Michelle Rempel's Monstrous Cannibal BBQ

When I heard that Michelle Rempel had hosted a BBQ for declared and potential Con leadership candidates, I knew it would be a ghastly story.

I knew it couldn't have been a pig roast, for obvious reasons.

But who knew it was such a cannibal affair?



And that they would all be trying to cook, and presumably eat, Justin Trudeau. 

Contenders for the federal Conservative leadership tossed out partisan red meat to local party members at a Tory barbecue Saturday afternoon as they roasted Justin Trudeau’s Liberal government.

But sadly for those Cons, they only succeeding in cooking themselves. Or revealing that it's still the Harper Party, and they're still his little monsters.

With Andrew Scheer trying to pretend he's a nice guy. While putting down the Liberals, the poor, and our aboriginal people.

Nobody doubts the sincere motives of all these do-gooders, these bleeding hearts. We think they’re misguided but we don’t think they’re bad people,” said Scheer. “In fact, their ideas are not full of compassion. There is nothing compassionate about getting people addicted to welfare or stuck on First Nations reserves.”

And revealing himself to be not only a religious fanatic, but also a right-wing extremist.

And making it only too clear why Stephen Harper made him his Speaker...



And why he was always Great Fallen Leader's faithful stooge or tiresome robot.

Then there was Tony Clement attacking the "liberal elites" for the handling of our foreign affairs.

“They’re cozying up to Putin, who invaded Ukraine and is threatening our north, they want to make friends with the Iranian government that supports terrorism around the world and bow to Chinese communists when they come visiting our country...”

Sounding like the demon child of Stephen Harper and Jason Kenney. And trying to make us believe that he knows something about foreign affairs...



And even more absurdly, trying to have us believe that he's morally fit to run for office. Which coming from the Gazebo King of Muskoka couldn't be more ridiculous.

But despite that, I thought it was Kellie Leitch who REALLY made a fool of herself. By claiming that Justin Trudeau should have turned up sooner at the Fort McMurray fire. 

And that because he waited until the fire was over, that only proved that his government didn't share the Con's Canadian values.

The former labour minister slammed Trudeau for not coming sooner to Fort McMurray in the aftermath of its devastating wildfire and said the prime minister doesn’t represent Canadian values of working hard and taking care of others. 

 “The Trudeau government does not have that same approach. They don’t live these values that we have,” said Leitch, a physician who is originally from Fort McMurray but is the MP for the Ontario riding of Simcoe-Grey.

When in fact if Trudeau had turned up too soon, the Cons would have portrayed him as they are doing today.

Happy #NationalSelfieDay, @JustinTrudeau! #cdnpoli #SelfieDay https://t.co/pYz3g02FwE

— Conservative Party (@CPC_HQ) June 21, 2016

As only those PMO cretins could.

Trying to go after Justin Trudeau, only to make Rempel and Clement look even more foolish...



If that's possible.

And Kellie Leitch is the LAST person in Canada to talk about our Canadian values...



After violating them in such a barbaric manner.

But then course she's desperate, and would do ANYTHING to be Con leader...



And all this BBQ proved was that the Cons have the most mediocre group of leadership candidates that party, and this country, have ever known.

And give them a little time, and they'll be eating each other...



And as for their intended victim Justin Trudeau, well he's doing just fine. He's still incredibly popular. 

And was last spotted paddling happily down the Ottawa River in his father's buckskin jacket.



Honouring our beautiful aboriginal people, and heading for what even this Con scribbler admits will be a sunny summer.

And I dare say his old man would have been proud of him.

For if Justin hadn't defeated those ghastly Cons, they would be eating us alive by now.

But instead they're drowning in their own evil banality. The Trudeau haters are screaming with frustration.

And we're all paddling down the river of life, heading for a better, more Canadian, and almost certainly Con-free future.

Thank God almighty, have a great summer everybody !!!

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