Wednesday, September 08, 2010

The Porky Plan and the Madness of the Cons

Holy bacon roll. Just call me The Prophet eh? I knew Stephen Harper and his porker Cons could get away with almost ANYTHING.

I knew they could squat over our Parliament, grunt loudly like only Cons can. And take one steamy dump after the other. I knew they could conceal torture, violate human rights, lie about everything, splatter our streets with the blood of the innocent by killing the gun registry. And STILL run away with the truth.

But I ALWAYS predicted that what would finally bring them down was their stinky Porky Action Plan.

Civil servants across Canada were ordered by the Harper government to document every single sign posted anywhere promoting the federal economic stimulus plan, The Canadian Press has learned.

Golly. Can believe that ? They couldn't count Canadians for the census. But they could count their vote buying signs. And I mean COUNT them...

Eighteen departments and agencies are involved, including the country's over-stretched food inspection agency, fisheries and oceans officials, health, public safety and environment workers and Parks Canada employees.

Think about it. This is MADNESS. Like Captain Queeg in The Caine Mutiny turning his ship upside down looking for some missing strawberries. It must have cost MILLIONS.

And it could only come from the mind of a control freak/ tinpot dictator/bully like Stephen Harper.

The government was so concerned with the placement of “Economic Action Plan” signage that Prime Minister Stephen Harper received briefing notes on the sign count from Canada’s top civil servant.

For whom our money is no object when it comes to buying votes. 

The Big Lie RULES.

The truth is what he says it is...

And anybody who disagrees is DEMONIZED.

The good news? This is BEFORE the Auditor General completes her report on the Porky Action Plan. Because can you imagine what she is going to say about all that porky poop.

A data-extraction analysis by Ottawa Citizen reporter Glen McGregor and Halifax Chronicle-Herald reporter Stephen Maher last October found that 57 per cent of the stimulus money the government had committed for large projects to that point went to ridings held by Conservative Party of Canada MPs. Their report said the difference then between government and opposition ridings was most pronounced in Quebec, where Conservative ridings received 22 per cent of large projects even though the party holds only 13 per cent of ridings.

I don't think she's going to call Stephen Harper a good money manager eh?  I think she's going to scream SOOOOOOOOOOOOEY !!!!!!

Which reminds me...anyone who questions my totally awesome prophetic powers from now on, can go gag themselves with a pork chop eh?

Because I got those hogs on TAPE. 


So now that I'm a certified prophet...the Nostradamus of Montreal...I'm predicting a porky BBQ. Soon.

Mmmmmmmmm....after all these lean years.

Won't that be YUMMY?

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