Monday, May 25, 2015
Laureen Harper and the Batty Leader of Parliament Hill
When I saw all those bats flapping around over Parliament Hill the other night, I wondered where they were coming from.
And because of the ghastly things they were squeaking, and the foul smell of their droppings, I naturally assumed they must be coming from the Harper PMO.
But now the horrifying truth has been revealed.
They're coming from 24 Sussex Drive !!!!
Move over, Charlie the chinchilla and Stanley the cat — some new little furry faces will be taking up temporary lodgings at 24 Sussex over the next few months.
Prime ministerial spouse and notorious animal lover Laureen Harper announced Friday on Facebook that she has recently installed a bat house on the grounds of the official residence.
And while I suppose that's a good thing, because bats are amazing creatures and they do need to be protected. And I've always supported the idea of turning the Senate into a bat house, after it's abolished.
I have to admit I just don't know how Mrs Harper finds the time to take care of them properly.
Now that she spends so much time flapping around the country herself, campaigning for her desperate husband.
Former Tory MP and Liberal candidate Bill Casey says Laureen Harper’s visit to the riding Wednesday is all about politics.
Raising money like Mike Duffy did, to try to destroy his enemies. While playing the role of the First Lady of Canada.
“It appears that the Harpers have adopted some aspects the American model for electioneering. In the United States it is not uncommon for the spouse of the President of the United States to campaign and fund raise during an election period,” Casey said.
Which couldn't be more scandalous or less Canadian.
But what really worries me is whether our "First Lady" and no doubt the next senator from Nova Scotia, knows what she's doing eh?
Understands that when raising certain furry creatures, with very sharp teeth, and brutish tendencies.
You MUST follow the rules...
Because if you don't.
The results can be DISASTROUS...
But then as we all know, somebody made that mistake years ago.
And they owe us all an apology....
Because the results couldn't have been more horrifying...
And the only question is when can we get rid of that batty leader AND his First Lady?
Clean out that Con bat house i.e. parliament.
And take back our Canada...
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