Golly. I'm so excited. I just heard that Kathy Shaidle is going to be on TV !!!!!
Oh I know that some progressive bloggers are understandably upset.
But you know the last time I saw Shittle on TV she was so unintentionally hilarious I practically shittled myself. So WTF?
8:01 pm: OMG it's started ....and there she is....*gasp*..... all tarted up like a drag version of Sunset Boulevard's Norma Desmond.
With a hooker's dress, a tacky pearl necklace....and a Daffy Duck delivery.
I'm weady for my close-up Mr Pwaikin....
8:04 pm: She's SPEAKING !!!! Something about somebody being dismembered by a chainsaw. Oh boy this could be EXCELLENT !!!!!
But wait who's he? And why is he interrupting her ?????
Oh God no. It's some wacky psychology professor who believes the atheist bus is a stunt, because humans aren't supposed to be happy, Stalin killed millions of people because he was an atheist, rational thought is dangerous, and snake handlers are intelligent. Huh? Whatever. How come nobody mentioned there were going to be OTHER guests?
8:12 pm The professor and all the other boring guests are yapping away about....um.... something. But it's been AGES since Shittle was on .....and she's looking PISSED.
And I'm furious too. After all the free publicity TVO got for having her on the show this is practically FRAUD. I feel like calling the CRTC ....or the Human Rights Commission... and filing a complaint.
8:20 pm She said something again.... and managed to work the "Islamic Threat" into her answer !!!! It was so short and my dog farted so loudly as she said it, I couldn't figure out what she was blabbing about. But it must have been REALLY bad because they're cleaning the camera lens.
Geezus. I should have warned them she spits like a cobra.
8:30 pm Oh this is bad.....I mean good. Now she's fixing her beady eyes on the progressive Christian...I think it's the Islamic-green dress she's wearing. Maybe she thinks she's a Muslim !!! Gosh I hate to get my hopes up. But Five Feet of Fecal Matter is looking awfully DANGEROUS...
8:31 pm Oh no. Steve Paikin got between her and the poor Christian....before she could strangle her with her pearl necklace. Or just bite her. Damn.
8:35 pm Gawd. How LONG is this program?
8:40 pm ZZZZZZZZZ..... if this borefest goes on any longer I'm going to scream. Or sue Scott Tribe for false promotion.
8:45 pm OMG. They let her speak again, and now she's calling Obama a MARXIST PROFESSOR !!! Uh oh. Paikin is looking nervous, fumbling for the taser in his pocket....and wondering whether to press the emergency button.
8:50 pm They haven't gone back to her again. It's like she's not even there. Like the hooker got the hook. ZZZZZZZZZZZ.....
8:57 pm It's ALMOST over. Whew. But Shittle is BACK !!!! Babbling something about how the Culture Wars are still raging in her head....along with the rest of her demons. But nobody is listening.... just trying to figure out how they're going to get out of the studio ALIVE...as soon as the lights go out.
And she knows it....
Knows that this was her big chance to fool people into thinking she was sane. And she BLEW it.
Just like I know she'll NEVER be invited back again. And some researcher at TVO is probably going to be fired for not updating the rolodex...and thinking Shittle was a Relapsed Catholic....instead of a racist homophobic MANIAC.
Oh yeah....as for the atheist bus. If the Christianists don't like it.....TOUGH.
Because after my horrible night with La Cucaracha...Our Lady of the Cockroaches... and all that religious horseshit.
This is MY bus......