He's a sexual predator himself, a dirty old man who once boasted of grabbing women by their private parts.
He's a grubby lowlife who celebrated the arrival of his youngest son by having a torrid affair with an escort. And then lied about it.
So who can be surprised that Donald Trump should fly to the rescue of another alleged sexual predator?
As you know I like to portray Doug Ford as a political ape, a brutish demagogue drunk on power who is leading Ontario to disaster.
But now I think I may have underestimated the threat he poses to this country and its values.
Now I think we can all start calling him a fascist.
As we all know, Andrew Scheer hasn't been himself recently. He's failing badly, it's all going horribly wrong.
His polls are tanking, Maxime Bernier is stealing his supporters.
And to make matters even worse, with an election just over a year away, about 30% of Canadians still don't know him from a hole in the wall.
So the Cons are about to launch a massive propaganda campaign with a familiar message.
It's like a nightmare come true. And after only three months in power.
It's Saturday night. Parts of Ottawa are looking like a disaster zone after a tornado hit the region. Thousands are in the dark.
But please don't bother Doug Ford.
He's busy.
Andrew Scheer was absent from Question Period yesterday, and nobody seemed to know where he was.
But I wouldn't be surprised if he was huddled with his ex-Rebel campaign manager Hamish Marshall trying to figure out what's going wrong.
Because so much is going wrong.
A series of devastating polls, have suggested the Cons are heading for a crushing defeat in the next election.
And a new Abacus poll can only make them feel worse.
As we all know Andrew Scheer is on a creepy crusade to destroy Justin Trudeau.
And he was counting on the federal government's carbon tax to help him do that.
The plan was he would attack the tax like a rabid hyena. Trudeau would defend it. The mob would scream for money, or blood.
Until Scheer destroyed Justin and became Prime Minister.
In fact, so confident was Scheer that he couldn't lose, that he even challenged Trudeau to "Bring it on."
Candice Bergen, the Con house leader, is one of the loudest and most vile members of Andrew Scheer's Con Clown Circus.
Her hatred for Justin Trudeau is so great it's deeply disturbing, and can only make many Canadians question whether she's losing her marbles.
So when her creepy Con leader decreed that this now dying summer should be known as Trudeau's "Summer of Failure."
Nobody could control her or hold her back.
As we all know Andrew Scheer and his ghastly Cons try to use the word "fail" as many times as possible when talking about Justin Trudeau.
In what is clearly a crude attempt to brainwash us.
Or treat us like Pavlov's dogs, who when they heard a bell started slobbering.
It's beyond belief, and this is outrageous.
For almost two days, Leona Alleslev and Andrew Scheer were the toast of Con Canada. And what a show it was.
I mean just LOOK at them. Have you ever seen two politicians fall in love so quickly? And still manage to look and sound so ridiculous
The Liberal defector made it sound like she had escaped from a prison camp in North Korea, where her opinions had been ruthlessly stifled.
While the Con media heaped praise on the failing Scheer for managing to reel in a Liberal AND a woman.
As we all know, Donald Trump's mental state is continuing to deteriorate.
He should be concerned about the aftermath of Hurricane Florence, but he's clearly more worried about Hurricane Mueller.
Those who know him claim he's desperately afraid of being humiliated, by being dragged out of the White House in handcuffs.
But if humiliation is what he fears, this should practically kill him.
