How do you know when it's early November? Answer: when the wingnuts and the Foxtards in the United States start wailing about the War on Christmas,
And this year go a step further, by releasing this Christian movie...
I mean Christianist
"This is a feel-good movie, with a lot of conflict and the theme of the Grinch finally coming home," said Anchorage-based executive producer David Cuddy. "The final scene is like 'It's a Wonderful Life,' where his character melts and becomes a good guy."
Gawd. Isn't that blasphemy?
The Grinch and It's A Wonderful Life? Or get down on your knees you atheist scum. Take the Muslim crescent off the Christ Tree. Or we'll burn your house down. SCARY
But wait. It gets worse.
How about a children's book about how Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Joseph Stalin stole Christmas ?
Written by a loser teabagger.
"The Christmastution is being ignored!" she yells to her assembled mob. "If we want to save Christmas, we must stop taking free candy and fire the liberal elves!"
Elf Peloosi tries to sway the children from voting her out of office with free candy canes but they all wave copies of the Christmastution at her and dump the candy into the Camas' lake.
With the Dance of the Sugar Dumb fairies?
No. That would be too ugly. And too flattering.
How about something prettier, and gayer, and more festive?
Like the Waltz of the Segways...
Golly. Christmas in America.
It's a different place...