Donald Trump, the Joker, and the Toddler Pageant

Donald Trump remember what happened yesterday for a long long time, maybe even forever. 

For by the time the day was over, he must have felt he was trapped in a bad Batman movie, and they were calling him The Joker and The Toddler.

First Robert Mueller arrested his old buddy, the  grubby old Penguin Roger Stone. 



Which as you can see left Trump trembling with anger, and paranoia.

Then he was humiliated by Nancy Pelosi. Again.

Donald Trump's Turbulent Day on the Campaign Trail

When Donald Trump boarded his massive private jet yesterday he must have been feeling pretty good. He was still leading the Republican race to the White House.

And police in North Carolina had decided NOT to charge him with inciting violence at one of his rallies. 

But then came the turbulence. And it was all down hill from then on.

Starting with this report on Fox News.

Ann Coulter and the Blogging Tories

Dr Roy, the humungous idiot from the Blogging Tories, wants you to know that he really really hates Pierre Trudeau.

But really really REALLY loves Ann Coulter.

Ann Coulter recognized me from her Canadian tour and greeted me with a hug.

Her speech was pretty funny. She expressed her views against same sex marriage in a respectful way.

And isn't it exciting to think that other Blogging Tories, like Uncle Fred from Gay and Right were there? And that Uncle Erik, living in dignified isolation in rural Ontario, also thought the Con whore with the humungous Adams's apple, was absolutely fabulous.

Until you read what she actually said.

In one of a series of racially insensitive remarks that pervaded her speech, Coulter added, "Marriage is not a civil right. You're not black."

In addition to her comments about civil rights, she also accused single parents of breeding muggers and blamed the decline in marriage in the African-American community on welfare, "the subsidization of single parenting" and overly liberal child support laws.

And then you have to wonder if Dr Roy knows what the word "respectful" means? And if those old Con queens are crazy or just masochists.

This is the same Coulter, of course, who is comfortable with the word "faggot," wrote that Rick Santorum's comparison of gay sex to bestiality is an "indisputably true point," told an interviewer that sexually active gay men should "feel guilty about it," and mocked the "irritating lesbian" teenager in Tennessee who wanted to bring her girlfriend to senior prom.

And after that what more can you say eh?

Except to point out to Uncle Erik that when he graces his blog with this quote:

We recognize that simply being in the room is not enough, but you have to crawl before you can walk, and walk before you can run.

He's neatly summing up the difference between his pathetic Con queens and the new gay generation.

We think Ann Coulter is a racist, homophobic, Con whore.

We prefer Canada to Amerika eh?

And we don't crawl for ANYONE...

Ann Coulter and the Calgary Rednecks

Well I see the Con hooker Ann Coulter has received a rapturous redneck reception in Calgary.

And since it's the Hate Capital of Canada she chose her targets carefully:

The closest she came to targeting any minorities was when she cracked three or four jokes about gay activists. At one point she criticized how gays compared their struggle to that of segregated blacks.

"You'd think there were ‘straights-only' water fountains," she said. "As if a gay male would ever drink non-bottled water."

And why am I not surprised?

"It's quite a country you have here," Coulter told Evan Solomon, host of Power & Politics, on CBC News Network on Thursday. "I'm more determined than ever to turn pretty much from Calgary through the west into the 51st state now. We got to save the good Canadians."

Answer: because Coulter and Calgary go together like shit and toilet paper. Alberta already is the 51st state.

And if she really annexed that one-party redneck province I would be so grateful, I'd buy her a rubber dicky ducky.

On the other hand this really bugs me.

Because all Francois Houle ever did was warn Coulter that this was Canada not Amerika. The organizers cancelled the University of Ottawa rally. And do these professors really believe that a university should be a place for hate speech ?

And while we're at it why aren't all these Free Speechers in our right wing media more exercised about what is happening to free speech thanks to our Con government?

It's always great fun to see conservatives getting all worked up about freedom of speech, as they did over the dust-up between Ann Coulter and the University of Ottawa...but you have to wonder if the right-siders are missing something – as in perhaps drumming up as much noise on their own government's record on freedom of speech. It's a record worth a look.

Instead of following Coulter around like groupies, and licking her like a pork chop.

And when will they ever learn that when you direct public insults at already marginalized groups it's not freedom of speech. It just adds fuel to the flames of bigotry and diminishes and endangers lives.

Marginalizing minorities not heroic or debating anything. It's cowardly, ugly, and EVIL. Which is why we the marginalized will not put up with it. And why I'm with him.

While the middle-aged wring their hands about the anti-Coulter protests, there's a lesson to be learned from the youth. The students at the University of Ottawa who put their boots to the ground in protest clearly and forcefully expressed their view that Coulter's racism, her homophobia, or her penchant for glib sound bites about how torture should be a televised spectator sport had no place on an enlightened, multicultural Canadian college campus in 2010--at least not on theirs, if anywhere in a civilized society.

They said No thanks. Take it back where you came from. It's not welcome here. It isn't that the students, or the university, were "afraid" of her right to free speech. They just weren't that into her.

So when a hatemongering RepubliCon hooker from Amerika comes to Canada to attack us. Like they attack gays and Muslims and all kinds of other people in her degenerated country.

And all these old white straight men in the media drool all over Annie and call her a victim.

And gang up on the decent and very Canadian Francois Houle.

I say the hooker can say what she wants ....or go play with her rubber dicky ducky.

But as for those yankee- licking Free Speech Screamers... If the hooker turns them on that much.

Why don't they give her a call?



But we are better than that. And more Canadian.

We think she's a skanky bigot.

And we will RESIST...

Ann Coulter and the Hungry Hole

Well I see there's a Big Debate going on about Ann Coulter's undignified retreat from Ottawa last night.

But not in my mind. As far as I'm concerned the students had every right to confront someone who attacks them or their friends. There is no evidence any of them were violent.

CTV's Daniele Hamamdjian said "a combination of overcapacity and utter disorganization" contributed to the collapse of the event.

"It was a disaster in terms of just organization, which is probably one of the reasons why it was cancelled,"

And besides having that ridiculous nerd Ezra Levant claim what happened was ugly and un-Canadian is almost as funny as this picture.











Because he's the stinky product of the bowels of Amerika. There's nothing quite as ugly as Ezra ugh-ly. And the whole thing sounds like a publicity stunt by the Pay Pal Mob.

I do however want to apologize to my readers for that Ann Coulter post I wrote the other night.

Because it really doesn't matter whether the fascist Con hooker is male or female. I shouldn't have mentioned that controversial issue. And I'm sorry about that.

In fact I'm sorry about a lot of things....especially after reading what she said about me and my brothers.

The conservative provocateur mocked gay men last night, saying there are two things they can’t do – “get married to each other” (they can in Canada and some American states) and “throw a baseball without looking like a girl.”

Because now I feel I should have been harder on her. And I mean HARD.

But what I notice about myself only on reflection, Ann Coulter seemed to recognize and respond to in an instant, like a puma recognizes an injured giselle. For Ann Coulter is a predator. A predator with a hungry asshole.

Because one good turn deserves another eh? Although I'll try to do better next time.

If there is a next time.

Muahahahaha.

In the meantime, I want to try to make up for that original post, by explaining why that homophobic racist Con hooker says the evil things she does.

For money AND Satan.

By telling you this tragic scary bedtime story...


OK. Satan said it, I didn't.

But he should know eh?

Bye bye Annie Hitler Hooker. Have a safe trip back to Amerika or Alberta.

Facing backwards on a burro...or a camel.

And don't bother coming back...

The Cons and the Day of Infamy

Well what can I say that others haven't said? Except that this is an absolute disgrace.

Liberal MP Bob Rae's motion concerning a maternal health initiative at this summer's G8 summit was nominally supported by all three opposition parties in the Commons, but was defeated 144-138 when a number of Liberal MPs failed to show up for the vote.

Three staunchly pro-life Liberals also voted with the Tories

A death sentence for poor women everywhere. An assault on Canadian values. And what makes it even worse is that it's a mix of evil and STUPIDITY.

But who can be surprised? When the Harper Cons have been raping the rights of women from the moment they came to office.

And the Liberals have been too weak and disorganized to hit them where it hurts. The silly stoopid clowns.

But I'm not going to dwell on that tonight, because I don't want to take my eyes off the real enemy.

And the lesson has never been clearer.

If we are going to defeat these Bush fascists we are going to have to do it ourselves. Like these Canadians did tonight.

By warning the skanky whore Ann Coulter that this is Canada not Amerika.

In America everybody wants to be black. The feminists want to be black, the illegal aliens want to be black, the gays want to be black," she said

"There are only two things gay men can't do. Number one, get married to each other. Number two, throw a baseball without looking like a girl."

And in Canada gays and feminists fight back. And we will RESIST.

Because now more than ever to resist is to be CANADIAN.















And this is now a WAR.

Think of a desperately poor woman dying in agony because she couldn't afford birth control or couldn't get a safe abortion. Think of her hungry children. Think of her pain and our SHAME.

Then defeat them, crush them, send them back to Amerika.

Before they destroy our country...

Ann Coulter's Hooker Tour of Canada

Well I see the ridiculous RepubliCon hooker Ann Coulter is in Canada tonight. Flexing his her boyish buns and being provocative.

“By the time I leave Canada I expect them to repeal socialized medicine and kick out Quebec,” Coulter wrote in an e-mail Sunday to The Free Press.

Because that old hooker will say ANYTHING for money.

And I also see that the equally ridiculous Con bore Mark Steyn says Coulter is asking for it. And he's outraged. I mean OUTRAGED.

As I say, be polite but withering. He has after all explicitly threatened a visitor to Canada from a friendly country in a manner more suited to banana republic police chiefs.

And, if he insists his threats are not mere masturbatory posturing, tell him to contact Chief Commissar Jennifer Lynch, QC direct, and advise her that I'll be covering the hearing.

Yawn.

And I'm sure our own Speechy Weechy Warriors are OUTRAGED too. Because Coulter is such a good friend of Canada.

"They better hope the United States doesn't roll over one night and crush them," she said on Hannity & Colmes in 2004. "They're lucky they're allowed to be on the same continent as the United States."

And I bet those Cons would LOVE to roll over, have the RepubliCon hooker put on some pointy heels, and walk all over them.

As for yours truly... I think La Coulter should be allowed to make a fool out of himself herself. Because better a hooker than a martyr eh?

Besides it's always useful for the Cons to show us how AmeriCon they are.

And I'd give ANYTHING to see Kathy Shaidle show Coulter how much she admires him her.

And then if we don't like what he she says, we can tell him her what we think.

Or send the RepubliCon hooker a love letter.

Like Henry Rollins did...



Because after that what can you say eh?

Except that I know Cons in university tend to be ugly, dumb, horny and frustrated.

But this is OUTRAGEOUS !!!!!

Ann Coulter and the Christian Clowns

I see the crazy Christian, right-wing bitch goddess, and Nazi Republican hooker Ann Coulter continues to burn up the internet.

With some of the shit storm trenchant.

Is this a chicken-and-egg thing? because does she get a lot of media attention because we give it to her or does she say things so she'll get the media attention? At some point, why don't shows just not book her?

And some of it.....blunt.

Yikes!! I could never write anything like that. But then as I told you the other day, I'm staying out of it. I've run out of insults.

As a gay boy all I can do now is to try to stop staring at that shemale's boyish buns....




















So Sébastien doesn't whup me for having impure thoughts like this guy.

But of course none of this has stopped the diseased religious fanatics from claiming she's just a good Christian.

Newsflash for secular humanists who adhere to the credo of relativism: Christians worth their salt believe they have the one true religion and the greatest happiness both in this world and in the next comes with accepting the Truth, and living it.

Newsflash for religious fanatics...shove your phony salty "Truth" up your OWN asses . And instead of telling others to perfect themselves. Why don't you spend a little more time trying to perfect YOURSELVES?

“I only pretended I was gay to study how priests are seduced,” said Mgr Stenico, a frequent guest on television programmes discussing religious issues. “There are people who go after them . . . I really believe there is a diabolical plan by groups of Satanists.”

In the Vatican?

Wait. Make that a LOT of time.

An Illinois man who worked as a "Christian clown" named Klutzo was arrested yesterday on child pornography charges for allegedly taking naked photographs of young boys at a Philippines orphanage.

He also reported being an ordained minister who has been involved in pastoral ministry, Christian education and camping, and evangelism since 1967.

Uh oh...not Christian camping...

And didn't you just LOVE the video of Klutzo in the House of Boy....I mean Joy? And the catchy tune?

"If anybody looks at me let them see Jesus."

And this delicious titbit....or dickbit:

"In one Internet posting on a missionary outreach site, Carlock sought to volunteer at an overseas orphanage "doing any tasks that I am capable of doing. Wife cannot come due to work."

Surprise. Surprise. Geezus in a tortilla..... you gotta hand it to these crazy right wingers and religious fanatics.

They may be hypocrites, homophobes, Nazis, and perverts.

But they sure are HILARIOUS...













Muah. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha....

Ann Coulter and the Poop in the Pool

I see the right-wing shemale bitch goddess Ann Coulter is back on the street peddling her skanky wares.

Good Lord....or Heil Hitler. What are we going to do with that nymphomaniacal Nazi hooker? First she tries to fuck the left. Then she started hanging out with the gay porn star Matt Sanchez.

Now she's fucking herself.

Clearly, Ann Coulter needs a wake-up call about the power of words to injure others and fuel hatred. She needs an education, too, about the roots of anti-Semitism.

It is fair to say that the rails leading to Auschwitz were greased by precisely the opinion Coulter expressed on American television this week.

She got away with insulting gays, or calling for Muslims to be deported. But she won't get away with that.

Just don't tell her faithful groupies....because they're still kissing her ass.

But then he would. You know with all that jebesus spouting gibberish it's scary enough to think he's a doctor. But if the Royster loses any more I.Q. points we're going to have to water him like a geranium. Or flush him like a turd.

As for me I've written so much about Ann Coulter I must confess I've run out of insults. I mean after skanky homophobe nazi hooker what more can you say about her?

So I thought I'd let Henry Rollins just say it for me....again..



Hmmm....you know that was EXCELLENT. But a bit too intellectual.

I mean you can't expect Dr Roy and The Nazi Hooker's Fan Club to understand some of those fancy words.

So I think I'm going to have to explain to those conservatards just how much trouble their bitch goddess is in.

By using a simpler....and cruder example...



You know seeing the skanky nazi homophobe hooker drowning in a pool of her own bile would be REALLY great.

But seeing her drown in a pool of her own shit ....while her shrinking band of pathetic right-wing groupies suck and blow like carp.

Will be even MORE enjoyable....

Jack Layton and the Great Pretenders

I'm glad to see Jack Layton has surfaced again. I must admit I'm relieved. I was afraid he had gone back to his old job....selling useless stuff...for dummies. Or was trapped in the basement of the House of Monkeys propping up Great Fat Leader's neocon government... and catching his farts.

There was a brief Jack and Olivia sighting. But it didn't really count....because nobody noticed.

".....the assembled media horde in its entirety included the following: one (1) TV cameraman; one (1) girl from a local radio station; and one (1) reporter from a national magazine.....

These sorts of orchestrated events are awkward at the best of times. But there is perhaps nothing more uncomfortable than watching a man of conviction plead a seemingly important message to an audience of three ....."

Whattsamatta with the dumbo media? Don't they recognize a train wreck when they see one?

But now Jack is back...and with a whole bunch of pre-election ads.

Hmmm.....I don't think they are as good as that.... I think Robert is just suffering from post traumatic purge syndrome...and who can blame him? Although he seems to be recovering... nicely.

But at least Jack's ads are positive...unlike the scummy neocon ones. At least he's selling his own stuff now. And at least Jack is Jack.

Which is more than I can say for Stephen Harper and Stephane Dion who seem to be playing some kind of bizarre game....where each pretends to be the other.

On the one hand you have Great Fat leader pretending to be an environmentalist instead of an oil pimp and climate change denier.

Plodding through one wood after the other, trying to convince Canadians he's really a moderate. So he can fool people into giving him a majority....and then eat them alive.

A charming little pantomime where Harper gets to play the big bad wolf...and dum Canadians get to play Little Red Riding Hood.










You know.... now that the census has told us how many people live in this country.... if Harper ever gets a majority we should be able to calculate the exact number of crazies and dummies down to the very last loser.

Which reminds me...if you think Stephen Harper's performance as a Dion-like eco-geek is outrageous. Get ready for the nerd Dion's unlikely role as a Harper-like crime fighter.














Oh I don't know....maybe if they chubbed the wacky professor up a bit.....gave him a bolo hat ...a weird mustache and a bow tie... and taught him English....he could play Hercule Poirot. And at least try to solve the mystery of who killed the Liberals...and who got the dough?

But you know what I mean...what kind of an upside down world do we live in? Where image is everything...and nothing is what it appears to be. And even the right-wing freakoids at Fox News don't know what to do with the neocon bitch goddess Ann Coulter...




Will it work? Maybe. Anything is possible in the age of the Great Pretenders.

If Stephen Harper can pretend to be a born-again environmentalist, and Stephane Dion can pretend to be a born-again crime fighter. Then Ann Coulter can pretend to be a woman. And Jack can just be Jack...instead of a take no prisoners neocon giant killer.

Too fucking bad....