I'm sure you've all heard about that unholy brawl at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre.
Israeli police had to break up a fist fight that erupted between Greek and Armenian Orthodox clergymen at one of Christianity's holiest sites.
Brawls are not uncommon at the church, which is uneasily shared by various Christian denominations.
When police arrived to break up the fight, some were reportedly beaten back by worshippers using palm fronds.
But you really have to see it to believe it...
Gawd. What would Jesus say? Would he agree with H.L. Mencken?
"Religion is the greatest fomenter of hatred in the history of mankind."
BTW do you think that next time they could give the monks baseball bats instead of palm fronds to beat each other up?
Or holy cream pies?
Because that would be even BETTER.
Encore. Encore. More. More....