Thursday, December 31, 2020

The Cursed Year 2020 and the Collapse of the Cons

I watched the sun go down for the last time on 2020, and it was as ugly and as threatening as the cursed year.

Which seemed right to me because it was the worst year I have ever known. One with more dead than anyone could count, more fear and more madness and the prospect of even more horror to come.

A year only the Grim Reaper could love.

Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Welcome To Doug Ford's Con Clown Circus

Doug Ford was already looking like a clueless Con clown, after refusing to lockdown Ontario even as Covid cases surged.

Halting vaccinations over the Christmas break, as if Covid took a holiday.

And instead of making people feel safer, deciding instead to make a "cheery cheesecake."

But now it's worse.

Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Why Doug Ford Could Never Be Ontario`s Big Daddy

I'm proud to say that not for one fleeting second, did I ever believe that Doug "Meatloaf" Ford was fit to be the Premier of Ontario.

And I've always considered the idea of that brutish dumb Con trying to lead the province through a murderous pandemic, the stuff of nightmares.

But not any longer. Now the nightmare is only too real.

For not only is the deadly virus surging out of control in Ontario, thanks to Ford's criminal incompetence and his absurd pre-Boxing Day mockdown.

His much touted vaccine program is going absolutely nowhere.

Friday, December 25, 2020

My Covid Christmas 2020

If everything had gone according to plan, or at least according to plan B, I might have been spending Christmas with my parents not far from Loch Ness in the Scottish highlands.

My original plan was to visit them in late June, and I had bought two tickets in January, so when the Covid monster struck I was left with two tickets to nowhere.

But thinking that by Christmas the lockdowns would be lifted by late December I started making plans to spend Christmas in Scotland.

And I was looking forward to spending the holidays with my parents for the first time in years, as well as taking in the wild Hogmanay celebrations in Edinburgh.

Thursday, December 24, 2020

Justin Trudeau's Amazing 2020 Journey

Justin Trudeau was apparently looking forward to a quieter 2020 than he had experienced the year before.

But the Year from Hell forced him to govern like he never had before.

Luckily for Canadians he was more than able to rise to the occasion.

And the photographer Adam Scotti was there to record the year in pictures.

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

Doug Ford Reveals His Dumb Inner Beast. Again.

In a better time with higher standards, Doug Ford would never have become the Premier of Canada's largest province.

And like many other Canadians, I did my best to warn people about him.

But the dumb Ford Nation went ahead and voted for him anyway.

And now many of them are dying of stupidity.

Sunday, December 20, 2020

Has Donald Trump Finally Lost His Marbles?

As we all know Donald Trump is having a very hard time accepting the results of the U.S. election.

So even though an American is dying of Covid every 33 seconds, all he does is rant and rave and tweet stuff like this:

While desperately looking for ways to overturn the election results.

Wednesday, December 16, 2020

The Con Monster Erin O'Toole Shows Who He Really Is. Again.

As you may recall, I never believed Erin O'Toole when after he became Con leader he claimed that he had changed.

Claimed that after pandering to racists, misogynists, homophobes, and other kooks to win the leadership, he wasn't really one of them.

He managed to fool a lot of Canadians but he never fooled me.

Time after time I was proved right, and now I've been proved right again.

Friday, December 11, 2020

Covid-19: Is It Time To Start Scaring Canadians?

There's a sign in my neighbourhood just by the closed ice rink that reads as follows:


But sadly we won't be singing again anytime soon, because my neighbourhood is locked down.

And the coronavirus' second wave is surging all over Canada.

Thursday, December 10, 2020

Erin O'Toole's Great and Very Embarrassing Vaccine Fiasco

For weeks Erin O'Toole has been trying to scare Canadians into believing that Canada was going to be the last country in the world to receive Covid vaccines.

Taking advantage of their anxiety for crass political purposes, which is as low as you can go.

And growing a Pinocchio nose for lying like a thief, as only a Con could.

For this is outrageous...

Monday, December 07, 2020

Is Erin O'Toole Finally Going To Be Exposed As A Serial Liar?

I started pinning a Pinocchio nose on Erin O'Toole a few weeks ago because I was so angry at the way he lies all the time.

And so frustrated that our shabby Con media was allowing him to get away with murder.

But I'm feeling a lot better now.

For some in the media have started criticizing the ghastly serial liar, and his nose just keeps getting bigger and bigger.

Sunday, December 06, 2020

Remembering the Montreal Massacre

As the days darken, and the pandemic surges, I sometimes have trouble remembering what day of the week it is, let alone the date.

But I never forget this date: December 6, 1989.

Because on that day in Montreal something horrifying happened. 

Friday, December 04, 2020

The Monstrous Covid Lies and Hypocrisy of the Cons

I never thought the Cons could come up with another leader who could lie as much as Andrew Scheer.

For Scheer was the worst serial liar this country has ever known, and his Pinocchio nose just grew and grew until it was practically a weapon.

Nobody could beat that I thought.

But sadly, I was wrong.