Friday, May 06, 2011

Stephen Harper and the Zombie Apocalypse

Well I see the Toronto Star is offering up this hopeful version of what a Harper majority government might be like.

In a diplomatic cable obtained by WikiLeaks, Wilkins wrote on Jan. 2, 2009, that a more conciliatory and inclusive approach would “go against the grain for such an instinctively combative Prime Minister.”

But this time, Canadians might expect a different Harper from the one they saw a few years ago, according to those close to the prime minister.

“People evolve,” said one Conservative insider. “The Stephen Harper of 2011 is not the Stephen Harper of 2004.”

But of course I don't believe a word eh? Because you can't teach an old Con new tricks. And now they've taken his muzzle off, The Beast is capable of ANYTHING.

So the first thing that came to mind was this version of a Harper majority...

But then tonight, as I was lovingly cleaning the BBQ, I realized no that's not it. No, no, NOT. 

Those are just the zombies who voted for him.

And to really appreciate the horror of the Harper regime unleashed.

And the monstrosity of their deranged leader.

One would have to conjure up a far darker version of a Con majority.

The unspeakable horror of The Mutant Cheeseburger...

Think of it as a fascist boot cheeseburger in your face. FOREVER. 

And of course now I'm scared AND hungry eh?

But at least the road to the future seems obvious.

First we cheer up, then we organize, then we UNITE.

Then we defeat them. 

And then we EAT them.

Have a great weekend everybody !!!!

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Oemissions said...

Don't miss this timely and historic event! Come early to get in!

Zorpheous said...

Thanks for the morning smile. I can always use one or even a spare

prin said...

Waiting for you to do a compare and contrast of the treatment of Ruth Ellen Brosseau and the MIA Jim Hillyer, especially given the audio of her interview released today (where her French wasn't all that bad).

NDP + woman + young + lower class = media lashings + consistently (and unnecessarily) posting her picture on every single tidbit about her

Con + man + upper class + lying on his resume = media neglect

Simon said...

hi Oemissions...I'm an F.O. (Facebook Objecter) so I'm not sure what you're talking about. But knowing you it's got to be GREAT... :)

Simon said...

hi Zorph...well I owe you a ton of laughts, so I'm happy to be returning the favour. Just when we need it most... :)

Simon said...

hi prin...don't worry I haven't missed that story or the demonizing of the NDP's young MPs.
I'm too tired and not angry enough to do it justice, but I will, I will...