Monday, April 30, 2018

The Many Lies of the Con Artist Andrew Scheer

As you may know, I consider Andrew Scheer to be a serial liar, a man who lies almost as much as Donald Trump does.

A liar who should have a flashing red light attached to the end of his large pointy nose to warn others he's coming.

But this latest lie is so bad it's ridiculous.

Sunday, April 29, 2018

Doug Ford and the Rise of the Beastly Bigots

You don't see or hear much from Doug Ford these days. The Team Harper gang who are running his campaign are clearly planning to muzzle their monkey.

And turn his bus into a fortress where the media aren't welcome.

And who can blame them eh?

The last thing they need is the big gorilla trying to answer complicated questions with simplistic slogans he can barely memorize, and looking even more ignorant. 

Especially since this point at least, Ford is heading for a massive majority.

But as if this Gong Show, or Kong show, wasn't scary enough, now we find out the Fordzilla and his supporters are channeling another Con ape.

Saturday, April 28, 2018

Andrew Scheer's Most Miserable Birthday

It will be his birthday soon. One year since since he became Con leader and began his crusade to become Prime Minister.

After a Con leadership race marred by the lack of decent candidates, allegations of massive corruption, including claims that a small army of "fake conservatives" came stumbling out to vote for him, and then disappeared like zombies.

So you'd think that Andrew Scheer would be happy to have survived that leadership race, and still be Con leader. Or at least happy he hasn't yet been charged with electoral fraud.

But he's not. And it's probably NOT going to be a happy birthday...

Friday, April 27, 2018

Andrew Scheer and the Alt-Right Conspiracy

I've tried to imagine who was more disappointed to find out that the man who killed so many people in Toronto wasn't a Muslim. 

Ezra Levant or Andrew Scheer?

Because one needs bigotry to make money, the other counts on it to pleasure his brutish base.

And there's nothing that excites their depraved followers more than good old Muslim hate.

It's like Trudeau hate. It drives them wild, it arouses them, for some of them it's better than pornography.

And the way many of them, and their depraved media, reacted to the Toronto tragedy, showed us once again who those alt-right Cons really are.

Wednesday, April 25, 2018

The Toronto Tragedy and the Trump Party Cons

It was already a horrible tragedy, an act of insane violence or murderous misogyny. 

The alleged attacker had posted praise for a mass murderer in the United States who was part of the “incel” movement – a women-hating collection of “involuntarily celibate” men in online forums and other sites frustrated by their lack of success sexually attracting women.

It couldn't be more disturbing. 

Or Just plain creepy.

But somehow Andrew Scheer and his alt-right Cons managed to make matters even more disgusting.

Monday, April 23, 2018

Andrew Scheer Reaches For The Racist Card

A week ago I wrote that Andrew Scheer was looking a little desperate. And I'm sorry to report that since then his condition has deteriorated.

And now he's even more desperate.

He can't use the fake India story him and the Con media cooked up. 

It died of old age, and Scheer was left looking ridiculous.

Then he was spanked, first by the polls.

And then by Justin Trudeau.

Sunday, April 22, 2018

The Day Justin Trudeau Struck Back At Andrew Scheer

For almost a year Andrew Scheer has gone after Justin Trudeau like a creature out of Hell.

He has attacked him day after day after day, as only a religious fanatic and alt-right sympathizer could.

He has made frothy Trudeau hate normal, he has corrupted the very soul of this country, and made us look and smell more like ugly America.

But through it all, through this storm of abuse, Trudeau has managed to keep his cool, and avoid attacking Scheer

Until yesterday.

Saturday, April 21, 2018

Doug Ford: When Ignorance Kills

The thought of Doug Ford as Premier of Ontario fills me with horror and disgust, for there is no telling what that political ape might do to degrade our country, and compromise our future.

But the thing I fear the most is what he might do to the province's healthcare system. 

For although he is promising to create 30,000 long-term care beds, which would be great, he hasn't said how he would pay for them.

And judging by what he said yesterday, I'm afraid he could cannibalize the healthcare system and kill thousands of people.

Friday, April 20, 2018

The Day the Con Media Exposed Its Shameful Bias

When Doug Ford announced that his campaign bus would not be followed by another one carrying the media, there was a chorus of complaints.

But as I wrote the other day, Team Harper is running the Ford campaign.

And it seems that the situation is even worse than most had imagined.

Thursday, April 19, 2018

The Total Humiliation Of Mad Max Bernier

As you know Maxime Bernier likes to portray himself as the hero of the Mad Max movies.

Or at least the extreme libertarian version of that series.

Where the lonesome hero wanders through an apocalyptic landscape dodging Big Government agents who are always trying to tax Canadians to death, or control their minds.

But I see Bernier as the star of a completely different movie.

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Doug Ford and the Harper Gang

Well Doug Ford has his bus, he's on the road, and he's now channelling Donald Trump, as only an ape could.

And vowing to go after Kathleen Wynne as Trump went after Hillary Clinton. 

So don't be surprised if the mob he calls the "Ford Nation" starts chanting "lock her up, lock her up," at one of his bestial rallies.

But did you know that the ones who are giving him his Team Trump marching orders, are in many cases the former members of a another well known team.

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Why Andrew Scheer Is Looking So Desperate

Oh dear, poor Andrew Scheer has that desperate look on his face again. And no wonder, everything is going wrong.

Last night his "emergency pipeline debate" went nowhere, after all he could do was shout "Mr Trudeau build that pipeline!!!!"

Which seemed a bit ridiculous, considering the situation, especially since the Prime Minister is in Europe.

So most of the media didn't bother to cover it.

But if you thought that went badly, his attempt to use Trudeau's India visit to embarrass him, again, was even more of a fiasco.

Monday, April 16, 2018

Doug Ford's Bus and the Road To Ruin

I see that Doug Ford has unveiled his shiny new bus.

And a shiny new slogan: "For the People."

So he can ride in comfort all over Ontario, giving the people the thumb.

While giving the media the finger.

Because as you may know, he's not giving them a bus to follow him.

So it will be harder to ask Ford any embarrassing questions. 

Like do you know what you are doing Meat Loaf? 

Or are you making it up as you go along?

Or worse.

Saturday, April 14, 2018

Donald Trump, James Comey, and the Great Distraction

It was quite a performance by Donald Trump, one that no doubt made millions of people wonder they would survive him. 

For first he went after the former FBI director James Comey, with an early morning tweet storm yesterday, that had to be seen to be believed.

After Comey in a new book made it clear what he thinks of Trump.

How Andrew Scheer Was Duped By An India Story. Again

Ever since Justin Trudeau's trip to India was made to look like a disaster by the shabby stooges in the Con media, Andrew Scheer has gone crazy with Indian fever.

He's still trying to make the India story sound like it's the biggest story in Canada. 

Even though it died of old age weeks ago...

But so desperate is Scheer to try to revive it, and get some of that poll boosting buzz back, he has been scouring every newspaper and supermarket tabloid in India hoping to find some evidence to use against the Prime Minister.

So you can imagine how horribly excited he must have been, when he thought he had caught Trudeau being humiliated by the Indian government.

Again !!#@!

Thursday, April 12, 2018

The Scheer Trumplings and the Social Media War

During the last election campaign I used to have fun portraying Stephen Harper under assault by our superior social media.

And that superiority helped us bring down the Harper regime, by exposing their lies, helping to get out the vote, and by humiliating Great Closet Leader over and over again.

I loved it, there's nothing I like more than seeing bullies deflated.

But of course the Cons hated it, and vowed that they would never allow that to happen again.

And that this time THEY would be the Lords of Social Media.

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Why Donald Trump Has Never Been More Dangerous

It's a truly terrifying moment in human history. Donald Trump is vowing a massive missile strike on Syria.

And taunting the Russians.

While we wait to see whether Israel and Iran will declare war on each other and trigger an all out war in the Middle East. Or even the Third World War.

And to make matters worse, if that's possible, Trump has never sounded so crazy.

The Ghastly Return of Stephen Harper

I know this may be hard to believe, but after attacking Stephen Harper almost every day for almost ten years, my memories of him and his grim decade of darkness had started to fade.

And I almost felt sorry for him.

After all I said to myself, he's not the Great Leader he once was. People change, time heals almost everything.

I even started to wonder whether I had been too hard on him. Can you believe that?

But then I saw this.

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Andrew Scheer and the Fake Conservatives

It's easy to forget that the Con leadership race that Andrew Scheer won, was tainted by widespread allegations of vote rigging and membership fraud.

And that even a few days before the final vote, Maxime Bernier was leading the other candidates, and Scheer wasn't even in contention.  

But somehow he managed to cross the finishing line ahead of Bernier and his boys from the Beauce.

And now a bitter Bernier is claiming he knows exactly what happened.

Monday, April 09, 2018

The Humboldt Vigil and the Crassness of Andrew Scheer

I watched the vigil for the Humboldt Broncos last night, and although I'm not religious, I still found it extremely moving.

For it is a very sad story, and it couldn't be more Canadian. Buses roaring through the night carrying young players to their next game many, many, miles away. 

And sometimes not making it. 

The hockey sticks on the porch. 

That mean something to us, in a country where a prime minister and his son can sit in the crowd like any other citizens. 

And Justin Trudeau didn't need to say anything, to let the people of Humboldt know that he and we were with them.

It was all so humbly and so wonderfully Canadian, until I saw this.

Sunday, April 08, 2018

Doug Ford And The Bigot Elephant In The Room

It's now a recurring nightmare. The hellish vision of Doug Ford swinging from the CN tower and bellowing like King Kong:

"I'm da Premier of Ontario!!!!" 

Now that the polls show him apparently heading for a gorilla of a majority. 

And as if that wasn't bad enough, then there's this other poll suggesting that men are mostly responsible for what would be an act of collective madness. 

Which I found even more disturbing.

For only that could explain a front page like this one...

Friday, April 06, 2018

Andrew Scheer, Ezra Levant, and the Trumpling Question

As long as I can remember I've always considered the Cons to be more American than Canadian.

And since Andrew Scheer became their leader I've often wondered whether his  party has been receiving money from some of the sinister billionaires who have been bankrolling right-wing groups all over the United States.

For who can forget how he tried to undermine our country at the NAFTA negotiations, for crass political reasons.

And now one of his good buddies has been caught with his grubby hands in an American cookie jar.

Thursday, April 05, 2018

Has Donald Trump Really Fired Dr Evil?

As we all know Donald Trump is becoming more and more unstable.

As the voices in his head get louder and louder.

I dare anyone to read this story and not conclude that he is losing his marbles. 

And of course we all know that nobody in his cabinet is safe.

Andrew Scheer and Mr Ding Dong

You know when I stare at that picture of Andrew Scheer, even I find it hard to believe that he is a mortal threat to Canada and its values.

I mean look at him.

He just looks like a nerd who would embarrass this country beyond recognition if he ever became Prime Minister.

A Mr Ding Dong if ever there was one.

But then I remember he is a creepy religious fanatic, who just can't stop lying.

Andrew Scheer and the Fascist Horror of Faith Goldy

It looked like some kind of low budget religious TV program, with a host and a guest who were made for each other.

Faith Goldy, the monstrous Christian Crusader and white supremacist, and Andrew Scheer, the creepy religious fanatic and alt-right sympathizer who would be Prime Minister.

Sitting in one of Ezra Levant's ratty Rebel studios, all but swapping spit, and talking about all kinds of alt-righty things.

From freedom of speech i.e. freedom to hate, to duck hunting.

Tuesday, April 03, 2018

The Con Media's Shameful Attempt to Shame the Liberals

As we all know the Con media's assault on Justin Trudeau during his trip to India was something to behold.

Relentless, vicious, and since most of the Con media covered it from Ottawa and Toronto, abysmally ignorant of what was really going on in India.

And hyped to the point of absurdity.

But our shabby, shuffling Con stooges did do Justin some damage, by claiming that he had SHAMED us in the eyes of the world !!! 

Which was also nonsense, but because it's Canada, it had some of the dumbest hosers in the land running around shouting things like "Jesus Christ in a hotdog bun, we've been HUMILIATED !!#@!

And since it worked so well, and gave Andrew Scheer such a boost, they're now calling him Little Rocket Man, or the Flying Messiah.

The Con media is doing it again.

Donald Trump, Justin Trudeau, and the Con Media Parrots

As we all know Donald Trump likes to rant and rave about the so-called "fake news," even though he produces ninety per cent of it himself.

And it seems the right-wing Sinclair Broadcast Group, that owns more TV stations in the U.S. than any other company, shares that view.

And ordered its news programs to deliver the same speech to its millions of viewers.

Monday, April 02, 2018

Hog Trump and the Corruption That Could Destroy Him

As I'm sure you know, I've been portraying Donald Trump as a hog as long as I can remember.

I realize that there are other names one could call that misogynist, that bigot, that dirty old man.

But hog, with apologies to real pigs who are better than him, always seemed right to me.

So you can imagine how happy I was to see the latest cover of New York magazine.

Sunday, April 01, 2018

The Many Unholy Lies of Andrew Scheer

Andrew Scheer claims to be a great Canadian and a great Christian. Not necessarily in that order.

And his Easter card has a sinister looking cross on it big enough to crucify us all.

Or at least crucify those who offend him and his bloodthirsty Godzilla the most. 

You know, liberated women, Muslims, LGBT Canadians, environmentalists, drug users, atheists, and of course the Great Satan Justin Trudeau, for whom Hell is too good.

But sadly for Scheer, he may have all the qualities of a religious fanatic, but he's no model Christian.