Sunday, December 31, 2017
Candice Bergen and the Trudeau Hating Cons
I've been trying to write something about what the year 2017 felt like to me, but it isn't easy.
So many things happened, I can't decide whether it was a good year or a bad one.
Or whether we're making progress, or going back to the Stone Age.
And to make matters worse every time I start, I keep getting distracted.
Either by some of the many university students in my neighbourhood shouting PAAAAARTY!!!
Or as I was last night, by some very loud grunting and honking.
Posted by Simon at 8:46 AM 23 comments:
Saturday, December 30, 2017
Is Donald Trump Now Too Senile To Remain In Office?
Donald Trump has been acting strangely for quite a while. Some moments he's there, some moments he isn't.
But his sudden decision to grant New York Times reporter Michael Schmidt an interview two days ago, after spotting him having lunch at his Mar-A-Lago club, was bizarre even by his standards.
And when his advisers or controllers or daycare workers heard about that, they were very unhappy.
When President Trump sat down with a reporter for a wide-ranging, 30-minute interview at his private golf club here Thursday, not a single aide or adviser was present at the table — and not a single aide or adviser knew about it in advance.
Because they know that when The Beast is off the leash he's capable of saying or doing ANYTHING.
And sure enough they were right.
Posted by Simon at 8:39 AM 19 comments:
Labels: Alzheimer's Disease, Donald Trump, The Madness of Trump, The Rise and Fall of the Orange Oaf
Friday, December 29, 2017
The Con Media and the Conapocalypse
It was Rosemary Con Barton's last At Issue panel of the year, and as usual it was a horror show.
The ghastly Con conclave declared Pierre Poilievre to be the politician of the year for smearing Bill Morneau as only he could.
Yes, that Pierre Poilievre.
Then to make matters even more obscene, Con Barton did solemnly declare that the Liberals and Justin Trudeau were the year's biggest LOSERS!!!
Posted by Simon at 10:45 AM 26 comments:
Labels: Andrew Scheer, At Issue Panel, Con media, Justin Trudeau, Nanos poll, The Death of Con Canada
Donald Trump and the Fatal Year of 2018
I was doing some research for a year-end post, when I came across this cartoon, and I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
To think that so many people ran or stumbled desperately towards 2017 thinking that they might find refuge there. Or sanity.
And how did that work out?
Posted by Simon at 7:54 AM 16 comments:
Labels: 2017, 2018, Donald Trump, The Great American Resistance, The Rise and Fall of the Orange Oaf, The Trump Autocracy
Thursday, December 28, 2017
The Shameless Con Media and the Cowardly Cons
As I'm sure you know, many Cons are not very smart, they tend to be extremely paranoid, and they're definitely not very brave.
Not because their brains are necessarily smaller, but because their fear glands are humungous.
Peering inside the brain with MRI scans, researchers at University College London found that self-described conservative students had a larger amygdala than liberals.
Which can affect the way Cons see the world.
The conservative party is big on national defense and magnifies our perception of threat, whether of foreign aggressors, immigrants, terrorists, or invading ideologies like Communism. To a conservative, the world really is a frightening place.
Or the way they react to threats, as we know only too well...
Posted by Simon at 8:05 AM 24 comments:
Wednesday, December 27, 2017
How The Con Media Is Trying To Praise Andrew Scheer
As I wrote the other day, the Con media is finding it harder and harder to attack Justin Trudeau, because they've been doing it for so long nobody is paying them much attention.
And they're withering on the vine, or just withering.
So now they're trying something different. They're trying to make the creepy religious fanatic Andrew Scheer look good.
Only to find that even harder.
For obvious reasons...
Posted by Simon at 8:27 AM 25 comments:
Tuesday, December 26, 2017
Donald Trump's Ugly and Embarrassing Christmas
I hope you enjoyed your Christmas as much as I did, or at least had a better time than the turkey Donald Trump.
For he spent the holiday making an absolute fool out of himself.
First claiming that thanks to him Christmas was saved.
No doubt to pleasure his hairy Christianist bigots, or boost sales of this tacky ornament.
Or try to make people forget this stinging humiliation...
Posted by Simon at 6:26 AM 27 comments:
Labels: Christmas 2017, Donald Trump, The Fake War on Christmas, The Rise and Fall of the Orange Oaf
Monday, December 25, 2017
What Christmas Means To Me. Again.
It's Christmas Day in Canada. Where I live and where I'm going everything is covered with a blanket of fresh snow, as it should be in the Great White North.
And for me it's a day to give thanks for living in a country so peaceful and so beautiful.
A day to try to forget all the ugly Cons of the world, like Andrew Scheer or this depraved maniac.
People are proud to be saying Merry Christmas again. I am proud to have led the charge against the assault of our cherished and beautiful phrase. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 25, 2017
And a day when I rerun a post I wrote years ago to try to explain what Christmas means to me.
I was going to write something different this year, but then I realized I had said all I wanted to say.
So with a few little changes here we go again.
Posted by Simon at 5:18 AM 19 comments:
Labels: Christmas 2017, Christmas songs, religion
Sunday, December 24, 2017
The Con Media's Pornographic Assault On Our Democracy
I think by now you probably know what I think about our grubby Con media, and how much they disgust me.
You know what I thought about them during Stephen Harper's monstrous decade in power, when they fell over themselves trying to polish his behind, or blow his tiny trumpet.
And I'm sure you also know what I think about them now that they are attempting to bring down the Liberal government after only two years, by trying to turn a minor mistake by Justin Trudeau into a huge scandal.
But this is the absolute limit.
Posted by Simon at 6:13 AM 23 comments:
Labels: Colby Cosh, Con media, Justin Trudeau, Media boycott, Postmedia, The Death of Con Canada, The Death of the Con Media
Saturday, December 23, 2017
Jason Kenney and the Fake War on Christmas
OK I have to admit it, Jason Kenney would NOT be my first choice to play Santa Claus.
And I did think he was just a little too chubby, and not quite green enough to play the Grinch.
But surprise surprise, that is who he is playing.
Posted by Simon at 5:53 AM 22 comments:
Labels: Christmas 2017, gay youth, homeless kids, homophobia, Jason Kenney, The Great War on Christmas
Friday, December 22, 2017
Mary Dawson and the Con Smearing of Justin Trudeau
Ever since she ruled that Justin Trudeau had violated ethical guidelines, Ethics Commissioner Mary Dawson has become the darling of the Con media.
After attacking her for months they now swoon at her feet, and accept her ruling without question.
But I believe that ruling is hideously flawed, especially on the key question of whether the Aga Khan is a close friend of Justin Trudeau.
Dawson ruled he is not, but it seems to me that this video proves her wrong.
Posted by Simon at 11:12 AM 40 comments:
Thursday, December 21, 2017
The Con Media and the Aga Khan's Island
It's the last thing I needed to do at this time of the year. Stare at a picture of a lovely Caribbean island with all that light blue water and all those warm sandy beaches.
While freezing my butt off in Canada.
But unfortunately that's the Aga Khan's private island, Justin Trudeau and his family had a short holiday there last winter.
And our grubby Con media is trying to turn a slap on the wrist by the Ethics Commissioner into a huge scandal.
Posted by Simon at 9:10 AM 41 comments:
Wednesday, December 20, 2017
Andrew Scheer's Desperate Attempt to Change His Image
As I'm sure you have noticed, Andrew Scheer is looking a little ragged these days.
For six months he has been attacking Justin Trudeau like a bat out of hell, or a maniac.
Or an alt-right religious fanatic.
But sadly for him it's just not working.
In fact, it's an absolute disaster.
Posted by Simon at 6:30 AM 21 comments:
Tuesday, December 19, 2017
The Day Andrew Scheer Was Exposed As A Liar
In my last post I told you how Andrew Scheer had been caught lying like a thief or a Trump.
Claiming that Justin Trudeau had called some Canadians "tax cheats."
When in fact Trudeau never used those words.
But while Scheer has yet to admit he lied, it seems that what little credibility he had left, has been dealt a mortal blow.
By one of his own.
The ghastly Con House leader Candice Bergen.
Posted by Simon at 10:10 AM 15 comments:
Labels: Andrew Scheer, Candice Bergen, Con clowns, Con lies, Justin Trudeau, The Death of Con Canada
Monday, December 18, 2017
The Many Hateful Lies of the Con Clown Andrew Scheer
For a man who claims to be a religious fanatic, Andrew Scheer seems to have a very casual relationship with the Ten Commandments.
Especially the one about not bearing false witness.
Because he breaks that one all the time.
And this is just the latest example.
Posted by Simon at 5:43 AM 16 comments:
Sunday, December 17, 2017
The Pentagon's Mysterious UFO Program
Whenever I'm in Scotland, I like to ride out to this ruined castle near my family home, lie on its grassy slopes in the dark highland night, stare up at all those stars in the sky.
And wonder on occasion whether there are aliens out there zipping around in their UFOs. And if so could they please come quickly and save us from ourselves?
So I'm glad to see that I'm not alone, or going crazy.
And that the Pentagon has finally admitted that they had, and may still have, a top-secret UFO program.
Which has recently released some videos like this one.
Posted by Simon at 10:44 AM 2 comments:
Saturday, December 16, 2017
The Day Andrew Scheer's Creepy Smile Fell Off
There is something very disturbing about this picture of Andrew Scheer, taken on the last day before Parliament adjourned for the holidays.
As he stares at Justin Trudeau with his creepy smile missing, and a strange almost crazed look in his eyes.
But then who can blame him?
He attacked Trudeau like a rabid beast for months. He blew hot air out of every orifice until they were all glowing red.
Only to get absolutely nowhere.
Posted by Simon at 8:54 AM 15 comments:
Donald Trump and the Forbidden Words
We know that Donald Trump likes to imagine himself as a Great Leader, commanding his Alt-Right forces to victory, over the decent and the different.
We know he wants to torch the planet, and anything Barack Obama ever built...
We know that he is almost certainly mentally ill, and could set the world on fire as early as tomorrow.
But now he's playing Big Brother, and it may be his scariest role EVER.
Posted by Simon at 8:54 AM 4 comments:
Friday, December 15, 2017
Stephen Harper, Pierre Poilievre, and the Great Terrorist Scam
It's easy to forget the past, in the age of Trump, when the truth is so easily buried under a daily avalanche of excrement and insanity.
But two years ago, at this same dark time of the year, a desperate Stephen Harper was about to launch his Great War on Terror.
It had just been a few months since a gunman had stormed Parliament Hill, Harper thought he could use the fear card to scare Canadians into giving him another Glorious Majority.
And he wasn't about to let facts get in the way, or take no for an answer.
So when Justin Trudeau suggested we should examine the root causes of terrorism, Harper ridiculed him and accused Trudeau of "committing sociology."
While his yapping minion Pierre Poilievre continued to proudly proclaim that the root cause of terrorism is TERRORISTS!!!!
Posted by Simon at 6:39 AM 25 comments:
Labels: Andrew Scheer, Pierre Poilievre, Stephen Harper, The Death of Con Canada., The Politics of Fear
Thursday, December 14, 2017
Roy Moore and the Rise of the Resistance
As you may know, the religious fanatic, and homophobic pervert Roy Moore rode a horse to the polls on the day of his Waterloo.
And the horse was not amused.
This is hilarious, his form sucks & that horse was thinking about bucking him pic.twitter.com/NLWfm8QtlY— Molly (@Molly_Kats) December 12, 2017
And who can blame the poor Sassy?
For anyone who rides like that deserves to be thrown to the ground, or arrested by the SPCA.
But while Moore did end up badly, and looking like a horse's ass.
Posted by Simon at 7:56 AM 16 comments:
Labels: Alabama Senate, Donald Trump, racism, religious bigotry, Roy Moore, The Great American Resistance
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
Donald Trump and the Miracle in Alabama
As you know, I didn't think that Doug Jones, the Democratic candidate for Senator, had much of a chance of defeating the homophobic Bible thumping pervert Roy Moore.
Not in backward Alabama, where ignorance is a virtue, religion is a weapon, and inbreeding is a major problem.
In fact, I had already started working on my campaign to boycott that state.
Posted by Simon at 9:15 AM 24 comments:
Tuesday, December 12, 2017
Andrew Scheer's Long Night of Humiliation
As you know Andrew Scheer has been looking a little desperate recently.
And who can blame him?
Ever since he became leader of the Harper Party he has thrown everything but the kitchen sink at Justin Trudeau.
He has all but called Trudeau a crook, and a traitor. He has accused him of being soft on ISIS. He has tried to smear or Schmear him in every possible way, aided and abetted by our shabby Con media.
But it's just not working. His polls are stuck in neutral, the more Canadians know him the less they like or trust him.
And after last night he must be a LOT desperate.
Posted by Simon at 8:29 AM 25 comments:
Monday, December 11, 2017
Donald Trump and the Rise of the Roypublicans
Tomorrow, people in Alabama will vote to decide whether they want to make the religious fanatic, homophobic maniac, and alleged pedophile pervert Roy Moore, their newest Senator.
Polls show that Moore has a five point lead over his Democratic opponent Doug Jones. And it being Alabama, a backward state if ever there was one, I fully expect him to win.
But I have to admit that I wouldn't be THAT disappointed.
Posted by Simon at 5:54 AM 26 comments:
Labels: Alabama Senate, Donald Trump. Roy Moore, The Rise and Fall of the Orange Oaf, The Talking Heads
Sunday, December 10, 2017
American Maniac: Inside the Trump White House
I always knew that a close look at Donald Trump's White House, and the court of the Orange Emperor, would be a deeply disturbing experience.
I just didn't know how bad or how crazy it could get.
But now a team of writers from the New York Times has done that, and it's a real horror show.
Even worse than I had imagined...
Posted by Simon at 9:24 AM 10 comments:
Saturday, December 09, 2017
How Might A Nuclear War With North Korea Unfold?
Well I'm glad to see that the U.S. and South Korea have ended a massive military exercise without the North Koreans declaring war on them.
The US doubled down on provocative bomber flights near the border with North Korea this week, at the same time as Pyongyang asked when, not if, war would break out.
But there can be no doubt that the situation on the Korean peninsula is getting more more and more dangerous.
Posted by Simon at 12:25 PM 11 comments:
Labels: Donald Trump, Kim Jong-un, Nuclear War
The Sheer Desperation of Andrew Scheer
Andrew Scheer isn't smiling as much as he used to these days, as he tries one thing after the other to make himself more popular.
And destroy Justin Trudeau.
But even with the help of his Mini-Me, Hamish Marshall from The Rebel, it's all going horribly wrong.
Posted by Simon at 11:05 AM 7 comments:
Donald Trump and the Trumpocalypse
It couldn't have been a more sordid, or scary spectacle. Donald Trump addressing a Make America Great Again rally in Pensacola, Florida.
Weaponizing Christmas, and urging his deplorables across the border in Alabama to vote for Roy Moore.
Because in Trump's rapidly degenerating mind, an old perv who sexually harassed teenage girls is still better than a Democrat.
And the scary part is that Trump is now in full blown demagogue mode, or out of his mind, so you know what's coming next.
Posted by Simon at 8:31 AM 11 comments:
Labels: Con perverts, Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Roy Moore, The Rise and Fall of the Orange Oaf, Trumpocalypse
Friday, December 08, 2017
Is Donald Trump Medically Fit To Remain In Office?
It was like the happy part of a nightmare, if you know what I mean. Brief but welcome.
As I watched Donald Trump set fire to the Middle East.
Just to pleasure his rabid religious base, and Daddy Big Bucks Sheldon Adelson.
And of course, to try to distract Americans from all his legal problems.
Trump started slurring his words, and for a moment I thought he was having a stroke.
Posted by Simon at 8:36 AM 9 comments:
Thursday, December 07, 2017
Now Can We Call The Cons The Rebel Party?
For months I've been warning that Andrew Scheer aka Schmear or Schmeagol, is a religious fanatic and a right-wing extremist.
And that along with his mini-me Hamish Marshall, is trying to turn the Cons into the Rebel Party.
And now there is more evidence of that.
Posted by Simon at 9:54 AM 15 comments:
Labels: Andrew Scheer, bigotry, Georganne Burke, Hamish Marshall, The Death of Con Canada, The Rebel Party
Wednesday, December 06, 2017
Remembering the Murdered Women of the École Polytechnique.
In Montreal this evening, fourteen rays of light will rise into the sky, one after the other, from the summit of Mount Royal.
So all Montrealers can see them, and remember the fourteen young women who were murdered twenty eight years ago today at the École Polytechnique.
Murdered by a man who hated women.
Tuesday, December 05, 2017
Lisa Raitt, the Scummy Cons, and The Rebel Connection
Lisa Raitt likes to portray herself as a different kind of Con, a cut above the rest of her lowlife colleagues. But don't believe a word she says.
She's as rotten as all the others.
When she was a minister in the Harper government she told one of her flunkies that cancer was "sexy" only to end up blubbering I'm sorreeeeeee!!!
And now I wouldn't be surprised if she's blubbering again.
After having inadvertently revealed the six degrees or less of separation between Andrew Scheer's Cons and Ezra Levant's filthy Rebel.
Posted by Simon at 7:29 AM 14 comments:
Labels: Andrew Scheer, Con clowns, Ezra Levant, Hamish Marshall, Lisa Raitt, The Death of Con Canada
Monday, December 04, 2017
Will Bizarro Trump Start a War This Week?
You don't have to be a psychiatrist to know that Donald Trump is slowly cracking up.
Or a political scientist to know that he has never been so dangerous.
Mike Flynn's decision to squeal to Robert Mueller, has clearly sent Trump spiralling into the Twilight Zone.
He's been tweeting crazy stuff for days, promoting snuff videos made by some deranged Muslim hating group in Britain. He's been attacking the "fake news."
Dredging up weird conspiracy theories.
And now he's going after those who would dare to investigate him.
Posted by Simon at 10:11 AM 17 comments:
Sunday, December 03, 2017
Is the CBC Becoming Even More Con?
If you're a progressive in Canada, this is the kind of CBC News panel that can really ruin your day.
Old, grim, predictable, boring, and as Con as they come.
And like all the other CBC News panels and opinion pages, so totally biased the people's network might as well be a branch of the Con propaganda machine.
As a strong CBC supporter I really didn't think it could get worse.
But sadly I was wrong.
Posted by Simon at 10:08 AM 17 comments:
Saturday, December 02, 2017
Did Donald Trump Just Convict Himself?
Even though Donald Trump must be feeling terribly betrayed by Mike Flynn's decision to cooperate with Bob Mueller, and sing like a canary.
As he should, because as I said earlier today, Flynn's testimony could end up sending Trump to the Big House.
The Orange Oaf was able to stay off Twitter for almost a day, no doubt on the advice of his lawyers.
Only to return a few hours ago, and all but convict HIMSELF.
Posted by Simon at 4:16 PM 9 comments:
Michael Flynn and the Unravelling of Donald Trump
Two days after Donald Trump was elected president, Barack Obama warned him not to hire Michael Flynn for any national security job.
But Trump didn't listen to him, he made Flynn his national security adviser.
And of course now he's sorry. Very sorry.
President Trump’s former national security adviser, Michael T. Flynn, pleaded guilty on Friday to lying to the F.B.I. about conversations with the Russian ambassador last December, becoming the first senior White House official to cut a cooperation deal in the special counsel’s wide-ranging inquiry into election interference.
Flynn is squealing.
Posted by Simon at 10:50 AM 10 comments:
Labels: Donald Trump, Jared Kushner, Michael Flynn, Robert Mueller, The Rise and Fall of the Orange Oaf, The Trump Mob
Friday, December 01, 2017
Andrew Scheer's Scary Cons and the Baloney Meter
The more Canadians get to know Andrew Scheer, the more they realize that he wasn't kidding when he said he was Stephen Harper with a smile.
For although that smile is really creepy, and that religious fanatic has the potential to be even more dangerous than Harper.
Not only does Schmear or Schmeagol lie like a thief.
He also loves to play the politics of fear.
Posted by Simon at 8:43 AM 20 comments:
Labels: Andrew Scheer, Baloney Meter, Con clowns, ISIS, Justin Trudeau, Lisa Raitt
When the Porky Pervert Roy Moore Went After Jimmy Kimmel
In the age of Trump, in the darkness of November, it turned out to be an epic confrontation.
Roy Diddler Moore, the religious fanatic and anti-gay maniac, taking on Jimmy Kimmel in a showdown at the Twitter Corral.
It all began when a comedian who works on the Himmel show disrupted one of Moore's speeches, hilariously.
By posing as one of Moore's supporters.
And pretending to defend him from a heckler.
Posted by Simon at 8:38 AM 5 comments:
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