But then I decided to read the whole address and holy tubby it was even MORE revolting.
I am delighted by this opportunity to serve Canadians, and I want to thank Prime Minister Stephen Harper for making the call. It is not a position I sought, but it is a challenge that I accept with enthusiasm.
I mention these battles because through them all I learned one cannot be a successful leader without sound political judgment and the courage to make tough decisions despite determined opposition.
I am here to tell honourable senators today — this is where the hard part begins — Stephen Harper has both that judgment and that courage.
Ugh. Vomit. Who knew eh? That he didn't seek, beg, and SQUEAL for his senate seat. Or that he was a slavish Stephen Harper supporter.
I guess that explains EVERYTHING.
But what explains this I wonder?
A cross-country DINNER tour?
At $150 a plate? What are they serving the porker... lobster and caviar?
Snort. Gobble. You don't think he sees his Senate seat as a way to roll or bounce or eat his way to higher office do you?
And what happened to plain old turkey?
What's a matter eh? Not good enough for a SENATOR....or the future Mr Potato Head Premier of P.E.I ? *Shudder* Or the ass end of the bird....or the legend in his own mind?
But never mind ....now all I want to know is this:
At the end of his cross-Canada dinner tour what will they send to pick him up?
A stretch limo with sixteen tires?
Or a dump truck?
You know I always thought that the Cons are swine.
But now there's no denying it....