I wasn't able to watch the last Republican debate because I don't get Fox at my place.
Which turned out to be just as well.
Because the last thing I would have wanted to see is Donald Trump defending the size of his hands and his...um...penis.
"Look at those hands. Are these small hands? And … if they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem," Trump said, showing his hands to the audience, assuring them that his hands were normal-sized, as was his "something else."
And so soon after he said this...
Because now I'm not just absolutely disgusted, I'm totally confused...
And all I can think of is, how low will this Con show go?
How crazy can America get?
Has anybody tried this yet?
And of course, holy jumping Lord of the Shrimps, Trump must REALLY hate me !!!!!
Which could be dangerous eh?
But then I can't help it if I'm huge or yuge.
And I'm sure
Who despite his many flaws, was apparently a bigger man than Trump.
And while we're at it, no doubt bigger than Stephen Harper...
Who was always a nasty little leader, as morally depraved as Trump, and has no doubt wilted even more since his humiliating defeat.
And the even better news? If that's possible.
Being a vulgar, racist, abrasive jerk, only works until it doesn't.
Many Trump followers love that he doesn’t care about being called racist, misogynistic, xenophobic, etc. They’re sick of the media demanding that every Republican in the land disavow some dumb thing said by someone they’ve never heard of.
But this strategy “works” only in a narrow, shortsighted sense. Such thinking is likely to cost the party the election, and saddle Trump and his supporters with costly baggage that will make it harder for them to achieve their goals in this or any other election cycle.
It might work during a primary, with a crowded field of mediocre candidates. But it won't work during the real election campaign. When the Democrats start pounding him with their attack ads.
These ads will be devastating. Most Americans already dislike him even more than they dislike Hillary Clinton, even though most of them probably don’t yet know about the Klan gaffe or the fraud trial. By November, I guarantee that they will.
And all the ammunition he has so generously given them.
Because when they do, Trump will start shrinking all over.
He will go down.
And like the depraved Stephen Harper.
He will take his party with him...
Golly. Isn't it great?
How you can always count on Cons to act like animals.
Shock us with their bestiality.
And sooner or later destroy themselves...