You know when I stare at that picture of Andrew Scheer, even I find it hard to believe that he is a mortal threat to Canada and its values.
I mean look at him.
He just looks like a nerd who would embarrass this country beyond recognition if he ever became Prime Minister.
A Mr Ding Dong if ever there was one.
But then I remember he is a creepy religious fanatic, who just can't stop lying.
Andrew Scheer likes to portray himself as a man on a mission, a man chosen by his God to bring truth and light to Canada.
As well as an avenging Trumpkin born to rain fire and brimstone down on Justin Trudeau and his "elites."
But sadly for Scheer, as even some in our Con media have pointed out, that schtick just isn't cutting it.
And as I have pointed out, he is getting an ugly and most ungodly reputation as a compulsive liar.
No, that's not the famous MGM logo, and that's not Leo the lion.
That's our ratty Con media!!!
It can make quite a roar when it goes after a big piece of cheese, or Justin Trudeau.
And yesterday it was really loud, and never sounded uglier.
Or more absurd.
Or more Con.
In his book The Art of the Deal Donald Trump called his compulsive lying "truthful hyperbole," or "an innocent form of exaggeration."
But they are lies, if his nose really did grow with every one he told, by now it would it would have had to be declared a dangerous weapon.
And the way he reacted to Meryl Streep's devastating criticism of him at the Golden Globe Awards, is just more evidence that he can't control himself.
It was for me the lowest moment of the Con convention. The sight of Rona Ambrose strutting across the stage bragging about her party's feminist credentials.
While making a "joke" about Justin Trudeau as the first female Prime Minister.
As only a Con could.
But now Ambrose's office is claiming that never happened.
I learned long ago that if you want to help build a more equal, kinder, gentler society, you have to be as tough and as ruthless as the Con zombies who infest this world.
For they will try to destroy you, and being nice will get you nowhere.
So when I heard a group of hapless hacks on CBC's Power and Politics nodding their heads, like pigeons do when they walk. And agreeing that Rona Ambrose was doing a GREAT job as interim leader of the Harper Party.
I felt like shouting: No, no, not Rona Ambrose !!#@!!
Not those lying Con artists !!!!
I think I can safely say that in all my life I have never seen a person lie so often and so blatantly as does Stephen Harper.
For years he claimed that the NDP had a "job killing carbon tax" even though they didn't.
He seems to have no shame. He can't help himself.
Now in his latest attack ads aimed at Justin Trudeau he is once again blatantly strangling the truth.
So I thought I would run both those ads, and see if you can spot the Big Lies...
Well at least now we know why Stephen Harper was twisting himself into knot, or looking like he was auditioning for the Hunchback of Notre Dame, by refusing to even mention the dreaded 'R' word.
So now that it's official, Canada is in a recession.
He could continue to deny reality.
Well this is certainly bizarre. Yesterday I portrayed Stephen Harper as the lead character from the TV series Breaking Bad, the crystal meth maker and dealer Walter White.
The idea was to try to drive home my firm belief that not only is Stephen Harper a Con criminal, he is slowly going crazy.
Only to have Harper put out a video today claiming that Breaking Bad is his favourite TV series !!!
I'm sure you remember the desperate state Jason Kenney was in a month ago, after claiming the reason the Cons were expanding the war into Syria was because the Americans had asked us.
Since we were apparently the only country in the anti-ISIS coalition, apart from the U.S., to have so-called smart bombs.
Only to have the country's top soldier shuffle forward, and make him look an idiot, or a liar.
And have the NDP demand that he be found guilty of breaching parliamentary privilege.
But as it turns out he didn't have to wail, or sweat even more than usual. Because yesterday the Con Speaker declared it was only an honest mistake.
For years Jason Kenney has been considered the brightest star in the Con constellation, after his depraved leader Stephen Harper.
The hardest working minister, the Pope of the Con's religious base, Mr Curry in a Hurry, the rabid partisan who could do no wrong.
But not any longer.
Because if he thought he could get away with lying about why the Harperites are extending the war to Syria, it seems he was very much mistaken.
The only thing more disturbing than having an incompetent Cold War chickenhawk like Jason Kenney posing as a Defence Minister, and lying like a thief. Over and over again.
Is having Canada's top general, running behind him with a shovel.
To scoop up his manure, or as David Pugliese writes, dig him out of a bomb crater of his own making.
Well let nobody say that I didn't warn them. I predicted that Jason Kenney would be the worst Defence Minister this country has ever known.
A Cold War warrior, a chubby chicken hawk, who would lead us to disaster.
Or judging by the crazy stuff he tweets...
Help trigger the Third World War.
I knew he didn't know what he was doing. But who knew he would lie all the time?
We know that Stephen Harper and his ghastly Con regime run the biggest propaganda machine this country has ever seen.
And that they have spent hundreds of millions of dollars trying to brainwash us with our own money.
But who knew they're also spending a fortune trying to pass off propaganda as NEWS?
About two months ago, I told you how Stephen Harper was killing the CBC,
Chopping it into pieces, frying it in its own blood, and washing it down with a glass of Chianti.
While instructing Con MPs like Joyce Bateman to deny it.
"We are not making cuts to the CBC… They have stable funding. I guess their crisis is their viewing is going down significantly. Hence, as a consequence, advertising revenue is going down, so that may be what you're referring to but from a government perspective, we are giving them as much taxpayer money as they ever have received."
Even though the facts couldn't be clearer.
Well now Bateman is back. On the radio.
He's slashing the CBC, like only a Con, or a Jack the Ripper could.
He's draining its life blood, chopping it into pieces, and cooking it in his hellish kitchen.
The evidence couldn't be clearer.
But that's not what the PMO wants you to believe.
And this is the Con mob...
Well I see that Tim Hudak still will not admit that he can't count, and that his Million Job Plan is nothing but a scam.
But he has come up with a new and daring scheme to try to make it look like his platform is Canadian rather than American.
Require his cabinet ministers to swear an oath to Ontario.
It could only happen in Harperland, a place where decency goes to die, and the Big Lie rules.
Where a Con MP can lie outrageously about personally witnessing election fraud.
And get away with it shamelessly.
He has so many character flaws one hardly knows where to begin.
He's cold, he's cruel, he's the worst bully this country has ever seen.
But what has always shocked me the most about Stephen Harper is how easily he lies.
Because all you have to do is look at the transcript of this secret meeting to see what I mean.
Well as you can probably guess, I'm really enjoying Stephen Harper's Halloween Horror show eh?
It's not often that you get to see somebody scaring the shit straw out of Great Ugly Leader, rather than the other way around.
But beyond what Mike Duffy had to say yesterday, beyond the cheques and the payola, what really horrifies me, and always has, is how casually and how blatantly Stephen Harper lies.
