Showing posts with label Con economics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Con economics. Show all posts

Friday, October 14, 2016

The Incredible Hypocrisy of the Con Queen Rona Ambrose



As we all know, Rona Ambrose likes to spend most of her time accusing Justin Trudeau of being a big spender.

She has attacked him for employing two nannies to take care of his three young children.

She has blasted him for taking his mother to Washington even though Barack Obama invited her.

But now the acting Con queen is under attack herself.

Friday, April 15, 2016

Rona Ambrose Makes a Fool of Herself. Again.



If she wasn't such a heartless Con one might almost feel sorry for Rona Ambrose, because it's all going so horribly wrong.

She doesn't know what she's doing, the Harper PMO is jerking her all over the place. 

Despite her best efforts to destroy Justin Trudeau he just keeps getting more popular.

While she hangs limply from her puppet strings.

And to make matters even worse, she's just made an absolute fool of herself. Again.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Rona Ambrose Accuses the Liberals of Waging Class Warfare



Well move over Margaret Wente, we have a new Canadian Marie Antoinette.

A new champion of the suffering bourgeoisie now known as the one percent.

Who wants everyone to know that being rich isn't easy.

That she's not crazy or desperate

Thursday, March 24, 2016

The Dark and Desperate Cons and the Sunny Budget



Wherever Rona Ambrose goes at the stroke of midnight to receive her instructions from Stephen Harper.

You know that both of them must be screaming with frustration at the sight of Justin Trudeau's budget.

For they must surely know it's going to make Trudeau even more popular.

Because unlike the Con's deathly budgets it's so sunny.

Monday, February 22, 2016

Stephen Harper and the Day of Reckoning



Well I think it's safe to say that Stephen Harper will not be seen anywhere near Parliament Hill today.

And that he will spend yet another day hiding from Canadians.

Because today would not be a very good day to come out of the closet.

For three very good reasons.

Friday, February 05, 2016

Lisa Raitt and the Foul Legacy of Stephen Harper



You might think that Lisa Raitt would have learned her lesson, when she put out this big shiny poster about two months ago.

Only to have it greeted with jeers, howls of laughter, and calls that she be arrested for lying like a thief.

Or a Con artist.

But no, sadly it seems she didn't learn a thing. And she is shameless.

For there she was again yesterday peddling the same foul myth...

Thursday, January 07, 2016

The Day the Ghost of Stephen Harper Came Back to Haunt Us



Another day has gone by, and Stephen Harper is still missing. There have been more UFO sightings in the last month than there have been of him.

So I'm glad to see the pictures on the milk cartons have been updated to show how desperate he might look today.

But then there were a lot of Canadians looking like that yesterday.

After his ghost or his mummy came back to haunt us.

Tuesday, December 08, 2015

Stephen Harper and the Loonie Apocalypse



He promised he'd lead us to prosperity, in the golden tar ponds of Albertonia.  

He spent a billion dollars of our money trying to brainwash us into believing that he was a Great Economist Leader.

But now the chickens, or the bats from hell, have come home to roost.

And it isn't The Rapture.

It's the Oily Inferno or the loonie apocalypse.

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

The New Recession and the Lies Stephen Harper Told Us



Well at least now we know why Stephen Harper was twisting himself into knot, or looking like he was auditioning for the Hunchback of Notre Dame, by refusing to even mention the dreaded 'R' word.

So now that it's official, Canada is in a recession. 

He could continue to deny reality. 

Tuesday, September 01, 2015

Stephen Harper's Recession Nightmare and the Return of Pamela Wallin



The timing couldn't be worse. Just when Stephen Harper thought he had escaped the stench of the Duffy scandal, and could now focus all his efforts on posing as a Great Economist Leader.

The economy is turning into a living nightmare.


He's having to twist himself into a knot, or a Tim Hortons' kruller, to avoid using the word "recession." 

Monday, August 31, 2015

Why Is Jason Kenney Posing As a Finance Minister?



I had been wondering where Jason Kenney had been hiding. But suddenly there he was on TV.

Having apparently traded in his job as Defence Minister, to pose as a Finance Minister.

With a new and flexible definition of the word recession.

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Why Stephen Harper's Latest Fear Campaign Won't Work



It says something really horrible about Stephen Harper, that whenever he feels threatened he tries to scare Canadians.

First he tried to scare them by claiming that the criminals were EVERYWHERE and that only he could save us by sending even more Canadians to jail. Even though the crime rate is at its lowest level in decades. 

Then he claimed that the terrorists were EVERYWHERE, and that only he could save us from being beheaded in our beds.

Now he's showing his teeth again, and trying to scare Canadians with the Great Economic Menace. 

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Chicken Harper and the Con's New Campaign Song



Well as you know Chicken Harper has changed his tune or his feathers. Now he isn't going around claiming people should vote for him because only he can save us from the terrorist menace.

Or because our economy is so strong, and he's a Great Economist Leader.

Now he's claiming we should vote for him because the economy is so weak, only he can save us.

And playing cheap politics with the Governor of the Bank of Canada. 

Friday, August 07, 2015

The First Debate: Hitting Harper Where It Hurts



I wish I could give last night's debate a more glowing review, but I just can't.

I didn't think the opposition leaders gave Stephen Harper a hard enough time on the things that matter to me, like Bill C-51 and the way that monster has raped our democracy and our values.

But most Canadians care more about the economy than they do about our freedoms.

And in that regard our three leaders did hit him where it hurts. 

Tuesday, August 04, 2015

Stephen Harper and the Lies That Will Destroy Him



After only two days of this marathon election campaign, Stephen Harper's strategy seems only too obvious.

Repeat a Big Lie over and over again, magnify it with his propaganda machine.

And hope that he can brainwash Canadians into believing that he really is a Great Economist Leader.

Friday, July 31, 2015

Stephen Harper and the Insanity of Harperland



I'm glad I'm leaving Canada for a while because I really need to get away from this ghastly political monster.

Who is now so desperate, he is turning his depraved Harperland into a mad house.

For there he was in a Bloomberg interview claiming that he was a Great Economist Leader, the steady hand on the wheel.

And that letting anyone else steer Canada through these perilous times could only lead to disaster.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Stephen Harper and the Pathetic Con Sheeple



Well never let it be said that the Harper Cons are not a cult, or a herd of pathetic sheeple.

A baaing bunch incapable of independent thought, who can only repeat word for word what the PMO tells them.

As even their so-called Finance Minister, the hapless stooge Joe Oliver, does all the time...



And for even more evidence of that please consult the following video.

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

When Progressives Fire Back At the Con Attack Machine



As you know, I wasn't too impressed by the latest Con attack ad aimed at the NDP. And I'm sure Tom Mulcair wasn't either.

Because when Stephen Harper accuses you of being as corrupt as he is, that could be dangerous. You could die LAUGHING.

But then I also hate the never ending Con attack ads aimed at Justin Trudeau.

Because every time I see this ghastly geezer on TV I feel like screaming.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

The Day Stephen Harper Lost His Economic Crown



The other day I ran a video of Joe Oliver literally running for cover, so he didn't have to answer questions from reporters about the state of the economy. 

And explain why the Parliamentary Budget Officer says he has a billion dollar DEFICIT instead of a billion dollar SURPLUS as he has been claiming.

And now I'm sorry to report that Oily Joe is STILL running, so is Stephen Harper.

And the Cons are trying their best to make sure they never have to answer that burning question.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

The Day Stephen Harper Was Exposed As a Con Artist



For weeks Stephen Harper and his grubby flying monkey Joe Oliver, have been trying to fool Canadians into thinking that they had balanced the budget for the first time in eight years.

Harper has been travelling around claiming that the economic shock waves that are rocking this country are just a "downturn" not a recession. And that he still has the money to bribe them.

While the senile simian Oliver has been claiming that he has a surplus not a deficit.

But yesterday all those claims came tumbling down, and both men were exposed as shameless Con artists.