Tuesday, November 18, 2008
The Day they Called me a Homophobe
Golly. I've been called a lot of names in my life. From Mr Faggot and Mr Poof for my gay gorgeousness, to Mr Telephone Pole for the size of my....um....intellect.
But I think I can honestly say....cross my heart....I've NEVER been called an intolerant homophobe.
And I'm speechless. I can't help but feel I'm not WORTHY. So I think I'll leave the good Dr Dawg to deal with Small Dead Chihuahuas.
While I deal with Diogenes.
By sending him a little note...in a discreet brown paper envelope.
With love from one gay guy to another...
I was sorry to hear that you took offence at my mild criticism of Uncle Fred's new cabaret Gay Dominion.
And of course even sorrier to note that you've been used like a tool by the bigots at the Chihuahua Factory.
And I just want to say that if I had known it was you who came up with that awful name, I wouldn't have slagged it. Just suggested something better like La Con Aux Folles.
However, brother, I do think you exaggerate a bit when you say this:
What happens when gays have the audacity to announce that they support the Conservative Party of Canada? They get compared to black klansmen and Jewish Nazis, called "Uncle Toms" or compared to black minstrels tap-dancing for "massa". They are subjected to the most outrageous, condescending and offensive smears I can imagine.
I have never encountered from Conservatives who know I am gay the animosity and vitriol directed at me by gays who find out I'm a Conservative.
I mean PUH- LEAZE. Who do you think you are? St Sebastian of the Con Closet Queens?
At least he's HOT....I mean he WAS.
But seriously Dio what really annoys me is not that you're a Conservative Party supporter. What really pisses me off is that you and the others like you spend all your time attacking the gay movement. And always seem to be apologizing about being gay.
But still I could NEVER hate you like those homophobic Cons do. Your so-called friends. Oh sure they LOVE it when you attack us. But they laugh at you behind your back, and hate you just as much as they HATE the rest of us.
You can pretend otherwise, or hide behind your ridiculous slogan:
"Each individual should allow reason to guide his conduct, or like an animal, he will need to be lead by a leash."
But the fact is you're the one on the leash. These homophobes are just using you Dio. Like Kate just did. Taking you WALKIES. While you wag your tail, and beg them to love you...or give you a treat.
So please let's not play the martyr anymore. I'm sorry to say you're just a gay stooge.
So if you didn't like that video of what you call those "happy tap dancing negroes." At the Gay Dominion Cabaret.
How about this one?
Mammy. Mammy. Massa. Massa. I'm just a poor gay Con. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles....and a pat on the head. Now gimme a watermelon !!!!!!!!
Enjoy it. And don't forget to spit out the seeds. Eh?
Which only leaves me with something to say to Krazy Kate at Small Dead Chihuahuas.
Which is a real problem.
Because I don't speak her language.
But luckily he does....
So there. Take THAT.
Oh boy. Isn't it great to be gay, lefty, and FREE? Woof. Woof. The bigots can call me a homophobe, And bombard me with ugly messages. But I don't give a shit.
Because with opponents like that. And their gay stooges.
How can we possibly LOSE?