Monday, October 15, 2007

Ann Coulter and the Christian Clowns

I see the crazy Christian, right-wing bitch goddess, and Nazi Republican hooker Ann Coulter continues to burn up the internet.

With some of the shit storm trenchant.

Is this a chicken-and-egg thing? because does she get a lot of media attention because we give it to her or does she say things so she'll get the media attention? At some point, why don't shows just not book her?

And some of it.....blunt.

Yikes!! I could never write anything like that. But then as I told you the other day, I'm staying out of it. I've run out of insults.

As a gay boy all I can do now is to try to stop staring at that shemale's boyish buns....

So S├ębastien doesn't whup me for having impure thoughts like this guy.

But of course none of this has stopped the diseased religious fanatics from claiming she's just a good Christian.

Newsflash for secular humanists who adhere to the credo of relativism: Christians worth their salt believe they have the one true religion and the greatest happiness both in this world and in the next comes with accepting the Truth, and living it.

Newsflash for religious fanatics...shove your phony salty "Truth" up your OWN asses . And instead of telling others to perfect themselves. Why don't you spend a little more time trying to perfect YOURSELVES?

“I only pretended I was gay to study how priests are seduced,” said Mgr Stenico, a frequent guest on television programmes discussing religious issues. “There are people who go after them . . . I really believe there is a diabolical plan by groups of Satanists.”

In the Vatican?

Wait. Make that a LOT of time.

An Illinois man who worked as a "Christian clown" named Klutzo was arrested yesterday on child pornography charges for allegedly taking naked photographs of young boys at a Philippines orphanage.

He also reported being an ordained minister who has been involved in pastoral ministry, Christian education and camping, and evangelism since 1967.

Uh oh...not Christian camping...

And didn't you just LOVE the video of Klutzo in the House of Boy....I mean Joy? And the catchy tune?

"If anybody looks at me let them see Jesus."

And this delicious titbit....or dickbit:

"In one Internet posting on a missionary outreach site, Carlock sought to volunteer at an overseas orphanage "doing any tasks that I am capable of doing. Wife cannot come due to work."

Surprise. Surprise. Geezus in a tortilla..... you gotta hand it to these crazy right wingers and religious fanatics.

They may be hypocrites, homophobes, Nazis, and perverts.

But they sure are HILARIOUS...

Muah. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha....


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JJ said...

Simon, go watch the Rude Pundit at waterboy's blog. Hilarious!