Give them a two four, a pick up truck, and a baseball bat on a Saturday night and all they'll do is drive themselves happy. Take out a few mailboxes. And then pass out in their own vomit.... without hurting anyone.
But apparently I was wrong. Meet the Asian bashing rednecks of Sutton, Ontario.
Local youth call it "nippertipping."
It consists of locals driving around in the middle of the night, looking for cars parked near piers, docks and bridges. They then creep up behind fishermen and shove them into the lake. Sometimes the fishermen's gear is tossed in or damaged.
Some townspeople say it's been happening for decades, occasionally triggering gossip but nothing more.
"It's been happening since I was young – nippertipping," said the 20-year-old. "Everybody talks about doing it – `Oh, I went down to the docks the other night and roughed up some Asians.'
Isn't that disgusting?
And what makes it even worse is that despite the fact that EVERYONE knew what was going on... police DIDN'T consider it a hate crime. Can you believe that?
I guess they didn't expect Asian Canadians to fight back. But they did. Good for them. And now the police have changed their minds.
I hope these cowardly redneck criminals are caught and severely punished.
I also hope that the "good people" of Sutton take the time to reflect upon why something as ugly as "niptipping" has being going on in their community for so long without anybody speaking out ...or doing ANYTHING about it.
And to help these rubes work their way through this difficult time I thought I'd send them an instructional video.To show them some of the many other ways rednecks can have fun without hurting anyone...
Oh yeah...rednecks are funny. Who knew you could turn a stolen supermarket cart into a portable barbecue?
But cowardly racist bullies who think "niptipping" is funny are just disgusting.
And Canada's shame...