Thursday, September 11, 2008
Palin Ready for Nuclear War with Russia?
Uh oh. Remember how last night I was wondering whether Sarah Palin was the Anti-Christ?
Well BLOW me away. It turns out it's WORSE than that. How about the Happy Hallelujah Armageddon Warrior?
A hawkish and occasionally combative Sarah Palin warned last night she might commit US troops to a war against Russia in defence of Georgia and Ukraine in her first interview since John McCain chose her as his running mate.
Palin, who admitted last night she made her first trip outside North America last year, also said she was certain she was ready to step in for McCain as president
"I have the confidence in that readiness and knowing that you can't blink. You have to be wired in a way of being so committed to the mission, the mission that we're on, reform of this country and victory in the war, you can't blink...."
Which makes Palin even more dangerous than Chimp Bush and Dick Cheney. And forces me to offer my American friends some urgent advice.
If the worst happens, make sure that McCain gets ALL his organs replaced....with nice fresh young ones brought straight from Iraq.... BEFORE he becomes President.
Make sure Poppy is guarded day and night so the Christianist ninjas can't get to him. Especially when he's wandering around the White House late at night in his housecoat wondering why the North Vietnamese guards haven't come to put him to bed.
Or just drop Palin.
As soon as you can...
I recommend that one. Eh?
Because time is RUNNING OUT...