Showing posts with label Con Klown Hypocrisy Award. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Con Klown Hypocrisy Award. Show all posts

Thursday, October 02, 2014

The Umbrella Revolution and the Hypocrisy of the Harper Cons



It's an amazing sight, thousands of young pro-democracy protesters in Hong Kong, defying the old guard in Beijing. 

Daring to lecture them on the limits of power, in their own backyard.

In the shadow of Tiananmen.

The young members of the Umbrella Revolution, lighting up the darkness with their cell phones...

Sunday, May 04, 2014

The Tragic Love Story of Steve Harper and Rob Ford



Well I think it's safe to say that those two bosom buddies Steve Harper and Rob Ford had a REALLY rotten week.

Once they had such big plans to impose total Con domination on the province of Ontario.

With the help of the other idiot stooge Tim Hudak...



But now it has all gone horribly wrong.

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Jason Kenney, Stephen Harper, and the Foreign Workers Monster



You should have seen them today in the House of Commons, like a two-headed beast attacking the foreign workers monster they created.

Stephen Harper vowing to crackdown on those who abuse the program. 

"It does appear to be the case that there are some Canadian employers who believe that they can have a preference for temporary foreign workers," Harper said. "This government has been clear: That is absolutely unacceptable and it will not be tolerated."

But not the Work for Foreigners scam itself.

And Jason Kenney vowing to tighten up the program he has spend the last six years relaxing. 

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Stephen Harper and the Scandal at 24 Sussex Drive



Well compared to all the other scandals he is facing this may not be the biggest. 

Paramedics were called to the Prime Minister’s official residence in Ottawa over the weekend after an 18-year-old woman suffered from severe intoxication. 

The Ottawa Paramedic Service confirmed that it responded to a call involving an 18-year-old who suffered from “possible alcohol intoxication” at an event at 24 Sussex Drive.


But it is scandalous to see how lightly the incident is being treated, and the way the RCMP seem to be trying to protect Stephen Harper.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

John Baird and the Con's New Foreign Policy



OK. Let me be clear, as we say in Harperland. I ALWAYS thought it was a bad idea to make John Baird Foreign Minister.

I couldn't help but feel that he lacked the necessary diplomatic skills. I never believed him when he declared that the Cons were human rights champions.

Not after the way the Cons are muzzling them in Canada. And not after he declared that human rights were good, as long as they were good for business.

And sure enough I was right eh?

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Stephen Harper and the Insane War on Marijuana



The other night I told you how the Harper Cons have launched an all out assault on Justin Trudeau, the biggest since their smear campaign against Michael Ignatieff.

By among other things running ridiculous ads in ethnic communities, like the one above, to target Trudeau's views on marijuana.

Stephen Harper’s Conservatives want to talk pot. Specifically, they want to talk about Justin Trudeau’s admission that he smoked marijuana with friends a few years ago, while an MP, and the Liberal Leader’s support for legalization.

And as if that wasn't bad enough, they're also trying to compare marijuana to crack.

Friday, November 22, 2013

Stephen Harper and Rob Ford: The Love Story Continues



I told you it would be a hot love story, and you can't get any hotter than this eh?

Stephen Harper thinks Rob Ford has been a bad boy. And he may be rough trade.

But he still loves him. And he doesn't think he should resign. 

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Why Stephen Harper is Going to Wear the Rob Ford Scandal.



Well let's put it this way eh? It wasn't pretty. He rocked back and forth in his chair mocking a councillor by pretending to be a drunk driver. He shouted insults at people in the audience.

He stomped around like a bull in a crack house, knocking down a councillor. He compared what was happening to him to Saddam Hussein's invasion of Kuwait.

But at 5:33 pm on the blessed day of November 18th, 2013, Rob Ford was finally neutered. 

Friday, October 25, 2013

Stephen Harper and the Latest Porky Senate Scandal



Well he wasn't in Question Period today, to answer questions about the porky Senate scandal.

Or tell us why he now admits that a "few" people knew about the Duffy Deal. Or who they are. Or why he claimed for so long that only Nigel Wright knew.

He won't hold a news conference to take questions from reporters.

But he will go on Tory radio to defend his decision to suspend three Senators without due process. 

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Stephen Harper and the Burning Hypocrisy of the Cons



It must have been a frightening apparition in New York City today. Like a scary blimp in the Macy's parade eh?

Stephen Harper as Great Mother Leader, posing as a friend of women and children, while floating on a cloud of toxic hypocrisy. 

Friday, August 16, 2013

Is Stephen Harper Preparing to Abolish the Senate?



I don't know if it's constitutionally possible, but if anything can bring down the Senate it just might be this audit. 

The Senate's internal economy committee has accepted a plan by the federal auditor general to review all senators' expenses, including travel and office expenses, CBC News has learned. Sources have told CBC News that senators will be required to co-operate.

Because the way things are going who knows what porky stuff it might uncover? And since it might take over a year for the results to be known. Which would bring it into the gravitational pull of the next election.

It really makes me wonder whether Stephen Harper might end up campaigning to ABOLISH the Senate rather than reform it.

Thursday, July 18, 2013

The Incredible Hypocrisy of Jason Kenney



Ever since Justin Trudeau became Liberal leader, Jason Kenney has gone after him like a rabid hyena.

He has attacked him for missing votes in the House of Commons.

He has questioned his values,  suggested he is soft on terrorism.

Monday, July 08, 2013

The Con Zombie Vic Toews Resigns



OMG. It seems too good to be true.

And it's still a full two weeks before the next full
moon.

But it looks as if the Con zombie Vic Toews has stumbled out of his crypt for the very last time. 

Friday, June 21, 2013

Maxime Bernier's Really Bad Driving Day



Golly. I bet the Cons are really regretting having gone after Tom Mulcair for ignoring a stop sign on Parliament Hill.

For not only did it make them look ridiculous.

It also made them look hypocritical.


And now to make matters even worse eh?

Watch out  !!!! Here comes Maxime Bernier !!! 

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Tom Mulcair and the Troubles of Eve Adams



Well as you know Tom Mulcair got into a spot of trouble on Parliament Hill the other day.

He ran a stop sign, was intercepted by the RCMP.

And then mercilessly mocked by the Cons in the House of Commons. 

First by James Moore and then by Jason Kenney.

But now it turns out Mulcair wasn't the only parliamentarian intercepted by the RCMP. So was Con MP Eve Adams. 

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Stephen Harper's Disastrous Bout With Justin Trudeau



Well afterwards the experts did agree on one thing eh? 

It wasn't exactly the bout of the century, but it was both horribly revealing, and deeply disturbing.

For there was Big Boy Harper rushing out of his corner to accuse Justin Trudeau of being a girly man.

Only to lead with his belly, trip on his thong, fall flat on his face, commit defecation, and cry uncle sociologist.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Stephen Harper Goes After Justin Again



Oh no. I see Stephen Harper is still trying to politicize a tragedy.

Still trying to portray himself as a strong leader.

Still trying to portray Justin Trudeau as a girly man too weak to govern. 

In a surprise move Friday, the Harper government said it will launch a two-day debate on its proposed anti-terrorism legislation starting Monday, hoping to capitalize on the controversy surrounding Mr. Trudeau’s call after the Boston Marathon bombing to fight the “root causes” of terrorism.

When in fact he's the one unfit to govern, a dangerous maniac, and a hypocrite.

Friday, March 09, 2012

John Baird's Absurd Democracy Lesson













Well I see that John Baird's Screaming Buffoon World Tour has arrived in Burma. Only to have the stench of hypocrisy follow him all the way there.

Canada will be monitoring Burma's elections next month with a keen hope to see reform amid allegations of voting "irregularities," Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird said Thursday, on a historic visit to the isolationist country.

And make what Aung San Suu Ky said sound disturbingly familiar...

"We have just discovered there are many, many irregularities on the voters' lists, and we have applied to the election commission to do something about this," she said."A lot of dead people seem to be prepared to vote on the first of April. We can't have that, can we? And other things like that."

And what Baird said sound totally ridiculous. 

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Dean del Mastro's PG-Rated Committee Hearing


















Mama Mia. I see Dean Del Mastro wants to grill the creator of Vikileaks before a Commons committee.

"This is just the latest in a long history of shady Liberal practices that harm our democracy," Del Maestro said. "These nasty, dirty Internet tricks were deeply personal and fall short of the standard of behaviour that Canadians have come to expect," he said.

Gawd. I guess all that talk about Pierre Poutine must have made him hungry eh?

But is this a wise move for the shady Cons? Or just another attempt to harm our democracy, by conducting this kangaroo piggy porco hearing before the wrong committee?

And can't they see what might happen? Since Adam Carroll did nothing illegal, just published what was in the public domain. Won't he be forced to defend himself by reading the details of the whole messy divorce into the Parliamentary record? 

Friday, February 17, 2012

Vikileaks and the Hypocrisy of the Cons






















I have to admit that I didn't think the low-budget Con horror/porn movie  Vic Toews and the Zombie Internet Eaters could sink further into the abyss of fascist depravity.

But there was Toews today, foaming into his sheriff mustache, claiming he didn't care whether people knew that he has been a VERY bad Christian  religious fanatic, or a horny old goat.

While demanding that the rebel Canadian behind the Vikileaks site be mercilessly probed.

Public Safety Minister Vic Toews is calling for an investigation into the source of a Twitter account that is being used to release details of his divorce.

Just not like the babysitter eh?