Showing posts with label religious hypocrites. Show all posts
Showing posts with label religious hypocrites. Show all posts

Thursday, January 25, 2018

Andrew Scheer and the Angry Old Men in the Con Media



It's been almost two weeks since Andrew Scheer came rushing out to denounce Justin Trudeau for imposing un-Godly restrictions on the government's summer job program.

But since then Scheer has been strangely silent about the issue, and has dropped it like a hot or hellish potato. 

Which is weird, considering he's a religious fanatic who would love the government to pay kids to put up posters like these all over the place.


Friday, January 19, 2018

Donald Trump: The President and the Porn Star


Dan Murphy

Donald Trump does a lot of bad and dirty things. Always has, always will. It's the nature of the beast.

But the one that disgusts me the most, without the shadow of a doubt, is the sight of that morally depraved pervert posing as a pious person.

Or a fake Christian...



While his grotesque Evangelical groupies hug him and stroke him, and sell their souls for political power, so they can go after women and LGBT Americans.

And the stench of hypocrisy burns the nostrils.

Which is why I really like this story. 

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Donald Trump and the Cannibals in Hollywood



A few days ago I wrote about how Donald Trump is counting on the Christian right to help keep him in office, now that almost every other group is abandoning him.

And how that grubby pervert is now going around bellowing:

"Above all else in America, we don't worship government. We worship God."

Which needless to say has the holy bigots in an uproar or a rapture. 

But somehow I forgot to mention the day a group of them laid hands on him in the Oval Office.

Monday, March 04, 2013

The Vatican and the Unholy Conclave



Well I see they have been filing into the Vatican getting ready to choose a new Pope.

Dozens of old men in red beanies. 

And one in a fedora.

But before they start voting they want to know what is the Vatican HIDING? Who's REALLY pulling the strings?

And of course, knowing them eh? Who is being BLACKMAILED? 

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Pope Benny and the Holy Hypocrites



Well as you know Pope Benny is heading off into the sunset, or into a former convent on the grounds of the Vatican.

Leaving us to wonder whether his pooped mobile is a mere conduit to well deserved obscurity. Or his getaway car. 

The Vatican has attacked reports in the Italian media linking Pope Benedict XVI's resignation to the alleged discovery of a network of gay prelates as attempts to influence the cardinals in their choice of a new pontiff.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Vic Toews and the Day of Judgement






















Lordy. I wasn't going to write anything about the latest episode of the B-movie, Vic Toews and the Con Zombie Internet Eaters. Because it's sooooooo sordid. And we don't peddle Con smut on this blog eh?

But in the end I couldn't resist. 

An anonymous privacy advocate rose up against proposed internet surveillance legislation by publishing on Twitter tawdry snippets of Public Safety Minister Vic Toews’ 2010 divorce proceedings.

And all I can say is Viki .... Viki....I hardly knew you. 

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

The Con Zombie and the Internet Snooping Bill






















Gawd. Trust the old Con zombie Vic Toews to come stumbling out of his crypt, and make a complete fascist fool out of himself. Again. 

Critics of a bill that would give law enforcement new powers to access Canadians' electronic communications are aligning themselves with child pornographers, Canada's public safety minister says.

"He can either stand with us or with the child pornographers," Vic Toews said of Liberal public safety critic Francis Scarpaleggia during question period on Monday, after Scarpaleggia asked about a bill expected to be tabled Tuesday.

Only three months after claiming that anyone who opposed his totalitarian internet snooping bill, was a child pornographer AND a mobster.

And only three days after suggesting that anyone who disagreed with the Cons was not just an Enemy of the State, but also a potential terrorist. 

Friday, August 12, 2011

Introducing the Con Klown Hypocrisy Award














Oh dear. What a dilemma eh? I just created my very own Con Klown Hypocrisy Award. But now I can't seem to decide who is this week's winner. So please help me out .

Here are the candidates in no particular order:













(1) PHILLIP HINKLE, the 64-year-old Republican State Representative from Indiana, who is a well known Christianist anti-gay activist, and the man who got the state to offer an "In God We Trust" license plate.

But apparently has a thing for teenage boy hookers.

The email exchange is in response to the Craigslist posting in which the young man -- who lists his age as 20 in the ad but says he is 18 years old -- says, "I need a sugga daddy."

The young man told The Star that they met, but that he tried to leave after the man told him he was a state lawmaker. He said the lawmaker at first told him he could not leave, grabbed him in the rear, exposed himself to the young man and then later gave him an iPad, BlackBerry cellphone and $100 cash to keep quiet.















(2) BRIAN LILLEY, the Sun News columnist, who is always going on about separatists and radical lefties, but is apparently unaware of what's going on in his own organization.

And the former terrorists they employ.

Brian has every right in the world to denounce radical left-wing fringe elements, real or imagined, in Canadian society. However, he might have taken a look in his backyard before getting all frothy. Had he done so, he’d note that QMI, Sun’s own press agency, which provides much of the content to the Sun chain of papers, regularly publishes the bon mots of one Jacques Lanctôt.

He was one of the driving forces behind the Front de libération de Québec (FLQ) and founder of the FLQ’s ‘Liberation cell’ that was responsible for the kidnapping of British trade secretary James Cross in 1970. He served three years in jail as a result, and went into exile for eight years after his release. Now he writes for the same outfit as Brian Lilley, who for some reason has made no mention of this flagrant infiltration of a known communist, separatist radical into one of the largest media companies in the country. What if the CBC had published the columns of a known communist, separatist radical? You think we’d be hearing the same silence?













(3) GIORGIO MAMMOLITI, Rob Ford's right hand man gopher goomba. Who when he isn't stalking lesbians, or smelling out communists on his Facebook page...or everywhere... is leading the charge to slash spending at City Hall.

Even though Mammy himself is rather partial to golf.

Toronto city hall has seen few more dedicated riders of the municipal gravy train than Mammoliti. In past years he was remarkably free with taxpayer-funded office expenses, once arguing that councillors who didn’t exhaust their expense budget, then $70,000, simply weren’t doing a good job. He even voted against ending councillors’ free golf privileges, resulting in a 22-22 tie which kept that outrageous perk alive.

Gawd. You see what I mean? What a difficult choice eh?

Oh well. I leave it up to you to decide who deserves all the manure they can bag.

And all I will say is Hinkle is in a pinkle. Lilley is so shilly.

And of course, Mammy is Mammy...



Oh Mammy, Mammy, I need a sugga daddy, or a golf club.

Muahahahaha....

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

The Congressman and the Shirtless Photo

















I don't think there's anything wrong with sending half naked washroom mirror pictures of yourself to those you wish to impress eh?

Or remind how much they miss you.

As long as you keep your shorts on. As long as you can keep the pictures off the web.

And most importantly, as long as you are not a "family values" crusader, and a married Republican Congressman.















Yesterday, we reached out to Rep. Lee, whose support for "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" and vote to reject federal abortion funding suggests a certain comfort with publicly scrutinizing others' sex lives.

"The Congressman is happily married," said Lee's spokesman when pressed for answers to our questions. "The only time he or his wife posted something online was to sell old furniture when they changed the apartment they keep in DC."

Or a total Con nerd.

More importantly, if you’re going to send an enchanting temptress a shirtless photo over the Internet, don’t do so wearing dress pants and a belt while semi-flexing your biceps. It sends mixed messages. There’s only one man who could ever pull that off: Patrick Swayze, and he’s gone (but not forgotten).

It’s also, in my experience, quite difficult to be “relaxing at home,” as he says along with the pic, in dress pants and a belt. It screams desperate liar.

Or desperate HYPOCRITE.

And of course now UNEMPLOYED teabagger.

Oh boy. I hate love stories with unhappy endings.

But I really enjoyed this one.

Play him out Mr Koala...



Recommend this post at Progressive Bloggers.

Friday, May 07, 2010

The Homophobe and the Rentboy: The Sequel

















The Miami newspaper that broke the story about uber homophobe George Rekers and the male escort  transcribes part of a conversation between them.

Lucien suggested that perhaps "the media" had a point and that Rekers really had done harm to the gay community. He insisted that Rekers' struggle wasn't his, and said he had considered making a statement to the press.

"Well, don't do that," said Rekers. "It just causes more harm."

"Sometimes I feel like I should just tell [the press] what happened on the trip."

"No," said Rekers quickly, "Please don't do that.Please don't let them pressure you into it."

"But I'm getting pressured out of the gay community!" Lucien was fairly screaming now. "If I ever wanted to be with someone -- it wouldn't work out! This is my fucking name!"

After some cross-talk, Rekers tried to calm Lucien down: "I've been through things like this in the past --"

Lucien cut him off: "Well I haven't! I'm 20 years old! If you've been through this, you shouldn't have gone to that website, you shouldn't have hired me -- why did you make so many choices [for me]?".

And also reminds people that Rekers isn't the only powerful homophobic closet queen to be outed.

And probably thanks to the link in that story, I get this comment from some Jamaican homophobe:

MOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNA BOMBOCLAUT BATTY MAN FI DEADDDDDDDDDDD THEM FI WIPEEEE OUTT...HOW THE FUCK CAN YA DISS OBEY THE BIBLE AND FUCK MAN INNA BOTTOM..YOO DONT GET ME WRONG MAYBE KILLIN THE FEMALES THATS TOO FAR...BUT NUH BOMBOCLAUT COCKY FI GUH INNA MAN BATTY..BOOM BOOM BYE INNA BATTY BOY HEAD..THATS WAH FI HAPPEN FUCKIN NASTINESS.AND ANOTHA THING..WE KILL GAY RIGHT...ONE THING I DISSAGRE WIT IS THE RUMOURS OF A CULT CHOPPIN OFF KIDS HEADS WAS UP WIT THT A 4 YR OLD BOY HEAD GETS CHOPED OFF..KIDS SOULDNT BE FUCKIN RAPE THEY FUCKIN RAPING 3 YR OL GIRLS WTF.AND KIDNAPPIN AND ALL THE GANG VIOLENCE THATS WTF YA NIGGAS NEEDA FUCKIN PROTEST AGAINST BATTY MAN FI DEAD AND UNA CANT STOP IT YA ZIMME...ONE

Great eh? 

Aren't bigots disgusting?

The old closet queen homophobe is still insisting he's not gay. That all he did was read Lucien the Bible, get him to lift his luggage, and as it says in the contract he signed, give him a full body massage.

The gay community on the other hand is mobilizing to help the kid, protect him from the media barrage, and provide him with legal support.

Oh boy. Aren't closet queens pathetic?

And in a world so full of crazy hate. Excuse me for bragging a bit.

Aren't we just AWESOME?





















They hate us, they want to kill us, but we'll never give up.

But you knew that eh?

So on a rainy night in the Great White North who would you rather be?

The Beatles or the Rolling Stones?

Have a great weekend everyone !!!

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

The Christianist Bigot and the Male Prostitute
















George Alan Rekers is one of the foulest homophobes in the United States. He founded the virulently anti-gay Family Research Council along with the Christianist bigot James Dobson.

He is also is a board member of the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality (NARTH), an organization that tortures gay people to try to turn them straight.

And a member of the American College of Pediatricians a fraudulent outfit that produces the most disgusting kind of anti-gay material.

So am I surprised that he has just been exposed as a pathetic old closet queen who hired a male prostitute to...um... carry his luggage?

Not really. Because the more homophobic a person is the more likely they are to be a self loathing PERVERT. Twisted dirty old men who would destroy the lives of decent gay people.

I know, because if you saw the kind of creepo messages I regularly receive, it would make you VOMIT. But of course they can't dent my spirit.

Hey Mr Doctor Bigot wanna lift my luggage? Or suck my ...um...big toe?

Don't hang yourself ...in a closet eh?

Muahahahahaha...

Sunday, March 14, 2010

The Pope, the Paedophile, and the Prostitutes















Achtung !! Somebody tell Jason Kenney. Pope Benny's all-out war on gay people has been temporarily suspended, while he deals with some pressing personal paedophile problems.

Pope Benedict XVI was directly implicated in a deepening Catholic Church sex abuse scandal for the first time late yesterday following disclosures that he unwittingly approved the transfer a priest who forced an 11-year-old boy to have oral sex.

Consoles his brother.

In Germany alone there have been some 200 reported cases of sexual abuse at more than 29 separate Catholic schools, colleges and other Church-run institutions. They include the famous Regensburger Domspatzen boy's choir which was run by Monsignor Georg Ratzinger, the Pope's brother, for 30 years until 1994. This week, Monsignor Ratzinger has admitted slapping choirboys, but said that was a normal way of keeping discipline. But he denied any knowledge of sexual abuse. At the time, the Pope was still in Germany serving as archbishop of Munich and Freising.

Denies he covered up for sadists and paedophiles. Again.

And chases the male prostitutes out of the Vatican.

Although in that case it must be said that the Gentleman of his Holiness did have very catholic tastes:

Over more than a year of taped conversations, Mr. Ehiem described the physiques of various men to Mr. Balducci. “I have a situation from Naples,” Mr. Ehiem says in one conversation, according to La Repubblica. “I have a situation from Cuba,” he says in another, continuing with “a German who just arrived from Germany,” “two black guys,” “the soccer player” and “the dancer for the RAI” state broadcaster.

But still... I hear the situation is so desperate those horny hypocrites are thinking of cancelling movie night at the Vatican...
















Because appearances are important eh?


And preparing to call in the exorcist. .

When one speaks of 'the smoke of Satan' in the holy rooms, it is all true – including these latest stories of violence and paedophilia."

The devil lives in the Vatican?

Holy Jason Kenney.

Ain't that the TRUTH?



But wait. The decent Catholic who lives with me says this scandal might cause the Nazi Pope to resign.

In that case hold the smoke of Satan. And gimme my party tuque.

Because the devil is in the kitchen...


Friday, January 08, 2010

The Homophobe and the Boytoy












She's the wife of Northern Ireland's First Minister, a rabid religious fanatic, and such a disgusting homophobe they call her Britain's Anita Bryant.

Or at least they used to call Iris Robinson that eh?

After she compared gays to paedophiles, called them an "abomination", said they made her "sick" and should be "cured."

Now they just call her a skanky old HYPOCRITE.... with a taste for boytoys.


The political crisis surrounding Northern Ireland’s First Minister deepened last night when it was claimed that the man with whom his 60-year-old wife had an extra-marital affair was 19.

And not just a crusty chickenhawk but a corrupt one too.

The programme alleged that Mrs Robinson set up her teenage lover in a business, raising £50,0000 for him from donations from two property developers. The lease for The Lock Keeper’s Inn was granted to Mr McCambley by Castlereagh Borough Council. Mrs Robinson was at the council meeting in her capacity as alderman when the lease was approved.


OMG. Screwing a boytoy AND screwing the taxpayers. Isn't THAT an abomination?

Golly. I loved what happened to Anita Bryant.



But Jesus in a tortilla this is even BETTER.

No pie for you homophobe. Just get down on all fours and crawl all the way to the kennel.

Because as Joe the Blogger said, in Ireland or anywhere else where homophobes roam.

The guilty dogs always bark the LOUDEST.

Isn't that true?

Mrs Robinson...




Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know

Wo, wo, wo.
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey.


Spooky eh?


I bet she's praying a LOT.

Bye bye homophobe.

Muahahahaha....