Thursday, June 03, 2010
John Baird and the Miss Parleement Award
Golly. How exciting. Pass me the envelope. And the winner is..... *gasp*....here she comes Miss Parlee...ment.
“Every now and then I want to say, ‘Who is the real John Baird?’ ” says Liberal MP Rob Oliphant. “Is he that charming, boyish kind of person who is trying to win over the hearts of people? Or is he the pit bull?”
Oh. My. Johnzilla. Can you believe it? I guess he must have clinched it on the strength of this doggy performance.
At one point, Baird repeatedly bellowed over the committee's chair, Liberal MP Yasmin Ratansi, and tried several times to present a point of order, despite not being a member of the committee. Ratansi threatened to have the minister removed by security, while Baird charged that Ratansi didn't know how to do her job.
At least I'm almost sure that's what the VERY bitter Jason Kenney must be saying tonight...
Because as you can see, La Jason aka "Chastity" was desperately hoping to win the Miss Parleement Award for the SECOND year in a row.
It’s not surprising that the phrase “attack dog” crops up in an interview about Immigration Minister Jason Kenney.
What is unexpected is that Kenney applies the term to himself. Asked about his parliamentary style, he volunteers, “I think when I was in opposition I developed a reputation as an attack dog.”
The greedy bitch.
But you know I do believe I see a theme developing: Cons.....attack dogs....screamers... PANTYHOSE.
Yikes. So much for that award. Only in Ottawa eh?
But ....but .....but ....what does it say about our Parliament?
Oh that. Don't ask. Just be grateful you know how low we have fallen. Because so many don't. The idiots.
Just call it the Rideau Cabaret...or the Blue Parrot.
And sing along with Chastity and Johnzilla....