Monday, November 26, 2012
Stephen Harper's Humiliating Weekend
Golly. It must be a case of reverse voodoo eh?
The more pins Stephen Harper sticks into his Justin Trudeau doll, the more Justin laughs.
And the more Great Macaca Leader squeals.
Another Reformer, former MP Stephen Harper, said other parties have played along for 30 years that it’s better to have a leader from a certain region. He cited former prime ministers Pierre Trudeau and Brian Mulroney, as well as Chretien and Charest, who were going to reconcile Quebec to the rest of Canada. ”It’s fairly obvious that this hasn’t solved the problem, so it’s not surprising that someone should make the opposite case that we need a leader from somewhere else,” said Harper, now with the right-wing National Citizens Coalition.
Or looks like an idiot, or a hypocrite. Or a dangerous Alberta separatist.
"I too am one of these angry westerners. The Liberals demonized the West and Alberta in particular ... we may love Canada, but Canada does not love us ... let's make the province strong enough that the rest of the country is afraid to threaten us." Dec. 18, 2000
As his ugly past is slowly dredged up from the bottom of the Black Lagoon, or the Tar Sands, to come back to haunt him...
And of course this must absolutely KILL him.
First, let’s restate the obvious: Alberta is not, in and of itself, a must-have for the Grits. Polls have consistently shown that Trudeau’s support West of the Ottawa River will come primarily from Ontario and British Columbia. In the context of the next federal election, these two provinces are two-tonne gorillas: Ontario will hold 121 seats in the 2015 election, British Columbia 42. The Maritime provinces, where Trudeau is strongest, will hold 32 seats between them. Alberta, by contrast, will hold just 34 seats, Saskatchewan and Manitoba 14 apiece.
Third, and most important, is the elephant in the room: Quebec and its 75 seats, soon to become 78.The simple reality is that the massive attention paid to Trudeau’s remarks two years ago, lamentable though they are, has probably broadened his coattails in Quebec.
For as I've pointed out many times, if we can get the Maritime provinces, Quebec, Ontario and British Columbia to gang up on the Alberta Cons, for killing our jobs and our country, we will do to them what the Argos did to the Stampeders.
Whose dejected fans were last seen heading for Calgary, mumbling something about those "Eastern bastards" and no doubt blaming the National Energy Program for their humiliating defeat. Don't they always?
Muahahahaha. Suck it up rednecks.
Although to be fair eh? They were not humiliated as much as Stephen Harper was this weekend, when in another crass photo opportunity he awarded one of his jingly Jubilee medals to Justin Bieber. For his outstanding contribution to Canadian culture.
In August, Bieber reportedly told Rolling Stone he was “part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I’m enough per cent that in Canada I can get free gas.”
Only to be first ignored, and then publicly humiliated by the Bieber.
And since he has more than 30-million Twitter followers, I think it's fair to say that they were laughing at Stephen Harper all over the world. LOL.
And who can blame them eh? For never has a Canadian Prime Minister looked so ridiculous, or so nerdly DESPERATE.
Gawd. I can just see it eh? Tonight Great Macaca Leader is probably sitting in his dark basement practicing his new song... Baby. Or sticking pins into himself to see if it makes him as popular as the other Justin.
Soon he'll be begging for votes.
Like Sloopy begs for turkey leftovers...
You know, the more we can laugh at those Con klowns, the more we will degrade them.
The more we degrade them, the easier it will be to give them the hook.
Make Canada a serious country again.
And send them all back to Alberta....
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