Monday, August 04, 2008

The Westboro Baptist Church Burns

On this holiday Monday I've got some good news and some bad news.

First the bad news.

The gay-hating Westboro Baptist Church caught fire the other day....but DIDN'T burn down.

And the head of the homophobic cult, Fred "Crazy Daddy" Phelps, thinks he knows who is responsible....

Although at least one neighbour isn't so sure.

Leona McQueen's is 91 years old. Her garage is about 30 feet away from the site of the fire. McQueen says she has been butting heads with church members for decades. She says the fire may have been an elaborate attempt to scare her into selling her house.


I have my own theory.

I figure after a wild night of all in the family sex, Crazy Daddy probably passed out in a garbage can.... with a crack pipe in his mouth.

The good news?

If we can't get them for hatemongering.

Maybe we can nail them for insurance fraud....


  1. Sounds like someone is just dying for a Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives siege, er, visit.

  2. Hi Omar !! You know the Phelps clan are so batty I would recommend a visit by the dog catcher with a really big net. BTW did you notice that as the firefighters were doing their work the wingnuts were PICKETING them !!! Bonus. :)

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