Saturday, August 30, 2008

McCain, The Barracuda, and the Vampire Slayer

Ever since John McCain shocked the world with his choice for VP chick , rube Hillary ,candidate.

Scared the Bejesus out of everyone, and insulted women everywhere.

The idea that women are going to race off to vote for any candidate with the same internal plumbing is both offensive and historically wrong. When the sexes have parted company in modern elections, it’s generally been because women are more likely to be Democrats, and more concerned about protecting the social safety net.

This year, Hillary Clinton took things to a whole new level. She didn’t run for president as a symbol but as the best-prepared candidate in the Democratic pack. Whether you liked her or not, she convinced the nation that women could be qualified to both run the country and be commander in chief. That was an enormous breakthrough, and Palin’s nomination feels, in comparison, like a step back.

I've also been troubled by a number of other questions.

Like how big is that rube village she was mayor of in Alaska?

Whatever gave that glorified dogcatcher the idea she could run a country of more than 300-million, when she's publicly admitted she hasn't a clue what a VP does? Her PTA experience?

And while we're at it, what kind of person would call her kids, Trig, Track, Bristol, Willow and Piper?

And is Willow named after a tree, and Piper after a plane?

Or are they named after two of the characters in Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

You know Willow the Good Witch and Piper the Demon Slayer....

Because if they are, I think it propels Palin's hockey mum snowmobile tale into a whole new dark dimension.

Where Putin is Satan. Russia and Eye-ran are his demonic kingdoms. Nook-ular is God's burning vengeful light. Oil is the blood of Jesus. Abortion is MURDER. Even if you're raped, or your daddy makes you pregnant.

Gay marriage is worse than all of the above. And Armageddon is the beginning rather than the END.

Barracuda.... The Vampire Slaying President? The Christian Dominionist anti-choice homophobe STEALTH candidate? The hockey mum/demon killer ? One heartbeat away from the Presidency?

BTW didn't you think Palin's Vampira black power suit bewitching?

Quick !!!! Check Poppy's life support system.

Garlic anyone?


BriBri said...

Heya - I just found your blog. I'm your newest biggest fan, for your blog. Thanks for your rants, ramblings and observations. I'm loving it!


Your Fearless Leader said...

Excellent picture. I've been saying McCain was a vampire for years.

Anonymous said...

they are so retarded it's not even funny. i mean, we'd be better off with a downes syndrome person in the white house (and parliament).

Simon said...

Hi bribri !!! Thanks for your kind comments. Rants? Ramblings? Wot???
I don't have many fans so every one is welcome. And cheque is in the mail .... :)

Simon said...

Dear Fearless Leader... Thanks. The tip off was that he avoids the sun at all cost. He claims it's because he had skin cancer.But who believes that?

P.S. I've just seen the Barracuda's speech to the Republican convention and I'm afraid to report that now there are TWO of them....:)

Simon said...

Hi Scout !!! What bothers me is the ignorance of the general public. In a recent poll Canadians said they thought Stephen Harper is the best leader to deal with the environment. If you can believe that you can believe ANYTHING. And anything could happen....