Now it turns out John Baird WON'T be escorting Mrs Stephen Harper to the ball after all.
A day after Stephen Harper complained that the arts community is “a bunch of people at a rich gala,” his wife has pulled out of a ritzy soiree at Ottawa’s National Arts Centre, scheduled for Oct. 4.
Laureen Harper has been involved with the NAC Gala since 2005. This is her third year as honourary chair. Her entrance — made with Mr. Baird — has always made a bit of a splash, mostly because onlookers wanted a glimpse of what the prime minister’s wife was wearing.
And of course what Johnzilla was wearing too...
*Sigh* It's just TOO disappointing. You know some people are blaming Mrs Harper, for slapping a bunch of "rich" artists..... with rented tuxedos..... in the face. But I'm blaming Jane Taber.
I think when the guys in dark suits in the RepubliCon War Room digested that image. You know Stephen Harper as " Ordinary Guy" sitting on his couch munching popcorn, plotting how to DESTROY his enemies, while his wife goes out on the town with another man. I think the suits had a COW. Or a cow patty in their pants. Or just an Ezra.
Because that's NOT exactly the image of an "Ordinary Guy" AND a "Manly Manly Man" that they need to sell Great Monster Leader's demagogic Imaginary Crime and Child Rape plan.
Which of course in itself is absurd. Because under no circumstance can Stephen Harper be considered a Strong Manly Man Leader. I mean can a chubby nerd policy wonk, who is fascinated with Stalin, but determined to turn us into Amerika, be an ordinary hoser? Or protect us from ANYTHING? I don't think so.
The only place I'd follow Great Fat Leader to is a donut shop. And only if I could wear a paper bag over my head, so my friends couldn't recognize me. And call me a nerd too.
But it seems the sinister Con War on Everything Room just won't give up. Can you believe what they had Harpo doing last night ? Playing POOL at a High School reunion!!!!
Not that anyone was supposed to know what happened.
Even the waitresses seemed to be sworn to secrecy. Curious onlookers asked what happened behind the glass doors, which separated the alumni party from the rest of the pool hall.
"Why are there (security) dogs here?" a patron asked a waitress, who smiled but did not reply.
But I can only IMAGINE. Stephen "Fats" Harper bending over a pool table ......showing the crack of his ample ass.....like nerds always do. While his "buddies" miss easy shots to make him look good. Jason Kenney crawls under the pool table with a divining rod...or the bone of a saint...trying to steer Fatso's balls into the pockets.
And John Baird stands there waving his arms around and screaming " Boss!!! Boss!!!! The hole!!! The hole!!! What a leader !!! What an EXTRA "Ordinary Guy."!!!! What a Manly Manly Manly Man. I'm so proud to be his EUNUCH !!!!
Oh boy. You know all I can say is this. One.....Stephen Harper may be the opposite of a Great Strong Leader. Because if he is one, Dion is Tarzan, and Layton is King Kong.
He may be a fraud and a dangerous bully.
But never was a monster so PRETTY...
And two .....if this absurd Bad Karma Chameleon Con act manages to fool Canadians into thinking only his Nerdly Darkness can keep them safe. Fool them into giving him a majority.
It won't be pretty. It'll be REALLY ugly. We'll all be wearing paper bags....or handcuffs.
And we'll DESERVE what we get....