Monday, December 08, 2014
Stephen Harper and the Jihadi From Hell or Ottawa
When I first heard the news that another Canadian jihadi had surfaced on YouTube, and was making wild threats against us, at first I was naturally terrified.
Could Great Closet Leader really have found another warrior wannabe like himself, to scare the cowardly into voting for his foul Con regime?
And try to justify turning us into a police state.
But then I saw it was only this loser.
A purported new Islamic State propaganda video features a Canadian man who threatens violence and “punishment” against Canadians on their own soil.
The man identifies himself as Abu Anwar al-Canadi, but his real name is John Maguire. He studied at the University of Ottawa before “falling off the map” about two years ago, according to one fellow student.
And before he caused mass panic in Chickenville, I thought I better send him a message:
Hey Maguire, or Abu Boo Boo, or Yahya.
Look, I don't blame you for leaving Ottawa, most people under thirty feel the same way about that village. And it's definitely not a place that appreciates wannabe jihadis or wannabe poets...
Only psychiatrists enjoy that kind of stuff eh?
And please don't put yourself down...
Because I think you look FABULOUS in a dress...
But forget about scaring me, or most non-Con Canadians, because it's just not going to work.
Even Jason Kenney looks scarier...
Love Simon XXX
P.S. Could I have your private GPS number so we can stay in touch?
But sadly, before the message could reach Abu Boo Boo, the absurd stooge Steve Blaney came rushing out, seeking to extract maximum political advantage out of the situation, and desperately trying to spread MASS PANIC.
“Terrorism remains a real and serious threat to Canadians, which is why we must remain vigilant,” Blaney said. “That is why we are taking part in the coalition that is currently conducting air strikes against ISIL, and supporting the security forces in Iraq in their fight against this terrorist scourge.”
By trying to convince us that it makes sense to get those wannabe Canadian jihadis AFTER they've committed unspeakable atrocities, rather than BEFORE they leave Ottawa.
Which of course is ridiculous, but it does help explain this strange decision by the usually belligerent John Baird.
Canada has no plans to follow its neighbour the United States in expanding airstrikes against the Islamic State group into Syria, the country’s top diplomat said Saturday during a visit to the Middle East.
For how could the Cons bomb Syria, and risk hitting Yahya? When they're counting on him and his videos to help them win the next election.
But you know, somehow I don't think it's going to work. The RCMP doesn't dare release the video of the Ottawa shooter.
Lest it reveal him to be more maniac than ISIS terrorist.
And I have a feeling this story is going to end the same way...
As well it should.
Because we all know who the real threat to Canada is eh?
And we can't get rid of him soon enough...
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