Tuesday, September 23, 2008

John McCain and the Closet Queen

Hold the pool game, turn up the music, put on your party hats. It's time to celebrate.

It turns out John McCain's Chief of Staff is a great big closet queen.

You know I used to hate closet queens, because when I came out at the age of twelve nobody else did. So I had to fight the bullies all by myself. Until S├ębastien came along, four years later, to stop me from killing them.

But now that I'm not in school, I just feel sorry for closet cases. I still think they're pathetic. But I would never out one.

Except if he was a right-wing Republican, helping a man who is trying to hurt us.

John McCain is opposed to every single gay rights measure of recent years –- from a hate crimes bill, to an anti-discrimination bill to an attempt to repeal the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy on gays in the military –- and is publicly on record supporting a ballot measure in California this November to strip gays and lesbians there of their legally-won right to marry in that state.

Hurt the parents of these kids....

Then if I had to I would call the nutbars from Focus on the Family myself

Because this Con closet case deserves what he's going to get.

And hell is too good for him...


P.S. On the other hand if they sent him to Sarah Palin's School for Curing Homosexuality. I might be more merciful.

Because now that I think about it.......six months of wanking and wailing in Wasilla in winter, should be MORE than good enough...


Anonymous said...

Ever see the show "Little Britain"? One of the on-going skits has a very, very gay personal assistant to the Prime Minister who seems not to notice. Anyway if you get a chance to catch it, it's funny. It's been on BBC Canada as well as Showcase.

So who's going to win in your riding?

Simon said...

Hi Kenn !! Yes I have and it is funny,although I hear there is now an American version and it's not getting very good reviews. The should have done Little Alabama instead... :)
As for my riding I expect that Olivia Chow will win again. Especially if there is a move to the NDP. I'm predicting that they will end up passing the Liberals.
However if I'm wrong I'll come back and delete this comment ...;)