Monday, December 22, 2008
The Pope, the Gays, and the Rainforest
Golly it's a MIRACLE !!!!! It looks like the Vatican rat has turned into a rainforest monkey.
Pope Benedict XVI has said that saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behaviour is just as important as saving the rainforest from destruction.
"If tropical forests deserve our protection, humankind... deserves it no less," the 81-year-old pontiff said, calling for "an ecology of the human being."
So now we're not just a threat to straight marriage, we're a threat to humanity. Great.
Oh boy. I KNEW it was going to be a Gay Christmas at the Vatican.
So all I can say tonight is I just wish someone would slip that closeted old monkey a banana. Because he really NEEDS one eh?
Or introduce him to a fascist organ grinder so they can sing Hitler Youth songs together. Like that old classic "I BLEW a Bugle for the Fuhrer."
But as for me, all I can offer that deranged bigot....in view of his new found interest in the rain forest.
And his creepy obsession with gay people.
Is my old Tarzan salute....
In fact I think I'll make it my Christmas present to him.
From me AND the rainforest.
Because I'm sure that twisted old queen would LOVE Tarzan. Me Cheetah...you Benny.
And one WANKER deserves another....