From where I live, on a late fall afternoon, the city of Toronto looks pretty damn beautiful.
But of course, what I'm looking at is the REAL Toronto, not the Frankencity the Con thug Mike Harris, and his little
You think maybe there’s a cultural divide going on here? It’s no surprise that Ford’s support was concentrated outside the boundaries of the original city of Toronto, but the starkness of the division is startling to see. In essence, Toronto is two cities that don’t like one another much but have been forced to cohabitate. And who performed the ceremony? Yes, Mike Harris.
Gosh. Big Hog Mike as Rob Ford's porky daddy. Isn't that a scary thought? You add up both of their IQs and you still get dumb bully or thug buffoon.
You know as I said the other night, I'm a Montrealer eh? So I could look at that map and the pink zone where I live, and think OMG what have I done? Who knew I'd end up playing Davy Crockett at the Alamo? Gimme a train ticket quick !!!!
But actually, it only makes me proud to live here. A city where white, black, brown, straight, gay, young and old, rich and poor, or whatever live happily together. And Cons are DEFINITELY not welcome.
You know every progressive in Canada should be proud of the REAL Toronto, the bastion of real Canadian values. The little but mighty fortress that Stephen Harper will NEVER conquer. And the Pig Man will NEVER rule.
But look, if I'm going to play Davy Crockett at the Alamo we're going to have to change the ending eh? In my version WE win, and the porker ends up as bacon, next to the Harper ham. Or just another loser.
The small crowd at Esther Shiner Stadium proved they were up on their current events.
“Gravy train, gravy train,” mocked the Chaminade fans.
In the meantime, on a late fall afternoon, looking across at the REAL Toronto all I can say is this...
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Hey beautiful... it's me... Simon.... from Montreal. Look I don't know how I ended up living in a fortress under siege.
But I'm REALLY glad I'm here to help defend you. The Cons will not pass.
Now all I need to know is if we can't win back the angry teabaggers in the suburbs.
When can we SECEDE?