As you know I like to portray Stephen Harper and his Cons as pigs, with big snouts and pointy ears.
Not because I have anything against pigs, who are smart and gentle animals.
But only because like pigs, Cons like to congregate at the trough, and roll in the mud, and squeal in a most unseemly fashion.
However I must admit that this Con pig story has left me shocked and shaken, and squealing in horror myself !!!
A new unauthorised biography of United Kingdom Prime Minister David Cameron has caused controversy with disturbing claims he put a 'private part of his anatomy' into a dead pig's mouth during an initiation ritual.
The incident allegedly took place at Oxford University where Mr Cameron attended a dinner for elite club the Piers Gaveston Society.
Although I also must say that it doesn't surprise me, since when he was at Oxford Cameron was also a member of the notorious Bullingdon Club...
A group of super-rich Cons who liked to go out to fancy restaurants, get filthy drunk, stand on tables, shout things like "F**k the plebs."
Smash glasses and plates, and then throw large bills on the floor to pay for the damage, before stumbling out of the door.
And what Cameron and his Cons have done to the poor and Britain's once proud National Health Service since getting their majority, can only be described as the work of beasts.
The National Health Service will crash within two years with catastrophic consequences unless the government orders an immediate multibillion pound cash injection, the former minister in charge of care services says.
Still, although I can understand why Twitter is going wild.
"I got you, Babe" pic.twitter.com/AOvJxdcKJ8— corporate cow (@shoutsatcows) September 20, 2015
Notice how in this picture David Cameron isn't wearing his wedding ring. Suspicious... pic.twitter.com/ZfHcYfrOem— Ryan Shields (@BarackObadyin) September 20, 2015
Seeing these tweets about David Cameron and I...just... pic.twitter.com/Scw5Wu0igG— Kevin Daly (@kevinddaly) September 20, 2015
This piggygate scandal is something I'd rather not think about, it's just too horrible.
But since Cameron is Harper's hero, and whatever the Cons in Britain do, our Cons are sure to follow.
And since Cameron's victory was orchestrated by Harper's Australian attack dingo Lynton Crosby, I really have no choice.
Because I hate to imagine the next time Ol' Dave meets his good buddy Steve to ask him how things are going...
But seriously, it is a ghastly scandal.
The Con brand never looked worse.
David Cameron and Stephen Harper have so much in common, including Lynton Crosby.
They truly deserve each other...
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