There is only one story I wanted to write about today. The story of our heroic front line workers who are in a desperate struggle to try to stop Covid's deadly third wave from swamping our hospitals.
But they know how I feel about them.
So instead I'm going to write about one of the so-called Covidiots, who is trying to stab those heroes in the back.
The ghastly bigot Ezra Levant.
It has now been exactly 104 years since Canadian troops assaulted German positions on Vimy Ridge.
The four divisions were fighting together for the first time, they were proud to be all in it together. At last.
And despite suffering more than ten thousand casualties they carried the day, and their victory was a significant milestone in the birth of this nation.
So you can imagine how disgusted I feel when I see that even as we battle the Covid monster threatening the lives of thousands of Canadians, the Cons are making it clear that this time we are NOT all in it together.
He didn't blame Justin Trudeau for anything, he praised him. He called for an end to partisan squabbling.
It was such a shocking sight I couldn't decide whether he had finally seen the light, or was finally losing his marbles.
But then Ford does have so much to be humble about.
As we all know Erin O'Toole is growing more and more desperate. His newser this morning was a horror show.
He's lying like a thief, his polls are tanking, his party is out of control. Nobody listens to him anymore.
But no matter how desperate he is, nothing can excuse this.
I have never found anything Erin O'Toole and his Con clowns have ever done to be even remotely amusing.
I consider them to be foul far right extremists who are threatening our country and its precious values.
But I have to admit this is hilarious.
It was a boxing match, nine years ago last night, that many believe changed the course of Canadian history.
The night the then Liberal MP Justin Trudeau took on the Con Senator Patrick Brazeau.
Back then I was a bit of a boxer or brawler myself, and I have to admit that like many others I thought Trudeau was the underdog.
As I'm sure you know, I have always believed that the Con clown Doug Ford is totally unfit to be the Premier of Canada's largest and most powerful province.
And the pandemic has made it even clearer that he doesn't know what he is doing.
But yesterday the bloated buffoon hit a new low on the Con scale of incompetence.
With a Con clown comedy show that wasn't funny, but was truly scary.
Just over two years ago the Con fluffer Paul Wells promoted this ghastly gang of Con carbon tax deniers, calling them The Resistance.
And claiming they were "Justin Trudeau's worst nightmare."
Less than a year later Trudeau defeated Andrew Scheer and shrunk him down to size.
And yesterday he turned the others into big time losers.
It's hard not to feel just a little bit sorry for Erin O'Toole, after the way he was humiliated by his supporters at the Con convention.
And the way the whole world has been laughing at the Con climate change deniers.
But that would be a mistake, for O'Toole does not appear to have learned his lesson.
Conservative Leader Erin O'Toole brushed off the idea Tuesday that a vote by the party's grassroots on climate change should colour Canadians' opinion of his party.
"I'm the leader, I'm in charge," O'Toole said a press conference as he reiterated his pledge that his party will present a plan to address climate change ahead of the next election.
And is instead leading his broken party in a new and dangerous direction.
It was supposed to be Erin O'Toole's big night. His Cinderella moment when he would step out of his shiny outhouse coach.
And announce that his Cons had to become new/nouveau if they were going to overthrow the evil Justin Trudeau.
And make O'Toole Prime Minister.
But sadly for him, as in the old fairy tale, the ball ended badly.
There are now only two days to go before the Con Policy Convention is due to begin, and Erin O'Toole is trying to pretend he's looking forward to it.
The truth is he's TERRIFIED.
He seemed to have a cold, and a steady stream of snot flowed out of his left nostril, until he finally picked up his mask, and used it to wipe himself.
*Shudder*
But I don't think it was the cold that was making him look so diminished.
I think it's this existential threat...
In my last post I wondered whether Erin O'Toole was losing control of his ugly Cons.
Now just a few days later, it's clear that old Outhouse is in big big trouble.
Not only is he losing control, many of his SoCon zombies are revolting.
The nice guy part went down the toilet, literally, the other day. When he was seen on tape cackling with glee at the thought of forcing Justin Trudeau to move into an outhouse.
Which was weird and disgusting, but did make only too clear why old Outhouse must NEVER be prime minister. Not when he has no class.
And not when he can't restrain himself or his ugly Cons.
Sometimes when the sun shines, and it almost feels like Spring, I can feel the optimism in the air. The feeling that we have finally turned the corner in the war on Covid-19.
There are fewer Covid patients in our ICUs. The number of deaths is going down. The number of vaccinated Canadians is steadily growing.
But I also know that all kinds of variants are spreading like wildfire.
And that while many of us have been damaged by the pandemic, in one way or the other.
For most pandemic weary Canadians it's something to celebrate.
The approval of the AstraZeneca vaccine, and the impending arrival of yet another.
On the heels of Health Canada’s authorization of the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine, the Johnson & Johnson shot could join the country’s arsenal within weeks, says Health Canada's Chief Medical Adviser Dr. Supriya Sharma.
It's like a light at the end of a long dark tunnel.
Unless of course you're Outhouse O'Toole and his Cons, and you can't look and sound more disappointed...
I can only imagine how Outhouse O'Toole must have reacted after learning that Health Canada had approved the AstraZeneca vaccine
But it couldn't have been pretty, even with all that lipstick on to try to make him look like a moderate.
He was hoping to use the vaccine shortage issue to destroy Justin Trudeau, so he must be soooooo disappointed.
And to make matters worse, he's going to have to use some anti-kook vaccine to inoculate his own supporters.
Erin O'Toole has only been Con leader for six months, but already he's crawling through the gutter, and drowning in his own excrement.
He lies all the time, just like Andrew Scheer did before him.
And his hatred for Justin Trudeau is so toxic he refuses to condemn those who would encourage the sickos of this world to kill him.
I still remember how happy I was when Jagmeet Singh became the leader of the NDP.
I thought it was great that a member of a visible minority had finally been elected leader of a federal party.
And I hoped that Singh could get the NDP out of the right-wing rut it had been in under Tom Mulcair.
But boy was I wrong.
As if Justin Trudeau didn't have enough challenges battling a pandemic, now he's preparing to take on another kind of enemy, an old enemy.
Canada's gun lobby.
He's trying to make Canada safer, and less like ugly America.
But predictably the gun nuts are very unhappy. So unhappy the president of the National Firearms Association is making jokes about bringing back the guillotine to deal with the "tyranny" of gun control.
Which at a tense time like this one isn't just NOT funny.
As I'm sure you all know by now, Erin O'Toole is desperately trying to fool Canadians into believing that he's really a nice guy.
And that because he expelled the SoCon bigot Derek Sloan, and demoted the yappy Pierre Poilievre, his ugly party is now a more moderate one.
But as I warned, you can't put lipstick on a hog or a Con.
And the more you put on, the worse it looks...
I am frequently accused of having my head in the clouds, which isn't true. I'm just smarter than those who say that, and they're jealous eh?
But yesterday I must admit, I was hovering just above Mars.
Hoping that the rover Perseverance would be able to land on the red planet, in one piece.
Since only about ten minutes before touchdown it was travelling at 12,000 miles an hour, it was never going to be an easy thing.
But somehow the little robot managed to land itself.
On the frontlines of the Covid nightmare, it's the belief that keeps many totally exhausted health workers from collapsing.
The belief that whatever our differences, we're all in this one together.
I share that belief. I see it as a chance to unite to defeat a lethal alien enemy. I see it as a great and noble cause.
So the ugly chorus of angry old men echoing in my ears these days absolutely disgusts me.
I'll never forget the moment that I heard that Donald Trump had Covid. And how although I'm an atheist, I prayed that it would be fatal.
And I'll always remember how bitterly disappointed I was that he didn't die.
How could the orange monster have survived? How could he shrug it off as nothing more than a bad cold?
When his age combined with his unhealthy lifestyle should have made him particularly vulnerable.
For years Pierre Poilievre has been the loudest and most annoying Con attack beast in the House of Commons.
A pension porker who learned his ugly trade on the knees of Stephen Harper, and who now spends his time trying to eviscerate Chrystia Freeland, and of course his arch enemy Justin Trudeau.
While his many groupies scream for Trudeau's head, and wonder why the boring Erin O'Toole is Con leader instead of Poilievre.
So you can imagine how they must be feeling now that their darling Skippy has been cruelly deflated
I have called Erin O'Toole a Con clown, ever since the days he was brown nosing Stephen Harper.
Trying to make Harper look like a real leader, only to make them both look like idiots.
But don't be fooled, because under his clown make up, and his buffoon hat, lurks a dangerous right-winger.
Who would act like a monster.
In all my years as a blogger few things have enraged me more than the way the grubby Cons, their media stooges, and other toxic Trudeau haters, have tried to blame the prime minister for a temporary delay in the numbers of vaccines.
Claiming that he is responsible for production delays in European factories, and trying to scare Canadians for crass political purposes, even though he is totally blameless.
I told you how disgusted I was by this cowardly totally un-Canadian behaviour in my last post.
And I also made it clear on Twitter exactly how I feel about the situation.
I must admit, I didn't think that anything our shabby and terribly mediocre Con media said or did, could still shock me.
So I wasn't surprised to see the gassy Vassy Kapelos treating the vaccine delay as yet another fake scandal. And yet another chance to go after Justin Trudeau.In the middle of a deadly pandemic.
I was only mildly disgusted, for Cons will be Cons, and gassy is NOT another word for classy.
But this is absolutely outrageous.
As I'm sure you know, Erin O'Toole is desperately trying to improve his image. After being forced to expel the hate mongering religious fanatic Derek Sloan he's now claiming that the Cons are a totally new/nouveau party.
But sadly for him it's all going horribly wrong.
It seems you really can't put lipstick on a hog, or a Con.
Not when O'Toole lies all the time.
As we all know, Erin O'Toole has disgraced himself over and over again trying to sabotage the battle against Covid-19, in his desperate attempt to destroy Justin Trudeau.
And we also know that grubby opportunist would do or say ANYTHING to try to become our prime minister or Big Daddy.
But his latest attempt to undermine Team Canada, by using vaccines as weapons, should horrify all decent Canadians.
If Erin O'Toole thought he could solve the Cons far right problem by expelling the ugly bigot Derek Sloan, he must be sorely disappointed, or seriously deluded.
For although it must have been painful to expel Sloan after having cuddled and protected him for so long.
If he thinks he can fool Canadians into believing that his ugly Trump Party is no longer a threat to this country and his values, he must be living in a fantasy world.
Or as we say in Quebec, dreaming in technicolour.
I knew that Cons have larger amygdalas or fear glands than most, but the way Doug Ford and Erin O'Toole have been reacting to a small hitch in our Pfizer vaccine rollout is truly disturbing.
I realize that we all want to be vaccinated as soon as possible, but the way those two Cons have been behaving is yet another example of why Cons are unfit to govern this country.
And it's making all Canadians look bad.
For this is outrageous...
They liked to think of themselves as Donald Trump's hairy militia, his darling Proud Boys.
The ones who called him Emperor Trump, and were counting on him to lead them to victory.
But sadly for them, even though some of them helped ransack the Capitol, that glorious day never arrived.
Trump flew away to his palace at Mar-A-Lago.
Jason Kenney wanted to be known as the father of the new Alberta, or Albertonia. The Tarry Daddy of Big Oil.
But it's all gone horribly wrong.
His mismanagement of the Covid pandemic has led to thousands of unnecessary deaths.
The economy is shrinking, his polls are tanking.
And now he's been humiliated. Again.
It was the photo I had been dreaming about for four long years. Donald Trump leaving the White House for the last time.
After all those years, and all those posts, and all those graphics, I was disappointed that I wasn't able to watch it live.
So I could give him a last one-finger salute, or moon the TV in one last crude gesture of defiance.
But then the dirty old man is finally yesterday's story...
Golly, what a difference a day makes. Yesterday the Con clown Erin O'Toole was claiming that there was no room for far right extremists in his grubby Trump Party.
But today he is struggling to deal with an even worse problem, if that's possible.
A Con Nazi problem.
Oh no. It seems that Erin O'Toole has changed his mind and now does NOT want Canadians to look into their mirrors, and see if they can see a Conservative.
Lest they see him and his treasonous Trump Party beaming back at them.
For once upon a time O'Toole modelled himself after Trump, thinking that the orange monster and his MAGA maggots were going to win the next election.
But sadly for him they lost, so now it's a nightmare.
It's Erin OToole's worst nightmare, the one that wakes him up at night screaming MAGA MAGA MAGGAARGH!!
For just over four months since he became Con leader he was able to conceal who he really was, and what his party had become.
But not any longer. The fascist explosion at the Capitol blew their cover.
And the poll numbers don't lie.
I have always believed that Erin O'Toole is a far-right fraud posing as a moderate.
When he is really the would be leader of Canada's Trump Party.
He might fool a lot of Canadians, including most of our shabby shuffling media, but he can't fool me.
This is just more evidence of who he really is, and it's not pretty...
Erin O'Toole launched this creepy ad campaign at his first news conference after becoming Con leader.
"I want more Canadians to see a Conservative when they look in the mirror."
And he liked it so much he ran it again and again.
But not any longer. Now the Cons are desperately stripping the ad off all their media platforms.
Because now they're afraid that when Canadians see a Conservative in the mirror, he might look like this guy.
For a man who hates losing so much, Donald Trump has lost a lot recently.
He lost the election, he lost the Senate, he lost more than sixty court cases in a row.
His attempt to use a MAGA mob to overthrow the results of the election failed so miserably, he was finally forced to concede he was a loser.
And now Nancy Pelosi is demanding that he resign or be impeached.
But for Trump this must be the most painful blow of all.
Donald Trump was already a very sick man, mentally ill and increasingly desperate.
As CNN correspondent Jim Acosta reported, a senior GOP source had warned that Trump is "out of his mind, so traumatized by his loss in the election, it's all-consuming."
So when he woke up yesterday morning and found out that Republicans had lost the Georgia runoff, and consequently the Senate, it was too much to bear.
And when he addressed his MAGA supporters gathered in huge numbers outside the White House he was ready to blow.
Ever since he became their Great Leader, Jason Kenney has been treated like a god by many Albertans.
As long as he attacked Justin Trudeau, demonized the carbon tax, and called those who criticized him "Alberta bashers" he could do no wrong.
But not any longer.
Now he's the Con clown King of the Flybirds.
