Sunday, March 14, 2010

The Pope, the Paedophile, and the Prostitutes

Achtung !! Somebody tell Jason Kenney. Pope Benny's all-out war on gay people has been temporarily suspended, while he deals with some pressing personal paedophile problems.

Pope Benedict XVI was directly implicated in a deepening Catholic Church sex abuse scandal for the first time late yesterday following disclosures that he unwittingly approved the transfer a priest who forced an 11-year-old boy to have oral sex.

Consoles his brother.

In Germany alone there have been some 200 reported cases of sexual abuse at more than 29 separate Catholic schools, colleges and other Church-run institutions. They include the famous Regensburger Domspatzen boy's choir which was run by Monsignor Georg Ratzinger, the Pope's brother, for 30 years until 1994. This week, Monsignor Ratzinger has admitted slapping choirboys, but said that was a normal way of keeping discipline. But he denied any knowledge of sexual abuse. At the time, the Pope was still in Germany serving as archbishop of Munich and Freising.

Denies he covered up for sadists and paedophiles. Again.

And chases the male prostitutes out of the Vatican.

Although in that case it must be said that the Gentleman of his Holiness did have very catholic tastes:

Over more than a year of taped conversations, Mr. Ehiem described the physiques of various men to Mr. Balducci. “I have a situation from Naples,” Mr. Ehiem says in one conversation, according to La Repubblica. “I have a situation from Cuba,” he says in another, continuing with “a German who just arrived from Germany,” “two black guys,” “the soccer player” and “the dancer for the RAI” state broadcaster.

But still... I hear the situation is so desperate those horny hypocrites are thinking of cancelling movie night at the Vatican...

Because appearances are important eh?

And preparing to call in the exorcist. .

When one speaks of 'the smoke of Satan' in the holy rooms, it is all true – including these latest stories of violence and paedophilia."

The devil lives in the Vatican?

Holy Jason Kenney.

Ain't that the TRUTH?

But wait. The decent Catholic who lives with me says this scandal might cause the Nazi Pope to resign.

In that case hold the smoke of Satan. And gimme my party tuque.

Because the devil is in the kitchen...

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