When I heard that Pope Benny said that condoms spread AIDS I was as shocked as this guy.
Benedict actually took it a shocking, deadly step further and announced to sick, poor, dying Africans -- 22.5 million cases of HIV and counting fast -- that condoms could actually make AIDS worse, and that everyone should, instead, do what he and his sour band of unhappies have done for the past 2,000 very repressed years and simply not have sex, unless you are married and unsoiled and maybe not even then, because if there's one thing his very cruel God will not tolerate, it's humans doing things with their bodies in any way other than what some vindictive bishop scribbled into an insufferable rulebook about a thousand years ago.
But then I thought wait a minute. Hold on eh?
Surely NOBODY is stoopid enough to believe that. Surely every sane person knows that the lives of millions of mostly women are at risk. Surely EVERYBODY knows the difference between syphilis and dementia.
But sadly I was wrong....
My first reaction? Too bad this Jesus freak's dad didn't use a condom.
No wonder they believe in virgins who give birth ...or men who wear wings.
And of course.... you may not have to be a COMPLETE idiot to be a religious fanatic.
But it sure doesn't HURT....