I wasn't able to watch the last Republican debate because I don't get Fox at my place.
Which turned out to be just as well.
Because the last thing I would have wanted to see is Donald Trump defending the size of his hands and his...um...penis.
"Look at those hands. Are these small hands? And … if they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem," Trump said, showing his hands to the audience, assuring them that his hands were normal-sized, as was his "something else."
And so soon after he said this...
