Pope Benny and the Holy Hypocrites

Well as you know Pope Benny is heading off into the sunset, or into a former convent on the grounds of the Vatican.

Leaving us to wonder whether his pooped mobile is a mere conduit to well deserved obscurity. Or his getaway car. 

The Vatican has attacked reports in the Italian media linking Pope Benedict XVI's resignation to the alleged discovery of a network of gay prelates as attempts to influence the cardinals in their choice of a new pontiff.

Pope Benny and the Face of Evil

Glory Hallelujah. I see that Pope Benny has decided to take early retirement. 

"After having repeatedly examined my conscience before God, I have come to the certainty that my strengths, due to an advanced age, are no longer suited to an adequate exercise of the Petrine ministry," the Pope said.

Leaving us to wonder whether it was his health, his conscience, or something the butler said. 

Pope Benny and the Gay Plot to Destroy Humanity

When I heard that Pope Benny had described gay marriage as a threat to humanity at first I was shocked.

"This is not a simple social convention, but rather the fundamental cell of every society. Consequently, policies which undermine the family threaten human dignity and the future of humanity itself," he said.

For what would that old monkey know about humanity? And how could a former member of the Hitler Youth make such a genocidal statement?

And then I felt guilty. For NOT being married, but living in sin with my boyfriend. Like Benny and his boyfriend Gorgeous Georg Gänswein. 

Pope Benny and the Male Prostitute

When I heard that Pope Benny was going to allow condoms to prevent AIDS, I was practically paralyzed with shock. Could Benny, like some mummified grub in a musty cocoon, finally be coming alive? Morphing into a butterfly. Or in his case a human.

And then I read the bit about the male prostitute.

In the case of a male prostitute, says Benedict, using a condom to reduce the risk of HIV infection "can be a first step in the direction of moralisation, a first assumption of responsibility, on the way toward recovering an awareness that not everything is allowed and that one cannot do whatever one wants".

And these troubling questions came to mind.

Why is he trying to stigmatize male hookers?  Did  they kill all those straight women in Africa? Or did they die because he told their husbands condoms were sinful?

Is it shite? Is it syphilis? Is he senile? Or is it just subliminal?

And don't you love this?

"The problem was not Benedict, it was others in the Vatican who argued that if you said using condoms was OK in certain situations, it would send out the message that they were approved. This was a PR problem."

Right. A PR problem. While millions died. 

Oh boy. What is it about religion and sex that makes hypocrisy so disgusting?

A pastor who said Facebook was a “portal to infidelity” and told married church leaders to delete their accounts or resign once testified that he had a three-way sexual relationship with his wife and a male church assistant.

Miller said the dalliances — which occurred in the Millers’ home — sometimes took place during Thursday Bible study meetings and Sundays after church. But the minister said the encounters “came to a crashing halt” when several women in the church accused the assistant of having sex with them.

Gawd. Three is sinful. Four is an orgy. One more hypocritical religious fanatic in the jacuzzi and they can call it a religious experience.

But seriously, I'd love to see Pope Benny burst out of his cocoon, spread his wings, and become more human.

Because it's never too late to become a good person.

But the truth is this rubber dubber changes NOTHING.

Benny is still Benny. Chastity has driven him crazy.

And he's no butterfly...

Pope Benny and the Empty Grave

I see Pope Benny has ended his blitzkrieg visit to Britain, but not before causing a scandal by comparing atheists to Nazis.

When in fact the Pope was a Nazi.

















And Hitler was a Catholic.

But to me the most grotesque thing the old homophobe did during his trip to Britain, was slobber all over the memory of Cardinal Newman

After trying to literally pry him apart from the man he loved.

The cardinal repeated on three occasions his desire to be buried with his friend, including shortly before his death in 1890.

"I wish, with all my heart, to be buried in Fr Ambrose St John's grave - and I give this as my last, my imperative will," he wrote, later adding: "This I confirm and insist on."

I guess the thought of two men sharing the same grave must have driven the twisted old closet queen KRAAAAAAAZY..... with jealousy.

So I'm so glad he was disappointed. 

Good for the two men for escaping Benny's clutches. Good for all the people in Britain who turned out to tell the old Nazi what they think of him.

Good for this gay angel...





















For apparently making Benny want to jump out of his Popemobile and blow his ...um... feathers.

And good for my brother in Britain eh?

For promising to buy me this t-shirt.




















You know, if the spirits of those two old lovers are still flitting around.

And they knew what Benny tried to do to them.

I bet they'd want one too...

The Pope and the Flying Statue

I don't know if these two disturbing events are connected.

But Pope Benny did say this:

Pope Benedict XVI yesterday condemned gay marriage and abortion as “among the most insidious and dangerous challenges” to society.

Meeting Catholic charity workers at the shrine, the Pope called for “defence of life” and “indissoluble marriage between a man and a woman” in response to what he described as the dangerous threats of gay marriage and abortion.

And this did happen:



So now that I think about it eh?

"The Pope is fast losing all his sense of moral priorities. Compared to war, poverty and racism, gay marriage is a minor issue. It is not worthy of the Pope's moral outrage. In a world filled with hate and violence, he should be encouraging love and commitment, not denouncing it."

I wouldn't be surprised...

The Vatican's Crimes and the Pope's Song

Now that I've seen what Pope Benny's defenders have to say about those who criticize the way he has handled the world wide pedophile scandal.

The latest round of abuse allegations, only one of which can be said to have occurred on Ratzinger's watch, aren't really about supposed Vatican cover-ups of sexual exploitation of children by clerics. They are yet another effort to discredit the Roman Catholic Church wholesale by people whose beefs with Catholicism rest on entirely different grounds — namely that it forbids abortion and homosexual conduct, it doesn't allow women to be priests, and it requires men who enter the priesthood to remain celibate.

And what this one has to say about those who call Benny and his homophobic minions "men in dresses." As I frequently do. 

It's odd that no one ever uses the word "dresses" to describe the ankle-length liturgical garments worn by Episcopal priests. Nor are Protestant ministers or Jewish rabbis derided as cross-dressers when they don long robes for religious services. Has anyone ever called the Dalai Lama "a man in a dress"? Or Genghis Khan? Not unless you wanted to see your ribcage sliced into salami by a scimitar.

I have to admit I never thought of that. Not Genghis Khan. Not my salami.OMG. But what's wrong with men in dresses anyway? I think they're GORGEOUS.



Although I have to say I'm extremely disappointed to see that the British Foreign office has been forced to apologize grovel for coming up with a list of things Benny might like to do when he visits Britain.

The memorandum, apparently written by staff planning events for the four-day visit by Pope Benedict XVI, suggested he might like to start a helpline for abused children, sack "dodgy" bishops, open an abortion ward, launch his own brand of condoms, preside at a civil partnership, perform forward rolls with children, apologise for the Spanish armada and sing a song with the Queen.

And I'm very sorry to see the perpetrator has been named and shamed.

THE civil servant who sent a "vile" email about the Pope's visit to Britain is an ex-public schoolboy who once listed "drinking a lot" among his hobbies.

Because I thought his ideas were brilliant, especially the ones about sacking "dodgy" bishops and apologizing for the Spanish Armada. Because it's about time eh? 

And then I read this story.

About how he DIDN'T sack them. And I thought of all the women and children and gay people those men in dresses have hurt. 

And now I just want to say.

There may be many good Catholics, but this Pope ain't one of them.

And although I wouldn't use this kind of language myself. And I wouldn't want my boss or my mum to hear it.

I do LOVE this song...



h/t Pharyngula

The Pope, the Jews, and the Gays

I see the Vatican's latest attempt to portray Pope Benny and his Catholic hierarchy as victims rather than enablers has backfired disastrously.

"They're sitting in the papal palace, they're experiencing a little discomfort, and they're going to compare themselves to being rounded up or lined up and sent in cattle cars to Auschwitz?

I mean really. How could they? When the Pope was in the Hitler Youth, and the Catholic Church persecuted Jews for CENTURIES.

And do these hideous old men in dresses really think they can get away with crimes like this one?

Top Vatican officials — including the future Pope Benedict XVI — did not defrock a priest who molested as many as 200 deaf boys, even though several American bishops repeatedly warned them that failure to act on the matter could embarrass the church, according to church files newly unearthed as part of a lawsuit.

Oh boy. I wish I could enjoy what's happening to Pope Benny and his acomplices. But to be honest I can't. I feel sorry for decent Catholics. And the whole story is too sordid and horrible.

I just wish the media coverage would include a mention of Pope Benny's war on gay people. And the way him and his bishops made an oppressed minority appear like the biggest problem in the world.

Because that should have acted as a warning. A warning that these hideous old men were perverting their own religion, and had lost their moral compass.

Now that's obvious. And we should be horrified.

But if homophobia wasn't so popular, more people would have seen it coming...

Pope Benny and the Holy Mob

For some reason this picture of the Pope washing the feet of twelve priests, while the sexual abuse scandal continues to spread, reminds of the scene in The Godfather, when Michael Corleone attends a christening, while his mobsters wipe out the opposition.

Or in the case of Pope Benny's mob, go after the New York Times.

And miss.

In its article Thursday about Levada's remarks, the Times said the allegations "drew on documents obtained from lawyers suing the church that showed that Vatican officials had at first ordered a secret canonical trial, then asked the archdiocese to suspend it after the priest pleaded for leniency to Cardinal Ratzinger.

While the Vatican's pathetic hit spit man Bill Donahue, goes after gay men.

And makes a bigot out of himself, as usual.

Donohue is feeding a hostile climate that gay people continue to face in this country. It's wrong, it's unacceptable, and no credible media outlet should be providing a platform for these kinds of attacks."

As well as an idiot.

A preliminary report commissioned by the nation's Roman Catholic bishops to investigate the clergy sex abuse scandal has found no evidence that gay priests are more likely than heterosexual clergy to molest children.

But what do you expect? Like the Pope he serves Donahue has made a career out of attacking gay people, and trying to whip up hatred against them.

And we don't expect ANYTHING from him or those religious perverts and monsters.

“Nothing surprises me anymore. Homosexuality, which is a disease, has become something normal. They sprout like poisonous mushrooms, and instead of feeling shame they celebrate this plague and the church itself minimalises these sins. Homosexuality itself is not a sin, you can’t punish a sufferer. But it becomes one when the abomination is practised. It’s disgraceful.”

Because we know who they are. We know they are the diseased...the poisonous mushrooms ...the anti-human. We know what so many did to so many helpless children. And how they covered up their plague.

We know the victims of this insane hatred.















Phillip Nelson says he's been tormented for the last month. His apartment was broken in to and his belongings were tossed everywhere. He was even punched in the face while taking out the trash... "They were saying that I should die because I'm gay. They were yelling THE FAG."

We know where that hatred comes from.

And we will fight those bigot bullies FOREVER...

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h/t Yet Another Atheist Blog

The Pope, the Paedophile, and the Prostitutes

Achtung !! Somebody tell Jason Kenney. Pope Benny's all-out war on gay people has been temporarily suspended, while he deals with some pressing personal paedophile problems.

Pope Benedict XVI was directly implicated in a deepening Catholic Church sex abuse scandal for the first time late yesterday following disclosures that he unwittingly approved the transfer a priest who forced an 11-year-old boy to have oral sex.

Consoles his brother.

In Germany alone there have been some 200 reported cases of sexual abuse at more than 29 separate Catholic schools, colleges and other Church-run institutions. They include the famous Regensburger Domspatzen boy's choir which was run by Monsignor Georg Ratzinger, the Pope's brother, for 30 years until 1994. This week, Monsignor Ratzinger has admitted slapping choirboys, but said that was a normal way of keeping discipline. But he denied any knowledge of sexual abuse. At the time, the Pope was still in Germany serving as archbishop of Munich and Freising.

Denies he covered up for sadists and paedophiles. Again.

And chases the male prostitutes out of the Vatican.

Although in that case it must be said that the Gentleman of his Holiness did have very catholic tastes:

Over more than a year of taped conversations, Mr. Ehiem described the physiques of various men to Mr. Balducci. “I have a situation from Naples,” Mr. Ehiem says in one conversation, according to La Repubblica. “I have a situation from Cuba,” he says in another, continuing with “a German who just arrived from Germany,” “two black guys,” “the soccer player” and “the dancer for the RAI” state broadcaster.

But still... I hear the situation is so desperate those horny hypocrites are thinking of cancelling movie night at the Vatican...
















Because appearances are important eh?

And preparing to call in the exorcist. .

When one speaks of 'the smoke of Satan' in the holy rooms, it is all true – including these latest stories of violence and paedophilia."

The devil lives in the Vatican?

Holy Jason Kenney.

Ain't that the TRUTH?



But wait. The decent Catholic who lives with me says this scandal might cause the Nazi Pope to resign.

In that case hold the smoke of Satan. And gimme my party tuque.

Because the devil is in the kitchen...

Benny, Blobby, and the Homophobes

I try to stay away from anti-abortion sites. Because my mum warned me about them.... and I'm allergic to the smell of hate and formaldehyde.

But I couldn't ignore the stench of this steamy little dump from the Big Blue Blob.

Not just because it's so stinky. But also because it's so DUMB.

As if gay kids choose to be gay, like Blobby chose to carry a fetus around like a teddy bear. As if standing up for who they are is what kills them.

When in fact if some gay kids commit suicide it's because they are bullied, beaten and terrorized.

Crucified by the hatred these crazy homophobes and fetus fetishists help stir up against them.

Gay, lesbian and bisexual teenagers are twice as likely to think about killing themselves or to attempt suicide as their heterosexual peers, Montreal researchers have found. But do not blame the sex. Blame society.

But what do you expect? When these religious hatemongers are getting their orders from people like Bishop Fred Henry.

"I thought it was pathetic for a political leader to suggest that abortion is somehow tied to the health of women and children," said Bishop Henry. "It was a particularly crass remark in light of all the orphaned children we now see in Haiti. It was absolutely incredible that he would say that and he is alienating religious people with these comments. This will not win him votes.

You know crazy Uncle Freddy... another great friend of children.

The one who gets his instructions from the twisted old closet queen Pope Benny. Who I see is planning to invade Britain. Again.This time wearing a gold cockroach hat instead of a Nazi helmet. But still acting like a fascist.

Fidelity to the Gospel in no way restricts the freedom of others – on the contrary, it serves their freedom by offering them the truth.

Benny's truth? Our freedom? Mein Gott. Muahahahaha.

Oh boy. I know a lot of decent Catholics...including the person I love the most. But those wretched homophobes aren't even Christians.

I wish they would just shut up and flagellate themselves, like the last Pope did.

Think about it. Blobby might rediscover her humanity, while flogging her teddy bear. Uncle Freddy might reflect on the darkness and the absurdity of his life, while spanking his monkey.

And as for Pope Benny...if he can't be a happy homosexual, maybe he can be a happy sadomasochist.

Or just whip it like DEVO !!!!!














Gawd. It's lucky I believe in the power of love eh? Like Jesus did.

And that gay kids are so beautiful and so strong. And that more and more of them are coming out every day, despite what the bigots do to them.

Because if I was Freddy, Benny, or Blobby.

And I looked at my soul in the mirror.

I'd probably whip myself too...

Pope Benny and the Spider

Three good reasons to declare Pope Benny's tour of the Czech Republic a total BUST.

(1) hardly anybody turned out.

The pope got a tepid response: No posters or billboards promoted his visit, and local media coverage was thin.

That came as no surprise in this nation where polls suggest half the population of 10 million don't believe in God.

(2) The country's top churchman threw in the towel...

In an astonishingly public display of self-deprecation, Cardinal Miloslav Vlk made his confession to reporters, saying: "I have achieved almost nothing during my 20 years" as archbishop.

(3) The Big Question after Benny left was why did he bother to come?

And of course, did the spider go with him?



Now I know some mean people were hoping the spider would bite him. But not me.

I think they make a lovely couple. The arachnid and the homophobe.

May they live happily ever after.

Oh yeah. And one more thing.

Long live the Czech Republic !!!

Mr Harper Goes to the Vatican

When I saw this horrible picture it reminded me of a movie I once saw. Either the Munsters Meet Dracula....or Evita of Arabia.

That is a hijab isn't it ?

But then I remembered it was just the latest installment of that B movie Mr Harper Goes to Europe. The Final Chapter: Pandering to the Pope.

"I expressed my deep appreciation for the Holy Father's moral and humanitarian leadership as an advocate of human dignity, peace and religious liberty, and for the spiritual leadership he provides to Catholics in Canada and throughout the world."

Golly. Human dignity? I bet that's news to most people, including many Catholics.

But then I suppose Great Embarrassing Leader was desperate to get Benny to lift the Curse of the Holy Cracker.














Desperate to get behind closed doors and claim some homophobic Popey points.

For kicking Diane Ablonczy over the rainbow.















And for making it clear that Brad Trost...or Vlad Toast as the Pope lovingly calls him...speaks for him and his reactionary SoCon government.

He defended the review of funding given to Toronto's Pride Week, saying it was "important that programs be administered according to their criteria at an unbiased way."

Which of course is a bullshit but also a BLESSING. Because by their actions we shall know them.

Now we know that if these ReformCons ever got a majority they would gut women's rights, criminalize abortion, and make gay marriage illegal. As well as flood our society with guns, bring back the death penalty, and destroy medicare.

Every gay person in this country now knows what fate awaits them if these sinister theocons ever get a majority.

The question I have is do other Canadians recognize the danger? After burying their heads in the sand for so long.

Or do they think that Sarah Palin is more of a threat to our country than the SoCons who have burrowed into our government?

And if not will they ask the obvious question?

Who is REALLY running Canada?

Pope Benny and the Dumb Condom Experiment

When I heard that Pope Benny said that condoms spread AIDS I was as shocked as this guy.

Benedict actually took it a shocking, deadly step further and announced to sick, poor, dying Africans -- 22.5 million cases of HIV and counting fast -- that condoms could actually make AIDS worse, and that everyone should, instead, do what he and his sour band of unhappies have done for the past 2,000 very repressed years and simply not have sex, unless you are married and unsoiled and maybe not even then, because if there's one thing his very cruel God will not tolerate, it's humans doing things with their bodies in any way other than what some vindictive bishop scribbled into an insufferable rulebook about a thousand years ago.

But then I thought wait a minute. Hold on eh?

Surely NOBODY is stoopid enough to believe that. Surely every sane person knows that the lives of millions of mostly women are at risk. Surely EVERYBODY knows the difference between syphilis and dementia.

But sadly I was wrong....



My first reaction? Too bad this Jesus freak's dad didn't use a condom.

No wonder they believe in virgins who give birth ...or men who wear wings.

And of course.... you may not have to be a COMPLETE idiot to be a religious fanatic.

But it sure doesn't HURT....

The Vatican's New Anti-Gay Gay Test

Uh oh. I see the Catholic Church in Australia is going to have a test to screen out gay priests. Because gay people are the problem. Not pedophiles. Right?

Gawd. How low will those old homophobes in the Vatican go in their anti-gay Jihad ? And what kind of "Gay Test" do these priestly perverts have in mind?

Will they attach rubber thingies around the penises of the virginal seminarians...and expose them to provocative pictures like this one?
















If so good luck.

Just don't blame Michelangelo if it doesn't work. He was gay and worked for a Pope, so he was forced to use Baby Jesus' pee pee as his model. That's what religion does to gay art.

But back to the Gay Test... since it's Australia will they ask the novices what they would do if they came across these hunky lifeguards?











Would they:

(a) Be overcome by the burning desire to get SAVED? Or wear a thong... or a funny hat like Pope Benny does?

(b) Wonder with mounting excitement how many bottles of beer it would take to get the lifeguards drunk and naughty ...after they've polished off the communion wine?

(c) Be filled with the holy urge to get down on their knees and PRAY for their safety ?

Anyone who answers (c) is of course immediately DISQUALIFIED.

Or will the sexual inquisitors get down on THEIR knees, and closely examine all those young assholes with a magnifying glass? Like they do in other divinely enlightened places ....like Sudan and Saudi Arabia.

Golly I hope so.

Because nothing could symbolize the sad state of Pope Benny's Church better than that image.

My advice to all those gay seminarians seeking to avoid detection? Pucker your holes into the rough shape of Jesus in a Tortilla and you'll be alright.

Which still leaves me shaking my head. And agreeing with PZ Myers.

This isn't about correcting the problems of the church at all. It's more about finding another opportunity to discriminate against gays.

Yup.The more that twisted old homophobe in the Vatican tries to exorcise his demons.

The more evil and RIDICULOUS his church becomes.....

Is Pope Benny Losing Touch with Reality?

Oh. My. Gawd. Where is Tarzan when I need him? It seems Pope Benny couldn't even wait to get to Africa before making a complete ass ...monkey out of himself.

The pontiff, speaking to journalists on his flight, said the condition was "a tragedy that cannot be overcome by money alone, that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which even aggravates the problems".

You know in the past few months this twisted old man has called gays more of a threat to humanity than global warming. He has invited a pack of rabid homophobe and Holocaust denying Bishops back into the Catholic Church. And now he's advocating genocide.

Because let's face it in a continent where more than a million people have died of AIDS, and 22 million are infected with HIV, and women already have a hard time convincing men to wear condoms, that's what his absurd message amounts to .

Which makes me wonder is Pope Benny going gah gah? Or is he just losing touch with reality?

He claims he isn't.

"To tell the truth I have to laugh when faced with this myth about my solitude. In no way do I feel alone: every day I see those who work with me, the heads of dicasteries (Vatican departments) and the bishops." .

But I still wonder.

"After five o'clock the only footsteps in the corridors of the papal apartment are those of the Pope and Father Georg Gaenswein, his personal secretary..."

You know the man they call Gorgeous Georg. And some call Benny's boyfriend...

The German priest who is said to be even MORE right-wing than the Pope. If that's possible.

Now look ....as an atheist I'm DELIGHTED. I consider Pope Benny to be the single most powerful unguided missile in our arsenal. So I don't really care what's happening in the Vatican Monkey Haus. Or who is holding whose...um...microphone.

But if I was a decent Catholic, and knew that Herr Gorgeous was spending so much quality time with Herr Benny.

I'd be really worried.

Just like I bet Tarzan is REALLY excited....



Me Tarzan....you Cheetah....you Benny.

The Nazi Pope in Africa. Woohoo !!!

This should be WILD...

The Holocaust Denier and the Popen Penzer

Well I see the Holocaust denying and rabid homophobe Bishop, Richard Williamson, is back in Britain.

After getting the bum's rush in Argentina.

But not before threatening a reporter

While dressed like a Nazi stormtrooper...











And that not surprisingly his non apology has been rejected by the Vatican

Good for them. That was easy. Although sadly there was no mention of his brutish hate for gay people...or his retarded views about women's equality.

Surprise. Surprise.

And no word either from Pope Benny. Or any explanation why he invited Richardson and his lunatic sect back into the Catholic Church in the first place.

Oh well ...I guess he must be busy trying out his new Popen Penzer...








(click pic to enlarge)

You know the one he was forced to get after his Popemobile broke down.

Golly. I wonder which country he's planning to invade next?

AAAAAAAARGH!!!!!

Where's Braveheart when we need him???? Gosh. You don't think Williamson thinks he's Rommel do you?

Chiggety...Chiggety.....Chiggety.

The Vatican Show. These crazy old men.

What would we do without them?

Pope on a Rope and the Missing Homophobe

Well I see Pope Benny is trying to scrub the doo doo off his face....and save his neck from the rope of public opinion....by demanding that a bigot Bishop renounce his Holocaust denial.

In a move designed to head off condemnation, Pope Benedict XVI ordered Bishop Richard Williamson to unequivocally and publicly renounce his claims that there were no gas chambers and that fewer than 300,000 Jews died in the Nazi death camps instead of the accepted figure of six million.

But not his violent homophobia.

God did not wait for the founding of the Catholic Church to instill in men the horror of this sin, but he implanted in the human nature of all of us, unless or until we corrupt it, an instinct of violent repugnance for this particular sin, comparable to our instinctive repugnance for other misuses of our human frame, such as coprophagy.

I wonder why? Just like I wonder why although Richard Williamson spends ninety percent of his time attacking gay people, none of the reports I have read bother to mention that fact.

As if religion excuses homophobia. As if a crime against the dead buries a crime against the living.

Even though the insane, violent hatred whipped up by these religious bigots keeps on claiming new victims.













A gay teenager was battered to death in a homophobic attack by a man armed with a hardback history book, a court heard.

A post-mortem examination showed multiple face fractures with extensive haemorrhaging and neck bruises.

They bashed the kid's head in with a hardback history book. But it might as well have been a Bible or some other barbarous religious text. Because that's where this murderous hatred springs from.

If Holocaust denial is a horror, so is violent homophobia. I just thought I'd mention that because nobody else did. And for Michael and all the others.

But hey don't you LOVE the fact that the Nazi Bishop now lives in Argentina ?

You know when you're gay sometimes you just HAVE to laugh. Even if you don't feel like it.

And then you keep on fighting....

The Pope and the Hurricane Denier

Well I have to admit the Godfather of the Vatican sure has an excellent sense of timing. And a horse's head way of demanding RESPECT. Last week he was making an offer you can't refuse to a Holocaust denier, sexist pig and violent homophobe.

Now he's kissing the ring , cheek ,ass of a crazy hurricane denier, who believes that Katrina was God's punishment.

He wrote in a parish newsletter that the death and destruction caused by the hurricane in New Orleans was divine retribution for the city's tolerance of homosexuals and permissive sexual attitudes.

The future bishop said he was glad that Katrina destroyed not only nightclubs and brothels in New Orleans, but also five of the city's abortion clinics.

Even though about 2,000 people were killed, tens of thousands...including many good Catholics... had their lives shattered. And the flooding miraculously spared the French Quarter....Bacchanalia's ground zero.

Gawd. I've run out of words to describe this twisted old Nazi Pope and his mob of bigot Bishops.

I guess all that remains to be determined is whether he's suffering from moral decay, Alzheimer's.......or the last stages of SYPHILIS.

Or all of the above.

And all I can say to the decent Catholics out there is you have my deepest sympathy. And if you can't send him a horse's head ....or in his case a horse's ass....to encourage him to change his Satanic ways. Or leave the Vatican in a hurry.

Do what I do every time I hear The Holy Godfather open his perverted piehole.

And press this emergency button.

I don't know if it will work for you. Unless you sacrifice at least six bananas to the Monkey God.

But it sure makes me feel better...

The Holocaust Denier and the Homophobe

Now that the Nazi Bishop has apologized to the (former Nazi) Pope for making "imprudent" remarks about the Holocaust.

"Amidst this tremendous media storm stirred up by imprudent remarks of mine on Swedish television, I beg of you to accept, only as is properly respectful, my sincere regrets for having caused to yourself and to the Holy Father so much unnecessary distress and problems..."

But not to the Holocaust survivors or the Jewish people.

I can only wonder if the Holy Hitlerite is ever going to offer a non-apology to gay people for his violent homophobia.

In fact the sin is so unnatural that Mother Church ranks it alongside murder, defrauding the worker of his just wage, and oppression of the widow or orphan, as one of the four sins "crying to Heaven for vengeance".

Or a offer a non-apology to women for his depraved views on female equality.

What needs to be proved is that even to a decent university, if such could be found, few or no girls should be sent. This is because of the God-given nature of girls. Which, despite today's massive propaganda to the contrary, is quite different from the God-given nature of boys!

Right.

I didn't think so.

I'm not surprised....














This is the Church that Benny built.

The horror. The horror....