Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Stephen Harper's Very Weird Winter Vacation
Wow, what a coincidence. Yesterday I wrote about how the old Con loser Joe Oliver wasn't missing anymore.
And now they've found his loser boss Stephen Harper.
As you know Harper has been missing since he was last spotted about a month ago, outside a Shake Shack in Las Vegas...
Unshaven, his shirt pulled out of his pants, and with strange smile on his face.
Which had some people worried that his crushing defeat had driven him crazy, or crazier.
But now he's been spotted again, this time in Florida...
Still on his feet, but still looking a little weird.
Don Martin says he was relaxed and laughing...
But he seems awfully grim in that picture. I mean look at that face.
And the sight of Harper running all over America with a baseball cat pulled down over his nose so people don't recognize him, strikes me as more than a little bizarre..
Why is a former Canadian Prime Minister looking like our Donald Trump, or acting like our El Chapo?
And what is that strange logo on that cap?
That looks like two churches.
Has humiliation driven him to Jesus, and are people SURE he's OK?
But then whatever his fragile mental state, it's obvious he doesn't want to be recognized, and who can blame him?
He blew the election campaign because he couldn't restrain himself...
The bigotry and the insanity poured out of him like diarrhoea...
He took down his own party, made the guy he said wasn't ready Prime Minister.
And of course he also bombed the economy, and took the looney down in pursuit of his oily obsession.
Global oil markets could “drown in oversupply,” sending prices even lower as demand growth slows and Iran revives exports with the end of sanctions, according to the International Energy Agency.
Which is now threatening to drown us all.
And the Harper peso...
Making us all poorer, and with food prices soaring, making more and more poor Canadians hungry.
And since Vegas and Florida are full of snowbirds who are now packing their bags and preparing to fly back to Canada, because they can't afford to live down there any longer.
I'm sure they're not too happy with him, so he can't be too careful.
And since we also know he isn't the bravest man in the world.
He's probably just doing what he does when he feels threatened...
Hiding or running from all his enemies, real or imagined.
But yes, isn't it great how low the mighty have fallen?
People may not have noticed his strange disappearing act.
He does not haunt us still. If it hadn’t been a normal part of an orderly transition of power, the almost complete disappearance of former prime minister Stephen Harper might be a subject of more speculation — or at least curiosity.
But even his own party now seems anxious to forget him.
As far as I can tell, it’s already too late to say “wait, what?” when Harper’s old party does a 180-turn from where it stood just a few short months back. If nothing else, this tells us that the hunger for regime change in Canada — displayed so vividly in the fall election — apparently extended to those who worked with Harper as well.
From what I hear that's driving him CRAAAAAZY.
And only this could have been a better ending...
Great Ugly Leader, our economic El Chapo, paying for his crimes against Canada.
But then you can't have EVERYTHING.
And what we got was good enough.
We set out to destroy him.
And boy did we EVER...
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