Uh oh. I see Stephen Harper is getting ready to deliver an economic statement.
The kind the Parliamentary foodtasters have to lick before they dare table it.
And I can only imagine what a state of arousal Great Ugly Leader must be in...walking around hunched over, getting a
Because it's going to be really really hard to keep that mask on, and pretend he doesn't want an election, when he can practically SMELL a majority.
Prime Minister Stephen Harper is outshining rival Michael Ignatieff and putting the Conservatives on track for a possible majority in the next election, a new Angus Reid Strategies/Toronto Star poll has found.
And he's slurping with agony, because he can't decide whether to force a poison pill down Jack Layton and Gille Duceppe's throats. Or shove one up their asses.
Although that's the thing that worries me eh?
I don't understand why the Liberals are in such a hurry for an election. Why would they take shots at the NDP when one day they will have to work with them?
Shouldn't they be thanking them for finding a good excuse to delay an election? And saving Ignatieff from HIMSELF.
You know... stopping his mad charge up the hill from turning into a massacre. Or preventing his peaceful picnic in the Enchanted Forest.
From turning into a Stephen
Golly. From playing dead to BEING dead. Is that progress?
Can we really risk having an election at this time...and handing Harper the majority he craves so much?
Can you miss the trees for the enchanted forest ? Does a bear shit in the woods?
You know I love my Liberal friends as much as I love my NDP ones. But impatience isn't a virtue.
And suicide isn't victory...