of the ugly mob going after Trudeau...

Monday, April 25, 2022

The Wonderful Humiliation of Pierre Poilievre

There are about a thousand things I would rather do than write another post about Pierre Poilievre. 

But I feel I have no choice because our shabby Con media is letting that ugly fascist get way with murder.

And has not even bothered to challenge some of the dangerous nonsense pouring out of his every orifice.

But at last that could be changing.

Friday, April 22, 2022

The Grotesque Hypocrisy of Pierre Poilievre

Pierre Poilievre has always been a grotesque Con man, who lies like a thief, and thinks he can get away with anything.

He claims he stands for FREEDOM or FREEDUMB.

Even though during the dark days of the Harper regime he tried to suppress the votes of millions of Canadians, and turn our country into a prison state.

His claim that he can give Canadians back control of their lives is equally absurd, and verges on the fraudulent.

But this is his biggest scam, and the most hypocritical.

Thursday, April 21, 2022

The Day Pierre Poilievre Invaded My Neighbourhood

In the Toronto waterfront neighbourhood where I live, Spring is finally making its presence felt. 

So I was feeling great the other day, and dreaming about the even sunnier days ahead.

Then I remembered that Pierre Poilievre was holding a rally that evening, just TWO blocks away. And my day clouded over quickly.
I didn't really want to check out his hideous rally,  but I felt I had no choice. 

Monday, April 18, 2022

The Ugly Truth About The Con Monster Pierre Poilievre

Last year this poster caused a bit of a scandal, when some people accused Pierre Poilievre of pandering to social conservatives by suggesting he could rise from the dead like Jesus.

So this Easter, he changed the wording to "Christ has risen."

But sadly for us, and Canada, the change came a little too late.

For some of his fanatical supporters really do believe that he is the Con messiah.

Thursday, April 14, 2022

The Over Hyped Rise Of the Con Clown Pierre Poilievre

It was the largest Pierre Poilievre rally ever. About 5,000 people come out to support his kooky campaign to become Con leader.

And our shabby shuffling right wing media was so wowed, some of them are now even predicting that Poilievre could become Prime Minister. 

But don't worry it was just Calgary. It was just a large crowd of mostly old white Cons, looking for a new Con messiah before they drop dead.

And Poilievre is not going to be able to play Crypto Jesus for much longer.

Monday, April 11, 2022

Pierre Poilievre and the Trumpification of Canada

When the so-called Freedom Convoy invaded Ottawa Pierre Poilievre was there to welcome them with open arms.

He supported them, he defended them, he brought them coffee and donuts. He started using the word "Freedom" all the time, to let the hairy honkers know that *wink* *wink* they had a real friend in Pierre.   

Now he wants them to return the favour, and help make him Con leader.

Only to have Jean Charest use that sordid relationship against him.

Wednesday, April 06, 2022

The Disturbing Gospel of Pierre Poilievre

Pierre Poilievre has been setting a frantic pace in the Con leadership race, and seems to be easily outpacing the other candidates.

As Stephen Harper's former flak Andrew MacDougall recently wrote:  

In case you hadn’t noticed, Poilievre has been pulling enormous crowds as he tours the country in support of his bid....To a Conservative membership fed up with losing, Poilievre is something akin to a religion.

But if it's a religion, it's a weird one, and the Gospel of Poilievre is deeply disturbing.

Monday, April 04, 2022

Putin's War and the Horror of Genocide

In the midst of all the destruction, it should have been a celebration. A moment to celebrate having driven the Russian invaders out of several villages on the outskirts of Kyiv.

But then the Ukrainian army discovered what Putin's beasts had been up to during their occupation of villages like Bucha.

And it's a real horror story

Sunday, April 03, 2022

How The Toxic Trudeau Haters Are Poisoning Our Democracy

In my last post I wrote about how the far right religious fanatic Rachael Thomas had called Justin Trudeau a "dictator." 

After consulting a dictionary and/or her Bible.

It was such a kooky comment it made her look like a SoCon Carrie, getting ready to set the House of Commons on fire. 

But sadly, she isn't the only toxic Trudeau hater spewing crazy nonsense in every direction.

Thursday, March 31, 2022

Pierre Poilievre and the Dangerous Con Crazies

It is, or was, one of the great mysteries of the Con leadership race. Why is Pierre Poilievre always talking about "Freedom?"

When he tried to suppress the votes of almost a million Canadians, in the greatest assault on our democracy in modern Canadian history.

And most decent Canadians know that cruel, evil Con is more would be tyrant than freedom fighter.

But now at last, I think I've finally figured it out, by taking a closer look at some of his most enthusiastic supporters.

Tuesday, March 22, 2022

How the Liberal NDP Deal Has Deep Sixed the Cons

Ever since the Con leadership race began, Pierre Poilievre has been racing ahead of all the other mediocre candidates.

Pedalling furiously away, and making it sound that if you vote for him he'll become Prime Minister in September, as soon as the Con leadership convention is over.

But sadly for him, not any longer...

Saturday, March 19, 2022

Is Vladimir Putin Losing His Marbles?

In my last post, I suggested that Vladimir Putin wasn't looking very healthy.

But was looking instead like a man who had bitten off more than he could chew, and was now suffering from a bad case of indigestion.

After his six-day war turned into a month-long nightmare, with no end in sight.

But now he's mutated again, from a deathly looking vampire to something even worse.

Tuesday, March 15, 2022

How the Heroic Ukrainians Are Punishing The Russians

                   Adam Scotti

President Volodymyr Zelensky's address to Parliament was without a doubt the most moving speech I have ever heard.

And his plea to help him "close the sky" was almost more than I could bear.

Knowing what the answer would be.

And knowing what Putin's fascist legions are doing to his country.

Thursday, March 10, 2022

Are The Terrorist Con Truckers Now Working For The Russians?

It's like a recurring nightmare. The Con terrorist truckers will not listen to reason, or learn from their mistakes.

They terrorized the people of Ottawa for almost a month, but still they weren't satisfied.

So now they're planning to invade British Columbia.

Tuesday, March 08, 2022

Why The Con Leadership Race Is Such A Farce

It's been over a month since Erin O'Toole hit the ground with a sickening thud, still claiming that he was the only Con who could defeat Justin Trudeau.

So it's not surprising that so far the race to replace him has been an absolute farce, and is looking more like a tacky Con coronation than anything else.

With Stephen Harper leading Pierre Poilievre down the aisle..

Sunday, March 06, 2022

The Convoy From Hell and the Trump Cons

Uh oh. Grab your masks, and some air freshener, the convoy from hell is hitting the road again.

And they're inviting everyone to honk up a storm, and bring lots of flags!!

“Bring them flags, decorate them vehicles, don’t forget to honk them horns. Let’s roll,” a protest poster says.

Which reminds me of the hideous hypocrisy of those Cons, and one of the main reasons why I hate them so much.

Wednesday, March 02, 2022

Why The Cons Can't Escape the Horror of the Terrorist Convoy

Yesterday the Globe writer John Ibbitson wrote a column suggesting that Pierre Poilievre was too much of a cheerleader for the trucker terrorists.

As well as too much of a Donald Trump groupie, and too soft on Putin, to even think about becoming a Canadian Prime Minister 

The article hit Poilievre headquarters like a Molotov cocktail, forcing him to rush out and try to defend his "freedom fighting" credentials.

Only to look like an an absolute idiot.

Tuesday, March 01, 2022

Putin, Trump and the Terrorist Cons

Vladimir Putin's murderous assault on Ukraine may be turning into a bloody boondoggle thanks to the heroic resistance of the Ukrainian people.

But the monstrous dictator knows that he can always count on his stooge Donald Trump to praise him, or shamelessly blow him. 

When the invasion began, Trump called Putin a genius, and "very very savvy."

After having tried to help him, by trying to destabilize Canada.

Saturday, February 26, 2022

What The Con Terrorists Did To The People Of Ottawa

The Con terrorists held the people of Ottawa hostage for three long weeks, so they could torment them at will.

They blasted their air horns day and night to try to deprive them of sleep, and poisoned them and their children with their toxic diesel fumes.

They intimidated and threatened them with their vile racism, misogyny, and homophobia.

And now we're getting an idea of the mental toll the Con trucker thugs inflicted on their helpless victims.

Thursday, February 24, 2022

Putin's War and the Threat of Nuclear Catastrophe

He is a nasty little man, the kind of little man who needs to hurt others to make himself feel bigger.

He is a foul bully who only Cons and political thugs like Donald Trump can admire,

He claims he wants to "de-Nazify" Ukraine.

But who is the Nazi now?

Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Candice Bergen and the Right-Wing Conspiracy

I thought I knew Candice Bergen. I knew she was an icy religious fanatic, a woman who hates Justin Trudeau so much she can barely contain herself.

Or contain her groupie passion for Donald Trump.

I also knew that she encouraged the trucker thugs to invade Ottawa, and made them feel welcome. Until she had to cut them loose in a hurry because they were making her look bad.

But something she did in the Commons yesterday, during the debate on the Emergency Act, absolutely blew my mind.

Monday, February 21, 2022

Why The Cons Are The Big Losers Of The Battle of Ottawa

It's amazing what a difference a few days can make. Just three days ago this poor loser might have thought the Con terrorists were winning.

As he bellowed and belched and pulled chunks of roast pig out of his teeth.

Like so many trucker fascists he probably still thought that he could terrorize the long suffering people of Ottawa, topple the duly elected government, and put Justin Trudeau on trial for treason.

But Trudeau had no intention of giving in to them, the police had a brilliant plan, and Ottawa was liberated at last.

Saturday, February 19, 2022

The Con Terrorists Holding Ottawa Have Finally Been Defeated

Yesterday, the trucker thugs who have held this country hostage for so long declared that they would never surrender. Proclaimed that they would HOLD THE LINE !!!

So they could keep living it up, with a lot of American money.

Keep demanding that the government surrender, and that Justin Trudeau be arrested and executed for "treason."

Soaking in filthy saunas, and roasting a whole pig to show their contempt for the poor people of Ottawa.

While torturing them further.

But luckily that didn't last long.

For the police finally moved in, and soon many of the trucker Cons were the ones squealing like pigs.

As they and their top leaders were arrested.

Large numbers of police officers are moving in on protesters in downtown Ottawa and making arrests — including high profile organizers Tamara Lich, Chris Barber and Pat King — during an intense clash with the demonstrators who have so far refused to leave the area.

Their bank accounts are frozen.

And one truck after the other finally left, or was towed away.

It's was a wonderful sight, and I was impressed, and at times frustrated, by how restrained the police behaved.. 

But there was a reason police had to be very careful, and that's because many of the hardcore trucker thugs, are religious fanatics.

Christian faith — with an overtly evangelical feel — flows likes an undercurrent through the Freedom Convoy in Ottawa.

It's unclear how many of the roughly 4,000 people who gathered in the Parliament precinct this past weekend call themselves Christians, but the biblical references were everywhere — in the hand-made placards lining the stone and iron fence at the border of Parliament Hill reading, "We are praying for Justin [Trudeau]," quoting parts of Psalm 23 or paraphrasing 1 Corinthians 1:27 in the New Testament:

"God chose the foolish to shame the wisdom of the wise."

And all through the occupation they were everywhere...

And I mean everywhere...

Trying to replace science with bullshit from their Bibles...

Or at least heed the voices in their heads.

This one is particularly moving, or should I say disturbing? And so is this...

And isn't this special?

Starting Friday, "Jericho marches" began circling the parliamentary precinct every morning. The name refers to the Old Testament story of the Israelites walking around the walls of Jericho for seven days. On the seventh day, the Israelites marched seven times, blew rams horns and shouted. The walls came tumbling down.  

Can you believe it?

They were trying to bring down the government by walking seven times around our parliament, and honking blowing their horns.

But don't laugh, or be fooled, those Con kooks and assorted anti-vaxxer fanatics really are dangerous.

Children are being used as human shields.

Police officers are being assaulted. 

And yet, despite all of that, and the economic damage they have done to this country, the Cons are still supporting the trucker terrorists.

No doubt because so many of their MPs and supporters are also under the sway of the religious right. 

Take Candy Bergen for example. She now says she's against the blockades, but she is also against the Emergencies Act.

Even though she encouraged the terrorist truckers to occupy Ottawa, and she couldn't have welcomed them more warmly.

Especially the trucks with the word "God" on them, like that one or this one...

And then there's Pierre Poilievre who is making it clear where he would take this country...

Which should also make it clear why he should NEVER be Prime Minister.

For when you collaborate with the trucker terrorists who held a Canadian city hostage for more than three weeks, you are no better than a terrorist yourself. And you will pay for what you have done, all the way to the next election.

This evening the police were still clearing away the last of the Con fascists and their trucks.

But the battle has at last been won. 

Wellington street looks and smells cleaner than it has in a long time.

And along with the police and the people of Ottawa, Justin Trudeau was the big winner.

He refused to negotiate with the terrorists, even when they threatened to kill him and his family.

He brought in the Emergencies Act to break the backs of the religious fanatics who thought they could turn us into a theocracy.

And all I can say is thank you!!! thank you!!! freedom!!! freedom!!!

Canada still lives, and our long nightmare is finally over... 

Tuesday, February 15, 2022

The Slow Collapse Of The Con Terrorist Truckers

The Con terrorist assault on our country has been going on for more than two weeks, but at last the trucker thugs are showing signs of surrendering.

At the Ambassador Bridge, as in other places, they vowed they would not move until all vaccine mandates were scrapped, the government was overthrown, and Justin Trudeau was arrested.

But sadly for them, they were the ones who ended up being arrested, and led away like sheep all their bully words dribbling out of their rear orifices.

And if they thought that was scary, this must have been even scarier.

Sunday, February 13, 2022

Who Are The Con Extremists Directing The Trucker Terrorists?

It's a hostage taking that has now been going on for two weeks. A horror show unlike any other this country has seen.

And in the murky darkness there are so many questions that need to be answered.

Who are these Con trucker thugs and what do they really want?

What shadowy right-wing extremists are orchestrating this all out assault on our country and its democracy?

And the burning question.

Friday, February 11, 2022

Candice Bergen's Incredibly Humiliating Flip Flop

When Candice Bergen saw the terrorist truckers roll into Ottawa she couldn't wait to embrace them.

And on her first day as interim leader of the Cons she sent out an e-mail to Erin O'Toole's senior caucus team, suggesting that they should use the convoy to embarrass Justin Trudeau.

I don’t think we should be asking them to go home. I understand the mood may shift soon. So we need to turn this into the PM’s problem.

And even though the trucker thugs quickly became everybody's problem, her love for them never faded.