On this holiday Monday I've got some good news and some bad news.
First the bad news.
The gay-hating Westboro Baptist Church caught fire the other day....but DIDN'T burn down.
And the head of the homophobic cult, Fred "Crazy Daddy" Phelps, thinks he knows who is responsible....
Although at least one neighbour isn't so sure.
Leona McQueen's is 91 years old. Her garage is about 30 feet away from the site of the fire. McQueen says she has been butting heads with church members for decades. She says the fire may have been an elaborate attempt to scare her into selling her house.
I have my own theory.
I figure after a wild night of all in the family sex, Crazy Daddy probably passed out in a garbage can.... with a crack pipe in his mouth.
The good news?
If we can't get them for hatemongering.
Maybe we can nail them for insurance fraud....