Thursday, September 18, 2008

The Ritz Cracker and the Loose Cannon

I wasn't surprised that Great Pig Leader didn't fire Gerry Ritz for endangering the health of Canadians and laughing about dead people.

Why would he? All Gerry was doing was following orders. Stripping the government naked so it can't protect us, and the Cons can turn our country into a neocon jungle.

And of course acting like an ASSHOLE.... like the RepubliCons do all the time. If you've ever watched Question Period you know what I mean. The good old boys always behave like a bunch of drunk guys in flashy plaid suits at a Kiwanis Club convention.

Shouting, screaming insults, banging their desks. Mocking government so they can destroy it.

So their buddies in Big Business and Big Oil can put on their top hats and join in the fun...

But putting on the Ritz is one thing...I have a feeling that the Cracker is going to come back to bite them.

Because along with the criminal way they have handled the economy, the tainted food scandal, is now THE ISSUE of this election.

So now what I want to know is when are they going to fire this latest loose Cannon?

The Conservatives have issued another apology, this time for comments caught on video Wednesday by an assistant to Transport Minister Lawrence Cannon.

“If you behave and you're sober and there's no problems and if you don't do a sit down and whatever, I don't care,” said Mr. Cannon's assistant Darlene Lannigan to Mr. Matchewan. She then added: “One of them showed up the other day and was drinking.”

Can you imagine the nerve of a foul RepubliCon telling ANYONE how to behave?

First they turn our Parliament into a pig sty. Then they poop on Dion. Then they make jokes about a disease that is killing Canadians. Now they are making racist remarks about native people. How low can they go?

And I guess the questions we all have to ask ourselves are... how did we ever allow a bunch of lowlifes like the the Harper RepubliCons to form a Canadian government?

Is this foulness in their genes?

And what are we going to do to STOP them?

And the answer is? Send these stinking hogs to the Slaughterhouse of Democracy and turn them into Mystery Meat.

One cold cut at a time...


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Simon said...

Hi Yearningmice!! If only eh? I'm afraid too may Canadians are acting like the three blind mice :)
They can't imagine something really bad happening in Canada. But with a crazed ideologue like Harper why wouldn't it?