Thursday, August 28, 2014

The Incredibly Incompetent Comic Adventures of Peter Dumbo MacKay

OK. Before I write another word, I want to make one thing perfectly clear eh? I'm biased.

I have ALWAYS had a very poor opinion of Peter Dumbo MacKay.

From the moment he was suckered into selling out the Progressive Conservative Party to the Reform Alliance. 

And became Stephen Harper's hapless stooge, or useful idiot.

To the ghastly moment not long ago when he tried to smear the Chief Justice by accusing her of making an improper phone call she never made...

And he knew it.

And then of course there are all the others things he screwed up.

For who can forget how he botched the F-35 project because among other things he couldn't count...

Or how he tried to lie to us about that expensive boondoggle more times than WE could count.

Or how about when we complained that his so-called cyber bullying bill, was just a sinister attempt to invade our privacy. 

And he accused US of being bullies...

When we were right, it is a police state bill, and HE is the bully. Or the zombie.

Or our would be Big Brother Bubbah.

And then of course there was the cringingly sexist moment when he suggested that women had too many domestic responsibilities and not enough time, to be able or want to be judges...

Although he clearly had enough time when he was Defence Minister to borrow another government plane, or helicopter, and go fishing.

And I know I will NEVER forget how he sent one message to the men in his office, and one to the women.

"By the time many of you have arrived at the office in the morning, you’ve already changed diapers, packed lunches, run after school buses, dropped kids off at daycare, taken care of an aging loved one and maybe even thought about dinner."

All but suggesting that they were made to cook, raise kids, and/or play with doll houses...

When in fact he's the Dumbo Doll who should be living in a doll house.


Although that reminds me of the time he borrowed a neighbour's dog, to try to make Belinda Stronach feel bad about breaking up with him...

And I'd rather not talk about that eh? I'm a huge dog lover, and it's just too HORRIBLE.


Although to be fair, not as horrible as his Reform crusade to throw even MORE young Canadians in jail for the "crime" of smoking marijuana.

Or smear Justin Trudeau to please his depraved leader.

With his insane reefer madness...

Even though when he was younger he was a poster boy for binge drinking...

And is no model today for ANYONE except hypocrites. And Dumbos.

Which brings me to the present and the way he's handling the prostitution file. By first coming up with a bill that made the life of sex workers more not less dangerous...

And then somehow forgetting to invite those whose lives he would endanger to his one-sided or square round table. 

Over the past month, Justice Minister Peter MacKay has been not-so-quietly crisscrossing the country, holding closed-door confabs with what his department describes as "criminal justice system stakeholders.

One subset of stakeholders that doesn't seem to have been given a seat at the minister's roundtable, however, are the current and former sex workers who fear those new laws will have precisely the opposite effect on their community.

Which is bad enough. Or criminal enough in my book to make him unfit to remain in office.

But of course this is the absolute LIMIT.

Justice Minister Peter MacKay says he was showing support for an Afghan veteran when he posed for a photo at a Conservative Party fundraiser wearing a T-shirt bearing the logo of the National Firearms Association, a pro-gun lobby group. 

The photo shows MacKay standing with two people and wearing a black shirt with the image of a maple leaf attached to a military-style assault rifle. The NFA's slogan — "No Compromise" — appears under the logo.

Now he's the poster boy for some group of fanatics who want to REPEAL what's left of our gun laws ??????

And he's the JUSTICE MINISTER ??????

OMG. Dumbo please, put down that bong AND that semi-automatic rifle, and come  out slowly with your hands up.

I mean really, what was he thinking?

Is he capable of thinking?

And what t-shirt will he wear next?

This one?

Or this one?

But of course it doesn't really matter. I think I've made my case.

Stephen Harper's foul Con regime is not a government, it's a JOKE.

And Peter MacKay is too dumb and too incompetent to be the Minister of ANYTHING.

And should either resign or be fired immediately...

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Alison said...

Oh dear.

Ericka Clarke : "No photo shop! I was there he wore the shirt for real and I gave it to him plus a pin."

So perhaps Airshow MacKay was not showing support for a wounded vet after all, huh.

lagatta à montréal said...

Has he been down to "Bullets and Burgers", a name too strange for the Onion, where a nine-year old girl accidentally killed her instructor with a Uzi?

And far too many young people have died in the stupid drinking game he and his friends were involved in.

Steve said...

Little Peetey is a special case.