I don't know about you but I'm feeling a little safer tonight. One of those nasty terrorists at the Guantanamo Hilton has finally been convicted.
Who says waterboarding doesn't work?
Even if it's only Osama's driver. One of his MANY drivers. And everyone else got away.
Still, I guess when it comes to the Great War on Terror every small victory counts. And besides you can't be TOO careful.
He might have tried to drive his car ...or his camel ..... all the way from Assghanistan to Amerika. And since like most Afghans he can't read a map, he might have attacked Canada by mistake.
Then we'd be scared of EVERYTHING like the Americans are, and wouldn't that be a bummer? Eh?
So what I want to know now is..... when are they going to arrest Osama's cook?
I hear he puts so much Spicy Jihadi sauce into his infidel stew, Bin Laden's farts are practically a biological weapon.
And what about the guy who irons his turban? He must know EVERYTHING.
And while we're at it... what about his vocal coach?
Because this is SCARY....
I don't know what that Numa Numa stuff means.
But it sounds DANGEROUS.
As the Dark Lord Dick Cheney always says.
In the Great War on Terror you can't be too careful.
Or too CRAZY...
P.S. Now that they've nailed the driver....do you think they'll convict the child soldier ?