It's Finally Mueller Time in America

It seems like we've been waiting forever. But the signal was finally spotted. 

The caped crusader jumped into his batmobile, and headed for the White House, where the Penguin was in a panic.

And now we can finally say it.

How Donald Trump's Inauguration Turned Into A Nightmare

Donald Trump's inauguration was supposed to be a magic moment that would mark his arrival on the word stage.

A glittering affair fuelled by millions of dollars in corporate donations.

But instead it turned into a huge embarrassment.

Donald Trump, the Joker, and the Toddler Pageant

Donald Trump remember what happened yesterday for a long long time, maybe even forever. 

For by the time the day was over, he must have felt he was trapped in a bad Batman movie, and they were calling him The Joker and The Toddler.

First Robert Mueller arrested his old buddy, the  grubby old Penguin Roger Stone. 



Which as you can see left Trump trembling with anger, and paranoia.

Then he was humiliated by Nancy Pelosi. Again.

Donald Trump's Roger Stone Nightmare

It's not hard to imagine how Donald Trump must be feeling like today. It couldn't be easier.

All you have to do is read this hysterical tweet:



This is what he is complaining about.

How Robert Mueller Is Rolling Up The Trump Crime Family

I'll never forget how Mad Mike Flynn used to warm up Donald Trump's election campaign rallies, by getting the Trumpling mob to chant "lock her up, lock her up, LOCK HER UP!!!!!!!"

Triggering a foaming frenzy of hatred aimed at Hillary Clinton, that was drenched with misogyny and depravity.

And of course I also can't forget the few weeks that Mad Mike actually served as Trump's National Security Advisor. 

Donald Trump's Horrible Hurricane Problems

As Hurricane Florence churns across North and South Carolina, Donald Trump has more than one hurricane on his mind.

For while Florence should be occupying his limited attention span now that it's a killer. 

He's also obsessed with Hurricane Maria that struck Puerto Rico last year, and that he claims hardly killed anyone.

Could This Be Donald Trump's Worst Day Ever?

Donald Trump is holding a rally in coal country West Virginia, and I think I can imagine what he's going to say.

"Pray for me bubbas, I'm having a really bad day."

And who can blame him?

Donald Trump and the Disastrous Return of Rudy Giuliani

Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani haven't been seen together since the heady days of the Republican leadership race.

But Trump has been shaking up his legal team as Robert Mueller closes in on him, so he decided to call on Giuliani again.

And it may have been one of the worst decisions of his life.

Donald Trump, James Comey, and the Great Distraction

It was quite a performance by Donald Trump, one that no doubt made millions of people wonder they would survive him. 

For first he went after the former FBI director James Comey, with an early morning tweet storm yesterday, that had to be seen to be believed.




After Comey in a new book made it clear what he thinks of Trump.

Donald Trump Goes After Robert Mueller

There is no man Donald Trump fears more than Robert Mueller,  the special counsel who could have him evicted from the White House, and even sent to the Big House.

He's the recurring nightmare who makes Trump wake up screaming.



Which explains why until this weekend, the cowardly Trump hadn't dared criticize him.

But after whacking Andrew McCabe, the deputy FBI director, one day before he was due to retire, Trump is in a frigging frenzy.

And now he's going after Mueller, like a maniac, or a werewolf...

What Is Donald Trump Hiding?

Ever since Robert Mueller indicted thirteen Russians for interfering in the 2016 election, Donald Trump has been acting like he's finally losing his marbles.

Lashing out at just about everybody. 

President Trump lashed out with fresh anger about the intensifying Russia probe over the weekend, accusing Democrats of enabling a foreign adversary to interfere in the 2016 election and attacking the FBI as well as his own national security adviser.

From his own staff to Oprah.



At everybody that is except the Russians.

Why Donald Trump Can No Longer Fire Robert Mueller

Donald Trump can rant and rave about Robert Mueller's indictment of 13 Russian trolls

He can claim the indictments shows there was no collusion.

He can try to discredit the FBI.



As only a pathetic and increasingly desperate dotard could.

But he can't call Russian interference a hoax any longer.

And he can't fire Mueller.

Did Donald Trump Just Convict Himself?

Even though Donald Trump must be feeling terribly betrayed by Mike Flynn's decision to cooperate with Bob Mueller, and sing like a canary.

As he should, because as I said earlier today, Flynn's testimony could end up sending Trump to the Big House. 

The Orange Oaf was able to stay off Twitter for almost a day, no doubt on the advice of his lawyers.

Only to return a few hours ago, and all but convict HIMSELF.

Michael Flynn and the Unravelling of Donald Trump

Two days after Donald Trump was elected president, Barack Obama warned him not to hire Michael Flynn for any national security job. 

But Trump didn't listen to him, he made Flynn his national security adviser.

And of course now he's sorry. Very sorry. 

President Trump’s former national security adviser, Michael T. Flynn, pleaded guilty on Friday to lying to the F.B.I. about conversations with the Russian ambassador last December, becoming the first senior White House official to cut a cooperation deal in the special counsel’s wide-ranging inquiry into election interference.

Flynn is squealing.

Has Donald Trump Gone Stark Raving Mad?

We've always known that Donald Trump is a virulent racist, and that strange and dirty things swirl around in his head.

And in the last few days he has been teetering on the edge of the abyss, with his tweets becoming more and bizarre.



Or more and more deranged,

But now he has finally exceeded the last bounds of sanity and decency.

And is being accused of going stark raving mad.

Donald Trump's Sad and Scary Thanksgiving

As you probably know, yesterday Americans celebrated their Thanksgiving or Turkey Day. And sadly, there was at first glance, very little to give thanks for this year.

Although the biggest turkey in the United States, the so-called Orange Oaf, begged to disagree.

Claiming that it was the BEST Thanksgiving EVER.

And strongly suggesting that ALL Americans should thank The Donald for EVERYTHING!!! 

And I mean ALL of them.

Donald Trump's Deeply Disturbing Twitter Weekend

Even by Donald Trump's insanely low standards, his behaviour on Twitter in the last 48 hours couldn't be more deranged and deeply disturbing.

Firing out tweets in every direction as if he was in some fevered frenzy.

Looking and sounding more and more like a maniac.

Is Donald Trump Preparing To Fire Robert Mueller?

His terrified White House aides say they have never seen Donald Trump looking and sounding so crazy.

The terrorist tragedy in New York has temporarily distracted him, but according to reports he has only one thing on his mind.

How to save himself and his family from the grim reaper Robert Mueller.

Donald Trump's Scary Halloween Horror Show

Well just as I predicted, it's Donald Trump's worst Halloween ever. What with Bob Mueller indicting three of his advisers.

And revealing new campaign ties with Russia.

As well as revealing that one of those advisers, George Papadopoulos, was collaborating with the FBI and may have been wearing a wire.

But despite that devastating news, many political observers were surprised by the way Trump was able to control himself, and only fire off a single tweet all day.

Until they discovered the horrible truth.

Donald Trump and the Nightmare Before Halloween

It's the weekend before Halloween, and Donald Trump has been looking more orange than ever.

Trying to convince Americans that he's not afraid of Bob Mueller's investigation into Russia's involvement in the 2016 election.



And that Hillary Clinton should be the one trembling in her boots.

But sadly for Trump, Bob Mueller doesn't seem to agree.