The Jamaican Zombies and the Con Regime

Lordy. What a blast from the past. I haven't used these guys to illustrate posts about the violent homophobes of Jamaica for YEARS.

I thought things were getting better on Zombie Island.

But I see I was horribly wrong. 

Mitt Romney and the Zombie Apocalypse

It's hard not to see what's happening in the United States as anything less than a slow-motion horror show.

A nation reeling from the catastrophe of Hurricane Sandy.

A presidential election too close to call.

National opinion polls suggest the race for the popular vote in Tuesday's election is so close that only a statistically insignificant point or two separates the two rivals.

And an ever mutating Mitt Romney threatening a Zombie Apocalypse if he loses.

Harperland and the Giant Slaughterhouse

The Con Meat Scandal has produced a lot of disturbing images. 

The sight of Gerry Ritz being hustled away by his handlers, after being unable to answer even a couple of questions from the media. 

All that ghastly shiny hamburger meat, staring out at us from every newspaper and TV set, and almost daring us to eat it. The look on people's faces when I tell them Stephen Harper is planning to fire even more food inspectors.

But the image I find most deeply disturbing is this picture of the monstrous XL Foods slaughterhouse, and those black cows munching peacefully away, oblivious to their fate.

Vic Toews and the Case of Luka Magnotta

About a month ago I made this little photoshop, because I was sure that Vic Toews would try to use the Luka Magnotta case to peddle his internet snooping bill.

For a Con zombie is a Con zombie, and there is nothing Toews wouldn't do to rummage stumble through our computers without a warrant.

So he can gnaw on the flesh of his enemies -- real or imagined.

And sure enough, it turns out I was right.

Vic Toews Goes After Justin Trudeau

Uh oh. Con Zombie Alert. I see Vic Toews is going after Justin Trudeau.

An angry Vic Toews wants an investigation into whether Justin Trudeau encouraged personal Twitter attacks against him after it was revealed a Liberal staffer was the mastermind of the Vikileaks Twitter controversy that aired details of Public Safety Minister’s divorce in retaliation for an online surveillance bill.

And on Twitter !!!!!

Oh My  Godzilla. A tweeting zombie? Justin, Justin run for your life !!!!! 

Stephen Harper and the Zombie Apocalypse

Well I see the Toronto Star is offering up this hopeful version of what a Harper majority government might be like.

In a diplomatic cable obtained by WikiLeaks, Wilkins wrote on Jan. 2, 2009, that a more conciliatory and inclusive approach would “go against the grain for such an instinctively combative Prime Minister.”

But this time, Canadians might expect a different Harper from the one they saw a few years ago, according to those close to the prime minister.

“People evolve,” said one Conservative insider. “The Stephen Harper of 2011 is not the Stephen Harper of 2004.”

But of course I don't believe a word eh? Because you can't teach an old Con new tricks. And now they've taken his muzzle off, The Beast is capable of ANYTHING.

So the first thing that came to mind was this version of a Harper majority...



But then tonight, as I was lovingly cleaning the BBQ, I realized no that's not it. No, no, NOT. 

Those are just the zombies who voted for him.

And to really appreciate the horror of the Harper regime unleashed.

And the monstrosity of their deranged leader.

One would have to conjure up a far darker version of a Con majority.

The unspeakable horror of The Mutant Cheeseburger...



Think of it as a fascist boot cheeseburger in your face. FOREVER. 

And of course now I'm scared AND hungry eh?

But at least the road to the future seems obvious.

First we cheer up, then we organize, then we UNITE.

Then we defeat them. 

And then we EAT them.

Have a great weekend everybody !!!!

Recommend this post at Progressive Bloggers

The Con Zombie and the Tsunami Blunder

Golly. I always thought that having the Con zombie Vic Toews as our Public Safety Minister was a bad idea eh?

It's bad enough that his idea of public safety is to jail every third Canadian. And spend billions on prisons, so he can starve the government of funds, and use that as an excuse to murder eat medicare. 

But this is the absolute limit.

Executive director Chris Duffy said his own office received a tsunami information statement at 9:58 p.m. Thursday and issued their own tsunami watch bulletin just after midnight. It was upgraded to an advisory at about 2 a.m. Friday.

He added the advisory is still in effect and reports it had been lifted were false.

"From the federal side, I understand there was a slip-up there a little while back," he said.

He was referring to Public Safety Minister Vic Toews' morning declaration in a radio interview that the "alert" had been lifted for British Columbia when by late afternoon, the advisory still hadn't been.

One frustrated B.C. emergency official, unaware of who made the comment, said he'd like to beat whoever said it.

Hey buddy, get a number eh? There's only about ten million Canadians ahead of you.

Or better still, wait until the election. So we can beat them ALL back to their crypts in Alberta...or Alabama.

Make Canada SAFER.

Chase those dangerous and incompetent zombie klowns out of office.

Before they jail kill us all...

Recommend this post at Progressive Bloggers.

When the Con Zombies Come After You...

And Vic Toews tries to eat your brain, so he can build more prisons we don't need.

Or Rona Ambrose acts like you don't have one...















So she can lie through her zombie pie hole.

Or Jason Kenney threatens to become the next leader of the Conservative Party.

“For what it’s worth, if Jason Kenney wants to seek the leadership some day, nobody will come close to defeating him,” an Ontario Tory MP said. “He appeals to the party base, new Canadians love him, social conservatives know where he stands and he is a caucus favourite.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!

Or Stephen Harper says he doesn't need a vote in Parliament to keep Canadian troops in Afghanistan.


















And recruits Bob Rae to be his zombie bum boy.

“There are lots of ways in which Parliament can hold government accountable,” Rae said, noting that not every decision to deploy troops has been voted on by MPs.

“This is not about extending anything. This is about changing something.”

Remember that, thanks to the miracle of modern technology,  some zombie stories can be edited. (Click on the screen where it says start the experience)

But the only way to get rid of this foul zombie gang, is to organize, unite, defeat them, and send them back to the Con crypt they came from.

Before they steal our brains.

And before they eat our country...

Obama, The Sheep, and the Ugly Canadians

It was a cold, grey, fall day. All I could do was pull my hoodie over my head, stare at the Wall of  Despair. And try to figure out which story was more depressing.

This story.

America elected Obama president, and America needs a strong president -- all the more so when he's under siege. But as Republicans gear up for the fight of their lives, Obama appears to be ironing his white flag.

Because who does Obama think he is? The leader of the progressives, or the darling of the lynch mob?

This story...



Because those poor sheep seem to love freedom more than he does.

And we all know it won't be long before the ruling teabaggers start screaming how DARE they build a slaughterhouse so close to Ground Zero? #!@#!#

Or this story?

So what’s up? Pundits worry more about fundamental rights than ordinary Canadians? Average Joes are too clueless to appreciate the slippery slope we’re on? Hard times have made people mean-spirited?

Or maybe they just think he’s guilty. Either way, Canadians seem determined to make up their own minds these days.

Because goodness knows the mob is NEVER wrong.

And my conclusion? All those stories are EQUALLY depressing.

Both countries have been taken over by crazy people.

They've got their teabaggers.

And we've got our ZOMBIES...



And of course the moral of my story is... the day progressives stop acting like sheep.

Will be the day those Cons stop eating our brains.

Or slitting our throats.

And the day we finally defeat them...

The Homophobic Zombies of Jamaica. Again.

This is what homophobic violence can look like in Jamaica.

A group of men kicked him and slashed him with knives for being a "batty boy" — a slang term for gay men — after he left a party before dawn in October 2006. They sliced his throat, torso, and back, hissed anti-gay epithets, and left him for dead on a Kingston corner.

Where you can't count on the police because they are no better than the bashers.

Sherman, meanwhile, is simply trying to move on with his life. But he said he will always remember how, after his attack, patrolmen roughly lifted his bloodied body out of their squad car when a man admonished them for aiding a "batty boy." A woman shamed them into driving him to a hospital; they stuffed him in the car's trunk.

And if you're a lesbian it's OK to rape you.

In 1996, when she was 20, Chin came out as lesbian on the Kingston UWI campus. She said she was ostracized by her peers, and one day was herded into a campus bathroom by a group of male students, who ripped off her clothes and sexually assaulted her.

"They told me what God wanted from me, that God made women to enjoy sex with men."

So all gay people must live in fear.

"I'm living in fear on a day-to-day basis," he said softly during a recent interview in Kingston. "In the community where my ex-lover was killed, people will say to me when I'm passing on the street, they will make remarks like 'boom-boom-boom' or 'batty boy fi dead.' I don't feel free walking on the streets."

In a country thousands of Canadians visit every year. Soaking up the sun and the cheap rum, while gay people are being attacked and murdered.

And nobody says or does anything to stop it. Especially not Stephen Harper's Cons, whose rabid base hates gays as much as those homophobic zombies do.




















Who are so crazed with hatred they are killing themselves with their own poison.

The dread of homosexuality is so all-encompassing that many Jamaican men refuse to get digital rectal examinations for prostate cancer, even those whose disease is advanced, said Dr. Trevor Tulloch of St. Andrews Hospital.

"Because it is a homophobic society, there's such a fear of the sexual implications of having the exam that men won't seek out help," said Tulloch, adding Jamaica has a soaring rate of prostate cancer because men won't be screened.

Help save the poor gays of Jamaica from this madness. Help give the homophobes the finger.

Tell their evil government to stop the HATE.

BOYCOTT that bigot country...