Friday, December 19, 2014

The Ghastly Con Nightmare Before Christmas

Golly. When I think of the Cons reciting "Twas the Night Before Christmas" all I can think of is "The Nightmare before Christmas."

Because Christmas and the brutish Harperland were definitely not made for each other.

But believe it or not, the real version, is even SCARIER !!!!

OMG. That was horrible.

And to think it was produced by Paul Calandra, the Con buffoon. 

Surely, only the most joyless of pre-heart-upsize Grinches could fail to be at least a little bit charmed by this video posted to YouTube by Conservative MP Paul Calandra earlier this week, in which more than two dozen Conservative caucus members get into the holiday spirit with a serial read-along of Clement Clarke Moore's timeless classic, Twas the Night Before Christmas.

Or that the CBC would slobber all over it like that? And suggest that anybody could be charmed by the sight of all those bestial bully Cons pretending to be sugar plum fairies.

When in fact, call me a Grinch, or just a Canadian, but I'd be demanding that Calandra publicly apologize  for ruining a Christmas classic eh?

But then he's already apologized for so much this year....

For debasing our parliament beyond recognition.

But now that you've seen them all perform who do YOU think was the worst?

Because of course I'm going to have to declare him the winner...

The smarmy old psycho bobbing for votes by posing as human.

Followed closely by his idiot stooge Leona Aglukkaq...

And all the others.

Including the Con senator Elizabeth Thompson. 

Who either can't believe she's in a Paul Calandra video...

Or has just realized what that says about her party's bleak future.

And the even better news?

This will be their last night before Christmas in power. And our last Christmas nightmare.

Because by this time next year we will have fired them all.

And this horror show will finally be over...

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  1. plus, more revisionism by the Harper Cons - it is supposed to end "Happy Christmas to all" not Merry Christmas.

    1. hi UU4077...true but for somebody who used to end all his speeches with the words "God bless Canada." and is on record as saying that the only judgement he cares about is "the judgement of God," it could be worse... ;)

  2. Anonymous9:18 PM

    There is no limit to what the Harperites will defile and destroy.

    1. hi anon...thanks for that Dylan Thomas clip. It really is great to hear the man's voice. If only we had a poet who could encapsulate the horror of Harperland...

  3. Harper & Ford's 'Night Before Crackmas' Story

    1. hi David...I remember that video, but unfortunately I can't use it while he is fighting cancer. Oh well, I can't wait until he gets better... ;)