Wednesday, March 23, 2016
Donald Trump Gets Back in the Wrestling Ring
A few days ago, I pointed out that Donald Trump learned most of his political skills in the wrestling ring.
That's why everything is bigger than life, or YUUUUGE.
That's why every villain is an ethnic stereotype, that's why he talks like does.
Well now he's back in the ring again.
And he's going after Ted Cruz !!!!!
And even threatening his wife!!!!
For allegedly questioning whether Trump's wife Melania, is qualified for the job of First Lady...
And although Cruz claims that poster had nothing to with him, and came from some kind of anti-Trump Super PAC aimed at Mormons.
Only in America eh?
This could get ugly...
For not only is Cruz furious, you can be sure that so is Melania...
And of course Cruz and his wife Heidi must be desperately plotting their next move...
So the Republican race to the White House could soon end up looking like something like this...
With the Grand Old Party tearing itself apart in a mud pit.
Or in the pit of despair.
Which of course is really great news.
Not just because it means the Republicans are probably going to be destroyed in the November election.
But also because we won't have to turn away any progressives fleeing a Trump or Cruz America,
By being nasty to them as Ellen DeGeneres suggests we might have to be...
So our reputation will be saved.
On the other hand since the refugees will now almost certainly be Republicans fleeing the Democrats.
And they are sure to try seeking refuge in Canada, since seeking refuge in Mexico is not an option.
For obvious reasons...
We really are going to have to get serious and build that wall.
For the last thing we need is Trump himself seeking refuge in Canada...
And running for the leadership of the Harper Party.
For as we all know, they've got enough useless Cons going after that job already...
And they already have their own mini Trump. Bellowing away furiously just like the larger one.
Golly, isn't it great?
The Cons of North America are looking more like clowns every day.
All are getting ready to tear themselves to pieces.
And all are heading for oblivion...
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